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    maybe if she included her girlfriend in the deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head link=board=1;threadid=1188;start=msg18043#msg18043 date=1074998410
    maybe if she included her girlfriend in the deal.
    A true SCJ...always wanting a 241. LOL.
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    Oh, come on, can't women bid too LOL



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    Her posting, which ran alongside ads for secondhand cars and unwanted furniture, read: "Eighteen-year-old university student looking to sell virginity. Never lost it due to lesbianism. Will bung in free massage if you are any good. Picture on request."
    Hmm, now there's a good way to get on eBay's shitlist.

    Well I went to the universal currency converter at xe.com to get a US dollar eqivalant of what she was offering to pop her cherry.

    £10,000 = $18,268

    She's going about this all wrong. I doubt she could actually get that kind of money in one shot. She might be appealing to some guy with a virgin fetish, but she's not that hot IMHO.

    Now getting $182.68 one hundred times, THAT might just work out for her.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    LOL...That's too much for the Houston guys Doc! LOL. They would never go for it.
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