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    Default Strip Club Mogul For A Day

    Things have been a little slow on ye ol blue site, and we need a fresh topic. So I came up with this. You can take this as seriously or as humorously as you want to.

    If you owned a strip club, what type of setting would you set up your clientele? Lets suspend reality for purposes of this exercise and say that you do not have to worry about interference from government officials and LE. (You've paid them off, they're all members of your family, some space junk fell on them all and killed them, you get my point). Therefore, you can run the sleaziest extras-heavy quasi-brothel if you so wish, or just the opposite.

    Also don't let real life political, economic, or market circumstances where you live (or anywhere) influence your choices. Your club exists in a vacuum. This is not a competition. Just state what you think would be a fun and profitable club.

    Be as brief or detailed as you want. Some things to possibly consider:

    Clientele: White Collar, Blue Collar, Mixed ?
    Degree of Nudity: Nude, Topless, Pasties, Burkas ?
    Degree of Contact: Duh.
    Alcohol Sales: Full Bar, Beer Only, BYOB, Kool-Aid ?
    Decor: Ritsy, Decently Clean, Dive Bar ?
    Size: Megaplex or Neighborhood bar ?
    Cover Charge: How much ?
    Dance Prices: How much, multiple types of dances ?
    VIP/Champagne Room: Yes/No ? How much to get in ?
    Drink Minimum: How many, or bottomless ?
    Dress Code: Yes? No?
    Food Service: Full kitchen, snacks, nothing ?
    Other Aspects: Pool tables, porn shop, sports bar, limo ?
    Bathroom Attendant: Piss monkey or not ?
    Drink Hustle: Yes? No? How much?

    ...and whatever other goodies that you can think of. You can add "pink site" issues like dancer fees, tipouts etc. if you want, but hey this is SCJ right? I want to know what kind of joint you envision for your customer.

    And one last thing for your hypothetical club: A name. I'm sure that we should get some interesting answers on that one.

    And yes, I really want input from our SCJ ladies. If anyone should know what would work, they will.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    This would make a GREAT computer game!


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    If I ran my local strip club for one day, I'd change the name of it to "The Eager Beaver" and have a throne installed next to the stage reserved only for me when I come to visit.


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    It's so funny how much I hear about people wanting to own a strip club. Everyone wants a piece of the action. I've always joked that if I owned one, it'd be called "Dirty Drunken Whores". So starting with that, I s'pose it would be a little neighborhood dive bar. Really dark and smoky. I'd want the girls to push drinks, but only real ones. If you don't drink, well shit! You can't work there! (thus the "Drunken") And none of this champagne shit. Real drinks.

    Obviously my clientele would be blue collar.

    The stage would be huge. I'd run that part sorta like Weasel's up north. Low to the ground, lots of stage lights, and a third song mandatory nude blanket show. No stools at the bar, only at the stage, with a few tables strewn about. The girls can leave the stage to take tips (this is very different though from a tip walk) Basically be able to jump into the customers lap for a mini dance during their show. Also with the option of being able to jump up on the bar and dance.

    A few minor details: Cover charge of 5 on weekends, a couple of pool tables in the back, hourly drink specials, and topless cocktail waitresses.

    Mind you, it's early in the morning for me, and I'm just randomly spewing off shit. But it just seemed to start flowing once I got going!
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    Hmmm...heck of a topic idea. Let's see what I'd do.

    The name of the place would be Xanadu...I think the bad 80s movie is far enough in the past that it shouldn't impact attendance, and it would be designed as "a stately pleasure dome."

    Clientele: Definitely aiming for white collar. In fact, shirts with collars will be required.

    Degree of Nudity: Topless. We're going for an international clientele, so foreign businesspersons will be used to this sort of thing, and topless still holds some mysteries.

    Degree of Contact: This club is about seduction, not grinding. Women will charm you so much that you don't give a rat's ass that they aren't rubbing up against you. See Lilith's entries for more details. If I catch you grinding, your ass is out the door.

