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    i'm sorry, but this is hilarious. courtesy of ASPD. http://www.aspd.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118324
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    did I miss something in that because I didn't see anywhere where the lady said she was a SW member- plus I thought they were hard on her for no reason,seems to me she was just seeking out some info

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimLovesJazz link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18085#msg18085 date=1075054668
    did I miss something in that because I didn't see anywhere where the lady said she was a SW member
    perhaps this will fill in the blanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by JimLovesJazz link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18085#msg18085 date=1075054668
    plus I thought they were hard on her for no reason,seems to me she was just seeking out some info.
    oh please, she was a ignorant pompous ass with an inflated ego. who had no idea about the houston sc scene except what she got from some other uninformed dancer on SW. houston has a 3 foot rule, every club is at risk of getting busted. fortunately, it isn't (nor are extras) a priority on LE list. she expected the guys to be impressed with the fact that she's a "clean" dancer. while that sort of description of yourself might score you points on SW. it won't even buy you a cup of coffee outside of SW. if she is going to insult houston sc (and many aren't exactly dives) by qualifying clubs or dancers as "clean" and "dirty" because of the presence of extras. well, she really doesn't need to go there with that type of attitude. i don't think they (with a couple of exceptions) were hard enough.
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    LOL! Yeah, poor girl. Those Houston boys are rather brutal. By the way, she's not the first SW poster to get a lukewarm welcome on ASPD.

    I know that Tina regularly reads ASPD, and I loved how she said:

    Quote Originally Posted by Tina link=board=4;threadid=5981;start=msg65351#msg65351 date=1074763598
    Sara, you knew you would be bashed going on ASPD for info.
    Well, duh!
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    All things considered, I think they were quite civil in their responses. Would Sara be considered a troll on that site?
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    Those guys were overly sensitive. She asked an innocuous question and got slammed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LapOfLuxury link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18101#msg18101 date=1075068622
    Those guys were overly sensitive. She asked an innocuous question and got slammed.
    Think of all the innocuous questions one could ask on SW and get slammed for asking. Think how many different topics are taboo over there. If someone wanders in and asks one of those, they'll get slammed for not knowing ahead of time that it's considered an insulting question. Sounds like the same thing happened on that ASPD site. I don't think it should be happening on either site, but that's just my opinion.
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    Well, I gotta go to Houston!



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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieed link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18089#msg18089 date=1075058454
    I know that Tina regularly reads ASPD, and I loved how she said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Tina link=board=4;threadid=5981;start=msg65351#msg65351 date=1074763598
    Sara, you knew you would be bashed going on ASPD for info.
    Well, duh!
    yeah, i like tina. she is one of the few posters over there, who i would give considerable weight to anything she had to say about sc.


    Quote Originally Posted by LapOfLuxury link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18101#msg18101 date=1075068622
    She asked an innocuous question and got slammed.
    i agree. her initial question was innocuous. however, it was her replies in her second & third post that riled up the other posters. she just showed how ignorant she was, not only of the region, but of the sex industry as well. as far as her getting slammed :'(? well, i'm not shedding any tears. it's not like she didn't have it coming.
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    She had a few people chew her ass over there (one even got banned), but all told most of the responses to her question were quite civil, dare I say helpful. A guy inquiring about where he could find extras/high mileage dances on the pink site assuredly would get a similar reception.

    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18107#msg18107 date=1075073240
    it's not like she didn't have it coming.
    Well, "had it coming" might be a bit strong, but I agree that a gal going onto THAT board, asking where a "clean" club is in THAT city, isn't exactly using all 52 cards in the deck.
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    This is an old story. Your reflexes are getting slow, MP.


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    oh yes, ten days is practically ancient and you're still as witty as ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18104#msg18104 date=1075071414
    Think of all the innocuous questions one could ask on SW and get slammed for asking. Think how many different topics are taboo over there. If someone wanders in and asks one of those, they'll get slammed for not knowing ahead of time that it's considered an insulting question.
    In my opinion, that's what "lurking" was invented for. One should never post until one knows the general tone of the board, because there are far more cutthroat sites than this out there. One of my favorite boards uses the general member title of Fresh Meat for newbies; anyone posting a thread remotely smacking of "HI! New here!" is received with comments such as "No shit, Captain Obvious. Now leave" and is run off at the first possible opportunity. Another board commonly experienced members lurking for months before getting the courage to post.

    You should always know, before the conversation starts, whom you are talking to and their potential response. Bitching about NAFTA will get the expected response on a Democratic debate board, and just as vicious as any Houston junkies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18161#msg18161 date=1075161537
    oh yes, ten days is practically ancient and you're still as witty as ever.
    And you're still as miserable as ever.

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    that's quite a bon mot. in any case, which do you prefer as my sig file? this one or the old one? oh, what the hell. i'll use both.
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    MP, you remind me of my younger brother. Years ago, the family was seated at the dinner table, when he announced that he was not going to eat his brussel sprouts. "I hate them! I'll throw them in the garbage!" he said. To which our father replied, "I'll throw you in the garbage." My brother pondered this for a moment and then said, "Then I'll climb out of the garbage can." Like you, he always had to have the last word. Only he was three years old...

    Seriously though, I guess you're attempting a reverse psychology tactic with your tag lines, but rather than bothering me, it just makes me feel bad that you have such low self-esteem. Oh well, what is a BBS without at least one resident perpetual malcontent, right? Poor you. Of all causes in the world to champion, of all the fights you could pick, you choose to combat the evil hegemony of the mean Pink Site. Fight the good fight, MP - go for the gold! Refuse to lose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adina link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18242#msg18242 date=1075254987
    MP,
    <snip senile ravings> Like you, he always had to have the last word. Only he was three years old...
    and your point???

    Quote Originally Posted by Adina link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18242#msg18242 date=1075254987
    Seriously though, I guess you&#039;re attempting a reverse psychology tactic with your tag lines, but rather than bothering me, it just makes me feel bad that you have such low self-esteem.
    well, it seems you would know better than i. since, you&#039;re the one playing monday morning psychiatrist. here&#039;s an idea, if my original post so upset you that your best response is a amateurish psychiatric evaluation, instead of an on-topic post. well, what do you expect? let&#039;s not pretend, shall we?

    Quote Originally Posted by Adina link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18242#msg18242 date=1075254987
    Oh well, what is a BBS without at least one resident perpetual malcontent, right?
    and what is a BBS without a witty bon vivant, such as yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Adina link=board=1;threadid=1192;start=msg18242#msg18242 date=1075254987
    Of all causes in the world to champion, of all the fights you could pick, you choose to combat the evil hegemony of the mean Pink Site. Fight the good fight, MP - go for the gold! Refuse to lose!
    fight the pink site? is that how you see it? poor girl. this is between you and i. unless you&#039;re under the impression that you are a monolithic entity called the pink site. good thing you&#039;re a psychiatrist. you can self-medicate yourself.

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    An example of what not to post on SW. Sigh...

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