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    You think that is bad ? I had been going to SCs about a year when this one dancer took an aggressive interest in making me one of her regulars. She wasn't very pretty, think trailer park trash, but Mr Happy liked her. One day, during a private dance, she was showing me more than the club allowed at the time. Her butt was about 6 inches from my face, she grabbed her cheeks and spread them. Oh man what a scent, I could just about guess what she had for lunch. I was wearing an expensive white shirt, her next move was to put her butt with her cheeks spread on my chest and slide slowly down. Luckily the song ended right after and I paid her and was very polite about not wanting to continue. I go back to the table thinking not much of it, but I couldn't shake the scent. I thought it was just "burned" into nostrils,................until my ATF finally showed up.................................and asked what I had got on my shirt. Can you say SKID MARKS, Yes she skid marked my shirt. How did I take it? That was the first of two times I almost got thrown out of the club. The second time I nearly was thrown out was when she (The Skid Mark Girl) "accidently" bust into a private dance between me and my ATF at a very inopportune time and broke the mood. To say I was pissed was a understatement. I say accidently because me an my ATF and her and her victim was waiting on the same room. My ATF and I was first in line, they was at the table right by its door. She saw us go in and there is only one way in and out, right by them and she "thought" we were through. Yeah right. Any way I feel for you man but give me stinky P**sy over skid marks anyday.
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    Reminds me of a dancer at Michael's there in Houston I met back in September...man, she reeked!!! I don't know if I still have her name written somewhere.

    She kept climbing onto my shoulders and sticking her kitty in my ass...everytime I almost wanted to choke and vomit...it was pretty disgusting.
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    Boltjock - I can't stop laughing - the shock and horror you must have felt could have scarred you for life. In fact, I think I'm now gonna have a bit of a complex the next time a dancer's ass gets that close to me. As for the unfresh kitty, I wouldn't normally say anything to the dancer. I would just stop getting dances from her. However in Boltjock's case, I would definitely have to tell management that that skank was not only mistaking customers for toilet paper, but that she was actually ruining customer's property and that either the dancer or the club would be responsible for compensating the customer for their loss...just my two cents.

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    If I really like a dancer, I take her aside and explain any problem that I have with her hygiene, behavior or whatever. Otherwise I just walk away.... The absolute dumbest thing a dancer can do is bend over and back into your face.

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    If I really like a dancer, I take her aside and explain any problem that I have with her hygiene, behavior or whatever. Otherwise I just walk away.... The absolute dumbest thing a dancer can do is bend over and back into your face.
    I told a dancer I like just last week that she was using way to much of the wrong scent and I thought it was hurting her business. She seemed appreciative. Haven't been back to the club yet. Hopefully it did some good.

    SW2 with regard to that last comment, I would say true unless it is your ATF and she is squeeky clean. LOL.
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    Lapster - shock and horror doesn't begin to cover it. In the room I just figured it was an accident. When the marks was pointed out to me, I tried to gently and discreetly explain to the dancer she had a little hygiene problem. The dancer really took it personal and got loud and combative which got management involved. When management figured out I had a legitimate problem and I was not trying to cause trouble they gave me a t-shirt and compensated me enough to cover dry cleaning.

    Now I only deal with my ATFs so when one of them happens to come up not so fresh (hey, life does happen)I usually just change the nature of the dance as in say baby you are working too hard lets just sit and talk awhile. She usually gets the hint. We take a break, she goes to the dressing room and corrects the problem, we are back to business, no harm no foul.
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    SKID MARKS!!! [puke]

    oh, this is just so disgusting.

    for god's sake, if a girl's coochie reeks THAT badly, you really should tell management. although it's normal for any girlie thing to have somewhat of an odor especially at certain times during a woman's cycle, it should be very slight and not particularly so unpleasant. any major nasty coochie odor is usually a sign of some sort of infection, and that's just not healthy for anybody in the club.

    this is reminding me of some comments made on SW about how some girls don't even wash their t-backs but just give it a once-over with a baby wipe! eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!

    but using a customer as toilet paper! FOUL, FOUL, FOUL!

    you'd think that girls that put their girlie thing in peoples' faces especially would wash rinse and repeat as often as possible along with all those girlie products meant for such odors, but noooooooooooo!

    i could just puke.

