On another chat, someone said he saw one of my favorites on stage and almost got the Hard-On of Death. I think most guys have had some SC encounter that took them to 110% with a kind of runner's high. What did it for you?





On another chat, someone said he saw one of my favorites on stage and almost got the Hard-On of Death. I think most guys have had some SC encounter that took them to 110% with a kind of runner's high. What did it for you?
I like to think of it is getting in an old car and having the motor still start......"yes, it still works!!!!"
"I'd rather die when I'm living, than live when I'm dead..."
Jimmy Buffet





I used to have a really sweet favorite who was five-five, 105 and naturally beautiful. But she had a high tolerance for pain and liked to play rough. One day on the the nude stage she started whacking her ass so hard that even the contractors were wincing. Then she lit a white candle and dripped hot wax all over herself. When she sealed her labia shut, the guy next to me creamed, tipped her a Benjamin, and walked out. Everyone else had the OMG look and the Hard-On of Death.




This may be a dumb question, shouldn't the ATF be able to accomplish that "every time?" Mine does.![]()
When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy





Fishnet, I'd say ALMOST, but she can't quite match the new, unexpected and surreal event that produces the Hard-On of Death for me.
I'm a sucker for the new girls that get up there and don't have a clue on what they are doing. There's was this one where you could tell it was her first dance ever and I was like dayum. Then she got mad at me when I got a dance from her. She asked how was the dance. I told her it was really good. But now were cool.
LMAO! [rotflmao]She lit a white candle and dripped hot wax all over herself. When she sealed her labia shut, the guy next to me creamed, tipped her a Benjamin, and walked out.


Ahhh... the old HOOD. Brings me back 25 years. A GF and I split a hit of windowpane. The Lust-O-Meter was maxed out, but the synapses connecting boner to brain were burned out, so I couldn't keep the concentration to get off. For a *looong* time.
The poor girl slept for 24 hours. And woke up smiling.
I married that girl.




LOL... is HOOD actually an expression you guys use or did SW2 make it up off the top od his head. It's definitely one I haven't heard before. I must lead a sheltered life.![]()
When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy




Actually at my age, I’ve never met a hard-on I didn’t like LMAO
But frankly, I consider a good one as a HOOL……. The Hard-On of a Lifetime, this is the one that lasts from the LD room all the back to my seat at the barand I usually get one each time I dance with my ATF ... when that no longer happens, it's time to search for someone new
"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella





Fishnet, you're watching the natural birth of a word. Rob Zombie had a song called "Hands of Death." Kid Rock had "Fuck You Blind" for the HOOB (Hard-On of Blindness). Still one of my favorite SC songs.
On May 27, on a Yahoo group message board, a dude named Bassmantele wrote, "While I was waiting for another dancer to come upstairs I saw Skyla on stage. I almost had the hard-on of death. Ass cheeks like peaches. I'd pay that girl to kick me in the balls."
I remembered a cute five-one dancer who used to give me the HOOD. She could pound me, grab me and try to break it off, but all I ever felt was an overwhelming tingle. One day after a long, intense session, she said "You could kill me with that" (I love creative stripper shit). So when I read the May 27 comment, I realized this word was REAL.
BTW, if you want to see the peaches that brought this word to life, go to for Skyla's pics.


Ahhh, yes, I've seen her. Very cute. Personally, I like more meat on the bones, but let's not quibble.





Amber, when you walk into KI and sit in a bar chair, a waitress will come over and hump you (they're allowed to do lapdances, too). Dancers grab guys whenever and wherever they want, even when they're getting lapdances from other girls. Guys walk around with pitched tents all the time, but the OMG look is what tells you it's something special. Luv, SW2




635 State Rd
Rte 6
North Dartmouth, Massachusetts.
i dont realy care for the place myself, but SW swears by it.





Hot new strip club gimmick: Lapdancing shooter girls.
[idea]
That would HAVE to be a winner.
Former SCJ now in rehab.





Amber, in that context the OMG look was a pretty good indicator. At KI the waitresses are also shooter girls. This is also the only club where I have heard a girl jabber a BJ solicitation for a whole lapdance. No thanks, but it was funny.
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