this is an article from the StripperWeb site that doesn't appear here and should...
http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/y...num=1041282366
there's a few things i don't agree with entirely though, and there's some other stuff i wanted to add, so here it is...
definitely be CLEAN. we don't want to smell you up close and personal after your hard day at work or whatever else you've been doing. if you're coming to the club from work, clean up first... have someone do a sniff test on you if you aren't sure how you smell. if you get a "5:00 p.m. shadow", shave again. be especially conscious of how your breath smells... we don't want a wiff of that peanut butter sandwich you had for lunch or the beer you just drank in the club. carry some mints or other breath freshener into the club with you.
as for clothes, yes, softer clothing is best. pullover shirts are preferable to button-downs because buttons can scrape or get caught in our hair, etc. i don't see why shirts should be in a solid color, but you should stay away from anything that looks "loud". if you wear a belt solely for fashion and it's not necessary to hold up your pants, don't wear it... even small buckles can be very uncomfortable. i don't see much problem with wearing a hat other then the fact that it could get in the way. if your uncomfortable because of thinning hair or a bald spot, go ahead and wear the hat but make sure it's not dirty or cheap looking. some girls like hats... they're fun to play with. it's true that the better dressed and better groomed you are, the more attention you'll get.
if you're going to be doing any touching with your hands, be conscious of a bulky watch, bracelets or large rings... we don't like being scraped by your jewelry. better to leave off any necklaces, tie clips, etc. as well.
when you get a lap dance, be aware of what's in your front pockets... we don't want to sit on your car keys or rub up against your cigarette pack. move anything in your front pockets of your pants and shirt/jacket somewhere else when you get a dance.
yes, we're impressed with tips and not talk, but conversation should be expected and is generally appropriate... just don't talk to us with the idea that whatever you talk about we'll find impressive because we generally won't. the more excessively you flash your ego or cry the blues the more tedious we'll find you and the attention you receive will suffer while your pockets will be expected to become more depleted.
if something in particular pleases you, ask for it... if you prefer a sultry slow dance rather then an energetic wild one, let us know. if you like silence or certain kinds of talking/sighing/moaning during your dance, tell us. if you like certain outfits we wear (or don't wear), make your wishes known. customers have all sorts of different preferences and we won't know what you like best if you don't say so. if a dancers refuses anything you ask for, don't whine or be pushy about it in hopes that she'll relent... no means no.
find out what the club rules are and ask the dancers during a dance if it's ok to touch her in more personal places before doing so. before going into a VIP session with a dancer discuss what is reasonable and appropriate behavior with her beforehand so you won't run the risk of being disappointed after you've already paid. every dancer has her own "comfort zone" regarding physical contact... don't expect that what you get from one dancer is what you will get with another. don't pinch, squeeze, scratch or do any touching too roughly. keep your bodily fluids to yourself.
Other Tips:
leave your cellphone in the car... more and more clubs are banning cellphones because of the newer models that are capable of taking photos. besides, do you really want to receive a call while getting a dance?
don't load your pockets with things that aren't essential... they get in the way while getting a dance, and you may "lose" things to jerks with sticky fingers.
don't bring in drugs or drug paraphernalia... undercovers are often in clubs and it's usually dope they're sniffing out - they don't care if it's dancers or customers that have them either.
bring your ID and keep it on you at all times... if the club is raided, not having your ID is reason enough for arrest regardless of what you are or aren't doing.
don't get too inebriated. local police often watch who's leaving the club looking "unsteady", and the more drunk you appear the more distasteful the dancers and other clientele will find you and the more likely you may be a target for someone with sticky fingers.
don't be a pig in the men's room, and every time you use it WASH YOUR HANDS!
if you must smoke, don't blow it in our faces and be aware of waving your lit cigarette around. i've had countless guys tip me with the same hand that's holding a cigarette and gotten burned, smoke in my face and my hair singed... if you do this, i will not be appreciative and will give you a wide berth in future.
don't bring a girlfriend/wife who is not happy being there... it makes her uncomfortable, you uncomfortable, the dancers uncomfortable, other customers uncomfortable... there is no point to this.
if there's anything that displeases you about a club, tell management. i'm amazed about the amount of complaints people have about the cleanliness, inappropriate behavior, discrimination, too loud music, boring or unattractive atmosphere, etc. that people have about certain clubs, but customers don't say anything about it to those that can do something about making changes... if you want to see more theme type shows, say so; if you want to see a wider variety of dancers, say so; if you'd like it if the club had more (or any) special events, say so; if there doesn't seem to be enough bartenders/waitresses, say so; if there isn't enough comfortable seating, say so. complaining to the dancers or other staff members is worthless... they often have the same complaints, but management often doesn't care what they think... they do (or SHOULD!) care what customers think because the customers is what keeps the club open and making money.



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. That would indeed make me a "Happy Customer". Do you dance any where near New England?


The only way to be a happy customer is to "HAVE FUN". We all seem to be in a battle pitting customers against ladies. Let's make love not war.

then I'm fine. And I will tell you, any guy that compliments me on how soft I feel will probably get a chance to feel more - I'm telling you guys, positive feedback works.
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