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    Default ever want to just end the lap dance?

    I just recently went to a SC and thought I'd share this rather amusing (but not at the time) incident. My ATF has been on vacation so I've stopped going to SCs for awhile, but I had the urge to go a few days ago.

    Well I was in the club and a dancer starts massaging my neck and face area from behind me. It was feeling pretty good. Then, when I turn to face her she moves her face right in front of mine so I can't see her too well. So I move a little back and she moves a little forward.

    "wanna dance?" she says.

    I usually dont get blind LD's, especially if I've never even seen what the dancer looks like, but I was in a good mood so I figure, "what the heck, how bad can it be?"

    She then walks over in front of me to give a dance. The only thoughts that come to my mind are "my god..can i cancel this dance..."

    Of course, I just smiled and endured it. The highlights of the dance were when she grabbed my head and tried shoving it into her pussy, while I tried pulling my head back, when she repeatedly tried to kiss me with tongue, while i tried pulling back and when she grinded furiously on my lap.

    For some reason, It was the first time I felt "dirty" in a club.

    Anyone else experience moments like this?
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    This is part 2 to my previous post.

    I ended up spending about 70% of my spending money on a pretty good dancer. She claimed that I got dances from her in the past and she was pretty cool. But not atf material.

    After I'm done getting dances from her, this total knockout goes on stage, a rarity in my area. So of course, I go up and tip her and she comes over to get dances. The dances are amazing to say the least. She put the ATF-spell on me. Unfortunately I had very little money left on me so I was only able to get a few dances.

    I asked her when she would be back next week, but since she probably thought I was a low roller, she vaguely answered it with, "Whenever, I just come in when I need money...and I might be moving to another club soon."

    I was pretty dissappointed that I had no money left when I found an ATF worthy dancer......I hate when that happens. Can anyone relate?
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    I've had a few things like that happen, but not so severe. A couple "butts in the face" when they weren't smelling so good back there (felt a little dirty after that), some pity tipping to a girl wearing PJs who looked unbelievably depressed and made me feel sleazy for being there, and one lap dance that I wanted to end because it was too boring (yet she gave amazingly sensual mini-laps, go figure).
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    Quote Originally Posted by X link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16251#msg16251 date=1071905598
    Of course, I just smiled and endured it. [snip] grabbed my head and tried shoving it into ....., while I tried pulling my head back, [snip] repeatedly tried to kiss me with tongue, while i tried pulling back
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    For some reason, [snip] I felt "dirty" in a club.

    Anyone else experience moments like this?
    Um, yes. Alot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16258#msg16258 date=1071923617
    Quote Originally Posted by X link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16251#msg16251 date=1071905598
    Of course, I just smiled and endured it. [snip] grabbed my head and tried shoving it into ....., while I tried pulling my head back, [snip] repeatedly tried to kiss me with tongue, while i tried pulling back
    [snip]
    For some reason, [snip] I felt "dirty" in a club.

    Anyone else experience moments like this?
    Um, yes. Alot.
    Geez B, I bet you have
    I had one LD that I stopped in the middle of, she was soooo drunk, she kept falling over LMAO I paid her and gave her a pitty tip and bought her another drink
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    That's funny X, I have vowed to no longer get dances from girls who approach me from behind (unless I know them), it was a mistake I made a few times early on in my SCJ career, it didn't take me long to realize why they were approaching me from behind.

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    X, live and learn. She just has a good promotion gimmic. There's no reason for you to feel dirty. You had no idea what she had in store for you. At least you are qualified to make an informed decision about her next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16251#msg16251 date=1071905598
    <snip>
    She then walks over in front of me to give a dance. The only thoughts that come to my mind are "my god..can i cancel this dance..."
    <snip>
    For some reason, It was the first time I felt "dirty" in a club.
    <snip>
    your story reminds me of a tongue-in-cheek remark attributed to Einstein - "When you are sitting with a pretty girl on your lap, an hour feels like a minute. when you sit on a hot stove, a minute feels like an hour. That is relativity.". or something along those lines. it&#039;s looks like you sat on the hot stove, my friend.
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    Heh, sometimes I approach from behind, tickle his neck or play with his head. I didn&#039;t know that was &#039;scary&#039; to some guys! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by X link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16251#msg16251 date=1071905598
    Of course, I just smiled and endured it. The highlights of the dance were when she grabbed my head and tried shoving it into her pussy, while I tried pulling my head back, when she repeatedly tried to kiss me with tongue, while i tried pulling back and when she grinded furiously on my lap.

    For some reason, It was the first time I felt "dirty" in a club.

