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    Well I was going to start my tour of "Strip Club Junkies" by kicking it off visiting FBR at his club, The Living Room, in Ohio. I sent my pics, a nice little note, and waited for a call. No call, hmm, alright, I'll call them and set it up. Told to ask for Mike. Ended up calling three or four times, first couple his boss was outta town and he needed him to ok shit. Last time I called he seemed busy and annoyed, stating it wasn't a good time ( he'd get back to me, yeah, right!) and proceeded to practically hang up on me.

    Now first off, why would I be told to go thru Mike for bookings, only to have him tell me he needed to go thru someone else? Bull. They're yanking my chain. If you don't want to book me, SAY SO! Don't screw with me! Bastards.

    Sorry FBR! Unless I check out a different club in town and you want to pop in, I won't be visiting! Sorry! Next stop, Illinois. Big Daddy and Happy Camper, here I come!
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    Sorry they yanked you around, I hope that isnt the way most clubs run. But i do have to say woo hoo that you are coming around here. Some of the girls have said it hasnt been the best money lately, but dont listen to that because at least when I am there you will be doing well.

    I cant wait, my last few club visits havent been the best and this is definitely lifting my spirits this morning.
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    Megan, Im very sorry too I just mentioned you to Miss D yesterday and she thought you were coming. I dont get it. Lucky break for HC and BigDaddy.

    I can give you links to a couple other clubs in town if you want. Of course I would come see you there but if you decided to blow of this town completely I wouldnt blame you.

    FBR

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    Well FBR, you could just come on over to Illinois. We can call it the Midwest Regional SCJ convention.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck
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    I wonder why more dancers haven't come here to set up in club dates ? You are a smart girl Megan. Best wishes on your road trip if you get down to Miami/Ft. Lauderdale let me know and me and my g/f might drop in to see you.

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    What clubs are you looking to work at in Illinois meg?
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    I'm first off going to stop in at Big Al's next week. Not sure exactly what day yet, but I'll know by Monday. ( I'm auditioning at a new club in Milwaukee and they might start me right away, that's why the date is iffy )So I'll try to book there first. Then I'll give SS, KK, and LL all a try. (not necessarily in that particular order). I've been talking with Anais from SW, and she works at Al's, also she seems really nice, so it'll be good to "know" someone when I'm there.
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    Wow, Al's AND KK you might have to see me more than once. Just let me know the day and time I will try to be there. Also, Anais has met me so she should be able to tell you I am not too bad of a guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck
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    Hi Megan,

    Just please keep heading east. Once you reach tall buildings or an ocean let me know. We will make you feel real welcome in NJ, NY.

    FBR - you were my SCJ hero - how could you have let this happen - LOL. Megan offers to start her tour at your club and she gets shut out - WTF! I would have thought you had more clout!

    Megan - in the end it will be better for you and me. Just skip all those clubs in the middle of the country and come directly east - where you will be appreciated.

    Serioulsy, I'm just glad to hear the tour is actually starting.

    See you soon Megan

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    Spanky LOL Ive never tried to be anyones hero. I just do what I do. I appreciate the sentiment though

    Megan's insulted (I dont blame her) but what the fuck can I do about it? Yeah I go to the club a lot and yeah I spend a lot of money there. Maybe I should throw my weight around more but thats not my usual style. Mike may be intimidated by his dad (who is mafioso from what Ive heard) but I didnt think hed have problems making an easy decision like booking Megan.

    Im going to have conversation with Mike the next time Im there just for my own peace of mind. Hes kind of made me look like an asshole and a phony which is bullshit. Ive been trying to analyze exactly what could have happened. Ive come up with two possibilities. I may have to confer with Sporty on these since hes the master of club intrigue.

    One, Dickhead DJ fucked me. Remember him? Hes the one that had the hots for Miss B back last summer and got sooo pissed cause she was hanging out with me. He may even know about the privates..word gets around. Hes fairly tight with Mike so maybe he heard about my "friend from Wisconsin" and was able to queer the deal somehow.