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    I feel for you boltjock, that is both sick [puke] and hilarious [rotflmao] at the same time. Thanks for sharing, I think.

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    And I thought makeup on the front of my white shirt was bad! [puke]
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    Here we are just assuming that any dancer would want to correct her "not exactly fresh" problems. But I know of one dancer who listened to a housemom explain how to wash under her arms and apply anti-perspirant, then said, "I'm not a fuckin Barbie doll."

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    I'm not proud for adding to this thread, but I just remembered that a dancer once bitched to me that anoother girl had left a skid mark on the stage pole. Something about "trailer trash c**t." I went home and took a shower - then went to the other club in town.

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    WOW!!! Just when I thought I have heard it all being in this business a few years.....something else comes along!!!
    Skidmarks........damn!
    There was a girl I used to work with, several of the club regulars that had all had dances with her all said there was some foul odor....one guy nicknamed her "swamp ass"...it was bad. Then we found out she was an anal sex freak, did it all the time.
    I don't know how someone could not be in touch with their hygiene and be dancing, but it does happen, first thing I do before work everyday is shave, shower, make sure everything is fresh as can be. Everyday, even when I don't work I do that.
    I would not feel bad about telling a dancer she has some issues with odor. Just do it politely and simply. If she can't handle it then she shouldn't be dancing.

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    Not to be a 'snob', but seriously, rank pussy is one of the many hazards of doing extras in the club. If a girl is going around from guy to guy with all that poking and whatnot - and I've seen alot of girls who don't take any sort of break between sessions - she's bound to develop some sort of infection at minimum. Female genitalia, being more inside than male, is more susceptible to infection from so many outside 'influences'.

    I really don't mean to sound uptight or arrogant or any other name some of you are fond of slinging around, just sort of stating what should be obvious. Girls who engage in extra activity will have to be MORE careful with their coochie cleanliness in order to prevent infections which may not even be STDs, but just common infections from having too many things coming into contact with that area. A simple bacterial infection can cause a REALLY foul smell down there, and although it's a pretty minor infection, it can be passed to others through sexual contact (oral, vaginal, anal). For example, bacterial vaginosis can cause a coochie to smell really fishy-nasty, but isn't always noticed. If you lick her pussy or finger her and then lick your finger, you'll get the infection in your mouth/throat. It takes antibiotics to clear it up and you can pass the infection to anyone else you come into contact with, like other dancers and your SO. This is something that everyone should take into consideration when getting / giving dances - what might have been there before and what might have been left behind. Nothing is worth risking your health and that of others.

    To answer the question, the girl with stinky pussy probably won't take too kindly to being told that. If you bring it up you may be running the risk of riling up a crazy chic. Some girls would want to know and even though they'd be embarrassed, they'd probably appreciate knowing something's up. Of course, all women will tend to have some odour normally, and sometimes it gets stronger than others. It's up to the girl to maintain her cleanliness enough to keep it from being rank. I don't think I'd say anything to the girl unless I knew her enough to know she wouldn't freak, and even then approach with caution! That said, I can't see how a girl wouldn't know she was reeking! YUCK!!!

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    If you lick her pussy or finger her and then lick your finger, you'll get the infection in your mouth/throat.
    I read about this on another board somewhere I while back. This guy goes to a his usual club and participates in daty( eats her out). After a few days he gets a fever off and on. Goes later in the week and asks dancers that danced for him if they had the flu that day. Everyone says no. His fever goes off and on for awhile till he goes to the doctor and his doctor cant find the problem. Finally a specialist takes a swab of his troat and finds the bug. Turns out its a common bacteria found the vagina!

    moral of the story is don't do it man, even it looks um um good.
    whats a PL to do?

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    I wish more guys would think about what can happen before they act. It's nothing to play with and most guys that come into the clubs are either married or have girlfriends.......spreading something to your spouse or significant other......how do you explain that one?
    Just not a smart thing to do any way you look at it. I used to see girls bounce from guy to guy NEVER cleaning themselves in between and doing plenty of extras.....turned my stomach.
    I've never seen a pussy or dick had to have that bad, geez.

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