Things have been a little slow on ye ol blue site, and we need a fresh topic. So I came up with this. You can take this as seriously or as humorously as you want to.
If you owned a strip club, what type of setting would you set up your clientele? Lets suspend reality for purposes of this exercise and say that you do not have to worry about interference from government officials and LE. (You've paid them off, they're all members of your family, some space junk fell on them all and killed them, you get my point). Therefore, you can run the sleaziest extras-heavy quasi-brothel if you so wish, or just the opposite.
Also don't let real life political, economic, or market circumstances where you live (or anywhere) influence your choices. Your club exists in a vacuum. This is not a competition. Just state what you think would be a fun and profitable club.
Be as brief or detailed as you want. Some things to possibly consider:
Clientele: White Collar, Blue Collar, Mixed ?
Degree of Nudity: Nude, Topless, Pasties, Burkas ?
Degree of Contact: Duh.
Alcohol Sales: Full Bar, Beer Only, BYOB, Kool-Aid ?
Decor: Ritsy, Decently Clean, Dive Bar ?
Size: Megaplex or Neighborhood bar ?
Cover Charge: How much ?
Dance Prices: How much, multiple types of dances ?
VIP/Champagne Room: Yes/No ? How much to get in ?
Drink Minimum: How many, or bottomless ?
Dress Code: Yes? No?
Food Service: Full kitchen, snacks, nothing ?
Other Aspects: Pool tables, porn shop, sports bar, limo ?
Bathroom Attendant: Piss monkey or not ?
Drink Hustle: Yes? No? How much?
...and whatever other goodies that you can think of. You can add "pink site" issues like dancer fees, tipouts etc. if you want, but hey this is SCJ right? I want to know what kind of joint you envision for your customer.
And one last thing for your hypothetical club: A name. I'm sure that we should get some interesting answers on that one.
And yes, I really want input from our SCJ ladies. If anyone should know what would work, they will.



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