    Second, and I dont want to think about this one, maybe Miss D pulled a fast one on me. Shes very "connected" at the club and has worked there a long time. I know for a fact that Mike has been trying to get her to go out with him. She says no way she ever would but who knows? But no doubt his desires for her puts her in a powerful position clubwise. Here I am baring my soul to her, asking for her help in getting a hot SCJ dancer and someone I consider a friend an opportunity to come here to dance and meet me. Maybe she used her influence, not to help me, but to nix the deal so as not to allow Megan to get some of my money. That blows me away if true because she saw Megans pictures and said she was very hot. She even asked me if Megan would consider a threesome with us. Of course I said no. But I did say Megs would party hard and we could all have a great time.

    I guess I need to see what I can do to solve the mystery. I emailed Miss D yesterday and told her of the debacle. I also emailed her about something else separately. Interestingly, she responded to the one email but not the one about Megan. Hmmmm...the more I think about it...

    Anyways, Megan Im sorry if your pissed perhaps even at me. I hope you will still consider coming here. I can come see you and spend just as much on you at any club in town. I know you want to meet me and I you. Just because my club manager is an idiot doesnt mean we cant have a good time elsewhere. But if you dont want to then thats your choice.

    FBR

    PS: Sorry about the drama guys. I didnt mean for this to turn into an open letter to Megan but Im pretty fucking pissed about the whole deal
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    FBR, here's how I read the problem. First time Megs reached Mike, he had just had a mega-F-word blowup with a dancer. After that, any call from Megs triggered his stress memory.

    Megs, I'm tight with Andy and Dyan at K2U in RI. They would treat you like a princess.

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    FBR-

    I'd practically guarantee you were torpedoed by Miss D. Look how much trouble she's gone to in the effort to steal you away from Miss B. She knows how much you are good for. In her mind, it's all "her" money now. Why would she want an out of towner that's hotter than she his come in and cut down her take. I wouldn't have helped if I were her. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=1;threadid=1191;start=msg18182#msg18182 date=1075171778
    FBR-

    I'd practically guarantee you were torpedoed by Miss D. Look how much trouble she's gone to in the effort to steal you away from Miss B. She knows how much you are good for. In her mind, it's all "her" money now. Why would she want an out of towner that's hotter than she his come in and cut down her take. I wouldn't have helped if I were her. LOL.

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    If so FBR, you can play that out too, in the form of make-up privates .

    Ummm MeganS, the weather is beautiful in AZ this time of year (hint, hint!).

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    Yeah the more I think about it the more it makes sense that Miss D launched a stripper shit tipped cruse missle at me :o. Fish, I may need to borrow one of your MOASSBB's LOL Actually its my fault for not anticipating that she would do that. DUH! I found out yesterday that I have a medium sized play money check due tomorrow (not the biggie Ive been waiting for but enough) I went ahead and scheduled a private with her for next Tuesday . After playtime is over, I plan to interrogate her with extreme prejudice to gain info on her involvement LOL What do you suggest? Drilling her teeth without novocaine? Extracting her nails with pliers? Or maybe the Chinese water torture? Could be fun Maybe Megan would want to help LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=1;threadid=1191;start=msg18195#msg18195 date=1075212792
    After playtime is over, I plan to interrogate her with extreme prejudice to gain info on her involvement LOL What do you suggest? Drilling her teeth without novocaine? Extracting her nails with pliers? Or maybe the Chinese water torture? Could be fun Maybe Megan would want to help LOL

    FBR
    If you want the truth, you should interrogate her BEFORE the private. Holding the money over her head would probably be more torture (maybe for both of you though?)
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    First off, there's no way I could be mad at you for this, FBR. It's Mike who's acting like an idiot. Second of all, Diamond's Cabaret looks pretty good, so I'm going to try for a booking there. Plus that place is nude, and you can BYOB! Bonus! I'll try to contact them today (too bad there wasn't some way to get dicklicker Mike to give them my pics so I wouldn't have to send more, but I know that won't happen.) I won't give up yet! Just please let me know if that's a decent club, I really want to come down!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=1;threadid=1191;start=msg18195#msg18195 date=1075212792
    What do you suggest? Drilling her teeth without novocaine? Extracting her nails with pliers? Or maybe the Chinese water torture? Could be fun

    FBR
    How about tying her up and hitting her with "money shot" after "monay shot" till she confesses. LMAO!
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    Fish, when you tie them up, the only thing they confress is all the crazy stuff they've done with other guys.

