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    We've touched on if there is something about a dancer that turns you off or that may be hurting her business (like too strong of a perfume, body odor, bad breath, ect, ect) but what about if you're the one with the slight problem. I've had to give dances to guys with bad breath before and it's torture.
    Hint... carry mints with you and pop one in your mouth when you go to get a dance... whether you're drinking something or not...please!!!
    But, if there is something wrong that might prevent you from getting the best dance possible, should I mention it or just ignore?
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    Let's see, I dont smell, I dont have bad breath, gee there is nothing wrong with me LOL. Heck, I pretty much stopped getting dances anyhow! But to answer your question, if I was a customer, and a dancer did say something like that, I would say: She is a f*****g B***h, or she is a c**t and never get a dance from her again. Then his words would spread around the club and you might get a reputation of being nasty. But, hey, I have never been in that situation before so I cannot say from experience.

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    if it is bad breathe then I'd say offer him a mint as you eat one- by you eating a mint as well it makes it seem less like there is something wrong with him. If it clothing that is uncomfortable for to dance on- tell him the truth and offer an alternative for him to wear next time. If it's b.O or too strong cologne, maybe suggest a cologne you like and tell him you think it would smell great on him.

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    you know what...money, if a guy wreeks what would she care if he never gets dances from her ever again? im sure you wouldn't be looking forward to dancing for mr stankass in the future if you were in the position. i know personally itd be tough for me to tell someone something like that, because i generally wouldn't want to hurt their feelings...but in that situation who knows what i might do. i mean if i was gagging, id have to say something i guess.

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    If I were a dancer and I was gagging on body odor, I would make up some excuse and leave him after the one dance is up. Face it, alot of guys that go to stripclubs are very insecure with themselves, the same way the dancers are insecure about themselves, and to come right out and tell someone that they stink, could really have a devastating effect on him. So I think it is best to lie (hell, stripclubs are a liars paradise! LOL) to him and get away from him. Just my opinion.

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    It's nice to carry mints in the car. Some extra deodorant or a change of shirts if it's been a long, hot day. An electric shaver to smooth out the stubbly surface.
    Always carry mints, Breath Strips to be exact, change of shirt but no electric razor.... not a bad Idea!

    I think by cutting the dances short even if the customer wants more, a dancer is voting with her feet and letting him know there's something wrong.
    As far as telling a guy he "stinks" that's kinda cruel.
    I have had a dancer offer me a mint during a dance, I thought that was "kool" I guess it was a combination of the beer and the cigar I just smoked LOL
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    I know on another board someone would cuz me out and call me a fucko but before I go to and SC, I get prepared like a first
    date. Shower, brush, mints, fresh sharp clothes, light colonge, trim nails maybe a haircut.
    whats a PL to do?

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    I'm lucky I haven't farted inside a strip club yet. I have that problem, and I've been told it smells like sulfur LOL



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    LOl... That borders on overshare Carlos. Something we probably didn't need to know unless we go to PR. LMAO!

    I'm with Coolshot! Even if I leave straight from work, I take a shower there... shave right before leaving, wear nice clothes, etc.
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    Amber, you could mention it as a story: "There was this one guy who came in the other night and he reeked! None of the girls wanted to get close to him for a dance. I like ____ cologne, it smells so good...I don't know why guys don't come in here smelling clean; they'll get such a hotter dance that way."
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    I know on another board someone would cuz me out and call me a fucko .

    Nah, you're no fucko. a fucko bogarts the best dancers.

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    Amber, one of the girls always keeps Altoids in her money purse. She always offers one to the customer and has one herself before the dance. Of course this doesn't help if the customer hasn't bathed or has Carlos' problem. If you encounter that collect the money and run for the hills! LOL.
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    LOL, did i send that??? oops ;-) note to all dancers: avoid sander8son!!! or, to do a parody of a beer comercial...she could grab the money, run to the stage and bury her head in the crotch of the girl who fills the quota for having an "all natural" women.

    hey, whats she doing???
    shes heading for the mountains. the mountains of BUSH. lol, ok, so i changed the spelling. so be it.

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    where the hell did this come from? it really must be 3:51 am lol
    whats a PL to do?

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    Holy sh** Sandy (no pun intended) I danced with her right after you; no wonder the seat smelled a little "funky"! :o
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