    Anyone else experience moments like this?
    Sure, and I&#039;ve had more "profound" lap dance experiences. If you don&#039;t like your lap dances this way, it&#039;s your right. I would&#039;ve enjoyed it plenty :tongue:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16422#msg16422 date=1072139001
    Heh, sometimes I approach from behind, tickle his neck or play with his head. I didn&#039;t know that was &#039;scary&#039; to some guys! LOL
    Well, it was "scary" when you placed your leg on my thigh the first night you danced for me



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    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosPR link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16423#msg16423 date=1072139340
    Sure, and I&#039;ve had more "profound" lap dance experiences. If you don&#039;t like your lap dances this way, it&#039;s your right. I would&#039;ve enjoyed it plenty :tongue:
    I don&#039;t think he meant he didn&#039;t like the &#039;attention&#039; - I think the point was that the girl was, ahem, fugly, but he&#039;d agreed to the dance before he saw her because she &#039;attacked&#039; from behind.


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    yes, she was very &#039;fugly&#039;...
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    Quote Originally Posted by X link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16251#msg16251 date=1071905598
    repeatedly tried to kiss me with tongue, while i tried pulling back and when she grinded furiously on my lap.

    similar expierence here add a good crushing of twig and berries immediately followed by a semi-debate about me getting married to young. good times

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    Yeah, I must say I approach guys from behind too. But I go about it where I&#039;ll purr in their ear, lightly run my tongue along it and seductively ask how they&#039;re doing. Right after that I get directly in front of them so they can get a good look at me before I proceed to ask for dances. Unless they&#039;re the table (dollar) dances. Then I just smile all big and sexy, push their legs open and say, "C&#039;mon big boy, spread &#039;em, &#039;cause I&#039;m coming in!" Usually we get a good laugh at that, and pretty much no one turns me down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeganS link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16461#msg16461 date=1072218062
    Then I just smile all big and sexy, push their legs open and say, "C&#039;mon big boy, spread &#039;em, &#039;cause I&#039;m coming in!" Usually we get a good laugh at that, and pretty much no one turns me down.
    Yeah! That would work if you did it to me. Assuming I didn&#039;t run across the room and snag you first. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16464#msg16464 date=1072221412

    Yeah! That would work if you did it to me. Assuming I didn&#039;t run across the room and snag you first. LOL.
    Fish, Id be right there trying to beat you to her I knew if you arrived first you would buy out her shift and keep her busy all nite

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16465#msg16465 date=1072222041
    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=1;threadid=1091;start=msg16464#msg16464 date=1072221412

    Yeah! That would work if you did it to me. Assuming I didn&#039;t run across the room and snag you first. LOL.
    Fish, Id be right there trying to beat you to her I knew if you arrived first you would buy out her shift and keep her busy all nite

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    LOL...I&#039;d be a gentleman about it though FBR. I&#039;d keep your beer topped up while you waited.

    Back on topic, the only time I&#039;ve wanted to end a dance was with a robotic dancer theat was grinding sooo hard, I practically became a part of the chair. I suffered through it and lived.
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    i used to go to clubs a bit when i was younger till i realized all they do is take your money and leave you nothing.
    i once had a dance that i wish i never got. i wanted it to end about 10 seconds after it started. the girl just couldnt dance. i got it because i felt sorry for her. she looked like a retarded stringbean when she danced.

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    A year ago I wanted to end my first dance with a new girl. I even asked if she wanted me to move a small table so she could dance farther away. She said, "My dances suck, right?" I said, "Yeah, but I like you a lot." She was beautiful, so I taught her all the moves that turn guys on without a lot of contact.... She became my ATF, made good money, and gave me a sweet hourly rate. She&#039;s now out of dancing and in school, but we&#039;re still close friends.

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    Well I can&#039;t say I have wanted to end a lapdance, I kinda like a cutie writhing in my lap

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    A bad lapdance is still better than a good root canal....
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    Beats a sharp stick in the eye too
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    I&#039;ve had couple. It just felt wrong. My ATF at the time was her best friend. She&#039;s a nice girl. Good businesswomen. I said why not. Half way though the dance. I don&#039;t know what came over me and I just wasn&#039;t feeling it or something. I just felt wrong. What makes it even worse is my New ATF is her best friend that she grown up with. I feel kinda bad, but what can I do.

    The other one was this girl&#039;s first night there. Actually she stopped it. I thought she was so cool. I usually fall for the ones that have no idea of what they are doing. So she was asking how was it. I don&#039;t remember on what I said. She stopped after that. She wanted an honest answer I gave it she stopped. So the next time she was working we both apoligized to each other and that was the end of that. I was surprised that she is one of my best friends now. Eventhough she doesn&#039;t dance anymore.

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    I did something unusual for me one day a fww months ago. While in the area running some errands I stopped by the SC durig the day shift and had a drink. One of the day shifters walks up to me from behind and covers my eyes (why do the questionables always approach from behind? lol). "Guess who" she says. I had no idea and told her so. It turnds out to have been one of the day shifters I eyed one night when I stopped by just before the shift change. she has long beautiful brunette hair and a real southern charm. I said what the hell and got a LD with her. It had to be one of the worst LDs I have ever had. This would have been what you might refer to as a stratosphere dance. That&#039;s about how much air was between us. With me not being used to that I really didn&#039;t enjoy it at all. She makes good small talk and was nice enough to finish the dance and smile as we parted ways but never again will I just say yes. I&#039;ve since learned to say no with no reservations about it.


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