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    Diamond's Cabaret in Dayton, OH? I've been up there a few times in the last few years to visit my father and could provide some insight since I always seem to end up there every time I visit.


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    Moneywise, lay it on us. I havent been there in several years. I remember there being quite a few hot women and as Megan said it is nude BYOB.

    Megan, why dont you go ahead and try to book there? In the meantime we can do some detective work and if for some reason you change your mind you can always cancel

    Look forward to seeing you hopefully

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    Well, I usually go in and sit at the bar. I've never brought anything into that club. I usually order their $3.50 water LOL and scope the place out. IMO This club is very well put together. The lighting is right. The compliment of strobe & fog add a special touch to the fantasy. I have never had a bad experience there. I think I have been three times in 5 years. Every visit I am there. I'm very picky so the club does have a way of drawing you back.

    I would say at least 80% of the ladies in this club are h.o.t. I usually go through one or two ladies making their rounds before I find one I want to drop some $ on. The VIP is upstairs. I believe it's $25 for a dance in the open area upstairs and $35 for the private VIP. Regardless of where you get your dance there's a bouncer watching at all times. The ladies I have encountered don't like the $25 VIP area simply because there are also tables upstairs to occupy with a nice balcony view of the stage. This is cool but also lends to cheapo thrill seeker occupation.

    The dances are very low contact. However, if the chemistry is right the dancer will skirt the rules a bit. I was just there about 2 months ago visiting. During my trip to DC I struck up a nice conversation with one of the ladies and ended up giving her a few $35 LDs.

    A new ordinance was recently passed that places major limits on contact. Since then the business has been on a steady decline. I was there in a Sunday night and might have been the 6th guy there. This was all information given to me by the dancer. Apparently the ladies who dance there aren't too happy about the ordinace. The club strictly enforces it.

    About the BYOB. I think this is awesome. If you bring champagne or wine in they will bring you an ice tub to place it into. If I were a local I would make good use of the BYOB rule.

    That's about it. Hope that helps.


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    Thanks, MW. Like I said its been a while since Ive been there even though its only 20 minutes from my house. Hey, next time you come to Dayton let me know and we can hook up at the Living Room on the northside for a beer and check out the women LOL

    Could you tell if there were a lot of under 21 dudes hanging out? I dont know how old you are LOL but a lot of these real young guys are no money mutha fuckas LOL and are more annoying than anything. I think a lot of them think they are going to find a girlfriend at a stripclub LOL

    Megan it doesnt matter if the club is slow or not that nite, you will be well taken care of

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    I would say of the 5 others there that night 3 of them were youngstas. I'm 34.

    A funny thing happened that night. They had a girl audition for a full time gig on one of the secondary stages. Yes, she was hot and yes she did generate quite a few dollars. I would say she probably got hired.

    FBR, I'll be back up that way within the next year for another visit. I'll let you know when that time comes. I'm always down for a little SC crawling.


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    Well MeagenS If you make it to Illinois let those of us on the forum know where. I know Happy Camper is in
    central Illinois, and so is Big Daddy. I'm in northwest central Illinois (but father north.) I know they go to Al's Kappa and Silver Slipper alot so let me know where you wind up. There are no reviews on Wisconsin clubs on the new SE website reviews, so do some before you leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niceguy link=board=1;threadid=1191;start=msg18247#msg18247 date=1075256552
    I know they go to Al's Kappa and Silver Slipper alot...
    Just for the record. I have been to Slipper, but only because of a former ATF who no longer works there. I dont see going back. I hope you dont choose there.
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