I walk into the club and Drew barrymoore is dancing onstage..and asking me if I'd like a dance...
try to limit it to one item...
I walk into the club and Drew barrymoore is dancing onstage..and asking me if I'd like a dance...
try to limit it to one item...
"I'd rather die when I'm living, than live when I'm dead..."
Jimmy Buffet





No, for me it would be Drew's cute curly haired best friend in The Wedding Singer. The one who told Adam Sandler, "If you come upstairs, you are definitely gonna get laid."




AW SHIT Joe one? Well how about Denise Richards going down on Liz Hurley on stage.
Don't make me spank you!
...I would walk into my ex-bar, be greeted by all my ex-friends there...my ex-ATF would come up to me, smile that perfect ex-smile and drag me off to the VIP for some reminiscing LOL
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
Sporty you got great taste (I cringed when I thought you were gonna say the old lady with the meatballs).....my 2nd vote is Sarah Jessica parker.
"I'd rather die when I'm living, than live when I'm dead..."
Jimmy Buffet




Hmmm In a perfect world….
My perfect world wouldn’t be in a club. It would be that an ATF agrees to have dinner with me. We spend 2 hours talking and laughing, just like the friends we have become. She agrees to come to my room for private dancing. We spend several glorious hours together, with candlelight, champagne and sexy music. She wears a sexy outfit I bought for her and looks absolutely stunning. Just think, we can talk without shouting and dance without rules.
Perfect world…. perfect dream!
"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella




I like your style Chuck! I could go for that with my ATF too.Of course in my world that would happen 3 nights a week!!! LOL.
When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy




Thank God it's only a dream LOL I couldn't handle it 3 times a week, not at my age LMAOI like your style Chuck! I could go for that with my ATF too.Of course in my world that would happen 3 nights a week!!! LOL.
"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

Britney Spears + My ATF = Pure Sweetness



I'm with you dude but replace your ATF with christina aguilera. They can reenact the bud light comercial for me.Britney Spears + My ATF = Pure Sweetness
whats a PL to do?

No, way! My ATF digs Britney!
Amber, I think the technical term for this is "zipless f***".
A perfect night for me would consist of meeting for a couple drinks, talking a little...winding up down by the lake for some late night skinny dipping and some nice hugging and kissing... laughing and holding hands on the way back to his house and then making love with a soft light in the background.. and the oral.. OMG... nothing like it...but overall there are no worries, no cares, just unforgettable and purely enjoyable ecstasy. Until the bed almost breaks from us friggin lil jack rabbits!
LMAO
Luv,
Amber
"almost breaks"? Why not just go ahead and break it!!!![]()
"someone's mom" :o OMG Amber, are you a closet pedophile?? LOL
when someone's mom knocks on the door to see if everythings okay, it usually ruins the moment anyways!
Either that or you fantazize about going to the beach and having sex with guys who live at home w/ their parents collecting unemployment checks?? LOL
Oh, I get it, u mean someone's mom DOWNstairs, right? (I hope....)
In a perfect world there is no lies, no broken promises, no bullshit, and no drama. I think I found that last night at Treasures in Houston. LOL!
I'm a simple man, making my way through the universe.





Well I'll have to review your application...the job starts out at entry level, but if all goes well you can be a full-partner.Hi lestat...My name is Amber... I'm cute, affectionate, sweet, and loving... can I apply for the job?Do you have any special skills?
-lestat1
Are you sure you want to know...it involves something "extra" special after all.Okay, aggieed... you can't say that and not explain.... so, go on...![]()
I'm a simple man, making my way through the universe.
I'm not writing a formal "public" review on ASPD. I wrote a private review for friends though as well as a personal review of the Houston social.
Basically I've been sick and tired of all the bullshit I've gone through these last two weeks with my group of Joy girls. They're pissing me off spouting lies, breaking promises, and causing some serious drama. One girl in particular...I feel like we've ended a "real" relationship. WTF?
So last night at Treasures, I hooked up with a blonde cutie (unfortunately I can't remember her name which kills me because I'm usually good with names). Nice body, cute face, beautiful big, blue eyes...all natural. I was sitting in that first booth as you walk towards the back...it's a pretty high traffic area. She sits with me and tells me she doesn't dance anywhere but the more private booths so we move to a deep, dark corner. We chat and after a while she starts dancing. She immediately starts rubbing Mister Ed through my shorts and says, "Am I taking advantage of you?" I say, "No, but wouldn't it be easier if I did this," and I unzipped my shorts. She proceeded to do what she did (use your imagination)...no CFS though.
I walked out so happy because I've had to put up with all this bullshit at Joy lately, and last night at Treasures it was as simple as 1-2-3 to get what I really wanted. Treasures is the perfect world. Houston is the perfect world. Why go anywhere else?
I'm a simple man, making my way through the universe.


Big up to Houston
CFS = covered full service...sex with a condom. I've not ever done that in a club, and I'm not sure I ever will. It would be difficult to be comfortable.
Mister Ed, Special Ed, Mr. Happy...call it what you want. LOL!
I'm a simple man, making my way through the universe.





Dancers would always check back with me for the lap dance I wanted later on.
[cheerup]
Ugly dancers would not sit down with me in a lame attempt to hustle a drink out of me.
[frustrated]
Britney Spears would pose for Playboy.
[oogle]
Christina Aguilera would pose with her.
[oogle][oogle]
I'd win the lottery and could go visit and share my fortune with all my favorite Stripperweb ladies.
[cheers]
Cities and states that pass restrictive contact/nudity laws for strip clubs would lose all federal funding.
[order]
Osama Bin Laden would be killed getting run over by tank... driven by strippers (had to make it SCJ relavant).
[evil]
Amber really would have 75 clones dancing in clubs across the continent, and one of them would be giving me private dances right now.
[idea]
And those dances would be free because she really likes me, enough in fact to bring some sliced bread over.
[love]
Okay, I'll shut up now.
[yawn]
Former SCJ now in rehab.
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