Carlos mentioned he was a recovering stripperholic.
I've decided I am going to be one too, therefore we need a 12 step program.
Any suggestions?
Hello, my name is XXX and I'm a recovering stripperholic?

Carlos mentioned he was a recovering stripperholic.
I've decided I am going to be one too, therefore we need a 12 step program.
Any suggestions?
Hello, my name is XXX and I'm a recovering stripperholic?



Well I think you're on the right track......I mean isn't the first step to recovery admitting that you have a problem? So step one is admitting and proclaiming oneself to be a stripperholic.......um, not sure where to go after that. someone else will have to suggest step two.


First, start all over again and say
"Hi, I'm xxx and I'm a pathetic loser".
Recovery begins in self-knowledge.




My 12 step program:
Step 1: “Hi my name is Chuck and I’m a Stripperholic”
Step 2: I admit I am powerless over Strippers - that my life has become unmanageable.
Step 3: I believe that a Power greater than I could restore me to sanity. (My wife will find out)
Step 4: I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself. (And my bank account)
Step 5: I admit to this forum and to myself the exact nature of my wrongs. (I’m a hopeless PL)
Step 6: I am entirely ready to remove all these defects of character. (not!)
Step 7: I will make a list of all the Strippers I had danced with, and visit them all again.(Road Trip!)
Step 8: I will have just one last dance with these Strippers wherever possible. (Well maybe a couple)
Step 9: I will humbly ask any Strippers I ask to dance, to turn me down for my own good.
Step 10: When I get change, I will turn down dollar bills and ask for coin. Except in Canada.
Step 11: I will continue to drive by strip clubs without turning into the parking lot. (That's gonna hurt)
Step 12: I will never visit a strip club again. (Well maybe just once)
BTW I'm only at Step 5 as of the moment, and may never get to Step 6![]()
"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella




LMFAO Chuck's got it going on!
Don't make me spank you!





Chuck, that was awesome!!!
I hung out with a former dancer during her first year in AA. Because it's well run, respected, and has lots of members, people with other addictions (sex, drugs, etc) use it as well, even thought the WORD you have to use at the meetings is ALCOHOL.




I'd get to step 5 twice a month and would have to start over because of a relapse. LMAO!![]()
When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy





I got to step 9 once but no one would turn me down.
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