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    Default Guys. Do you have a secret identity??

    Yep. I'm supeman..actuallly I'm more of a green lantern kinda guy...

    But the question is we all know about dancer BS, But do you spread any yourself..?? Your job?? You car?? Even your name...years ago I had vanity plates on my car "Joe Ds".. I got nailed with the nickname "Jody for years.

    and ladies when a guys lying (errr embelishng ) can you tell.?
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    I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body does that count?
    Don't make me spank you!

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    Default Re: Guys. Do you have a secret identity??

    No secret identity here. I'm usually pretty honest with the ladies.... except I'm really not "Chuck" I just keep my real name secret to protect the innocent
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    head"

    "I'm a male lesbian...i love women"
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    HELL YEAH!!
    Don't make me spank you!

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    and ladies when a guys lying (errr embelishng ) can you tell.?
    sometimes, yes. personally, i couldn't care less. if part of his fun experience is acting out the role of CIA agent, astronaught, prince of some obscure nation, etc. all the power to him... let him have his fun.

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    prince of some obscure nation...
    oh so you've danced for me Alanna?....

    i think i wanna have 3 kids and a wife next time.....
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    Once when a dancer offered a BJ for $200, I acted out the role of an undercover cop. All you have to do is recite the Miranda Rights with authority.... Other than that, I'm just a simplied version of me.

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    hahaha! it was the princes of the obscure nations i had the most trouble playing the role of believing them... oh yes, there was more then one. sheiks, earls, presidents, senators... you'd be amazed at some of the things some guys will come up with. the supreme court justice might have been real though... he sure acted the part well. the reknowed scientist on the verge of an astonishing medical breakthrough was a lot of fun, but so was the guy on the run who the government was trying to permanently silence.

    what the hell... if they have fun with it, what's the harm in playing along. where else can a guy play out a fantasy of being someone's he's not?

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    what the hell... if they have fun with it, what's the harm in playing along. where else can a guy play out a fantasy of being someone's he's not?
    I do it all the time at home.... I'm secretly a Strip club Junkie
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    I have nothing to hide, so I tell them the truth, albeit the truth is a tad boring.


    Think it would help if I told them that I make movies for HBO?
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    Once a dancer asked me if I read all 4 volumns of Samuel Eliot Morison's "History of the American People" I lied and told her I did, when in reality I had read only 3 of the 4 books. I felt so guilty that I never went back.

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    Wow, am I missing out on part of the fun of going to SCs with the whole BS thing? I never thought of creating a "secret identity" to tell a dancer about. Hmmm...
    • Y'know my uncle invented post-it notes...oh yeah, I'm heir to a huge post-it note fortune."
    • "I used to work for the CIA . . . emptying their trash bins."
    • "I'm an outlaw. I'm wanted in 7 states for 'failure to yield.' Better watch yourself hun."
    • "Y'know the new Ferrari? I once saw a guy who was driving one."
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    Default Re: Guys. Do you have a secret identity??

    I don't have a secret identity. But I do make up a stage name for the night.

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    How secret could it be...people see a short green alien hanging in mid air and levitating all the cute Brazilian dancers to his corner of the bar they know right away it's Yoda....
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    I pose as a balding middle-aged guy with a pot belly. Works every time

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    Default Re: Guys. Do you have a secret identity??

    nah just plain old broke me. Keeps the money grubbing sharks away. (most of the time)
    whats a PL to do?

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    Posted by: SportsWriter2 Once when a dancer offered a BJ for $200, I acted out the role of an undercover cop. All you have to do is recite the Miranda Rights with authority.... Other than that, I'm just a simplied version of me.
    ROTFLMAO, Oh boy was that cold blooded.

    Generally, I am just myself. I give my real name and true information. But, if she wants to play games, I'm like Richard Pryor said once: " she tell a lie, I tell a lie then we compliment on each others lies."
    Everything I like is either illegal, immoral , or fattening!

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    No secret idetity.... not much to hide... I tell the girls almost everything.

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    No secret identity. I wish I could go in anonymously sometimes. If my ATF isn't there yet, I'm usually attacked from all sides lol.
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