    Alcohol Sales: Full Bar, with all the top shelf stuff available. Well drinks will even be above basic level.

    Decor: Ritzy, in a classic way. Something where I'm not going to have to change it to meet new trends every couple of years. Relatively thick carpets (the cleaning bill will be a bitch), plush chairs, very muted lighting, although tables will have enough light to do a business deal without squinting.

    Size: Not huge. Maybe a capacity of 50 girls. I need it big enough to draw enough customers to cover my overhead, however it still will have an intimate feel.

    Cover Charge: None, except to cover cabbie kickbacks. You're paying enough inside that I don't need to gouge you before you even get started.

    Dance Prices: Probably $40 per. Again, I'm going after businessmen who are putting this on an expense report, and since I'm only taking top-shelf women, its worth it. Topless only.

    VIP/Champagne Room: Yes, minimum 1/2 hour at $250. No Champagne (its communist to charge $350 for a bottle of champagne, IMO), however 2 drink minimum at $20/drink.

    Drink Minimum: Yes, 2 drink minimum, although buying a dancer a drink will count towards your minimum (no mark-up on dancer drinks). Drink prices aren't cheap, however drinks are made strong and, as mentioned, even the well stuff is good. I'm making much of my profit on drinks.

    Dress Code: Yes, definitely. Collars and long pants. No shorts, no T-shirts.

    Food Service: Full kitchen, although we're not talking a Denny's sized menu here. A dozen entree choices, tops. Not a lot of fried stuff. Again...emphasis on classy.

    Other Aspects: Limo, definitely. Also a regular sponsor of community events. You'll be proud to tell your wife you hang out here.

    Bathroom Attendant: Definitely, subsidized by the club.

    Drink Hustle: No...its not necessary. The minimum assures I make money off my customers, and people will tend to stay long enough that they will consume several drinks.

    Most importantly, high quality girls. Think "Club Paradise" here in Las Vegas. They must be beautiful and educated and able to hold their own in a conversation. They'll need to keep up on current events. They will go through a training program before they ever hit the floor. Violations of rules will not be taken lightly. Drug use...you're gone. Outside action...you're gone. Not being on time for your shift (habitually, anyway)...you're gone. Reliable girls will become employees and eligible for various benefits such as health insurance and educational assistance.

    House fees will be sliding scale...they will start out fairly low so that girls aren't paying their entire earnings in house fees, however VIP fees will increase after the 1st one and again after the second one before leveling off.

    The DJ will be subtle...if I ever hear him say "These ladies work for tips...don't be shy", he's out the door. He is not the show, he is an adjunct to the show.

    I'm going to need a lot of money to get this started, because quite frankly I'm probably going to lose a crapload the first year between advertising costs and generating a clientele. However, in 12-18 months this will be "the" place to go for high-class entertainment. It will be a return to a true gentlemen's club.

    Impossible to do? I dunno...and I'd love to have the capital to try.

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    Just to be different on at least one point. I think my club would serve food. Guys I know go to Hooters first before the club. Might as well just get them to the club earlier by giving them everything (which also means full bar).

    No bathroom attendant, I can take care of myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVJosh link=board=9;threadid=1242;start=msg18686#msg18686 date=1076027958

    Degree of Contact: This club is about seduction, not grinding. Women will charm you so much that you don't give a rat's ass that they aren't rubbing up against you. See Lilith's entries for more details. If I catch you grinding, your ass is out the door.
    LOL, sounds like its coming from an insecure/jealous husband of a dancer

    yah sporty halfway thru your post i was gonna say, sounds like K2U with some slight modifications. i like this part of your club sporty,
    Cover: $4-8 depending on day and time. No cover first hour AND while Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar" is playing. You want to keep out ex-BFs and complete losers.
    but i'd add, no hideously bright-yellow mustangs allowed in the parking lot.


    i dont have the patience/attention span to fill out this form for my club. needless to say we'd cater to men, women, children and animals.


    Size: Megaplex or Neighborhood bar ?
    LOL, megaplex. the providence guys know what im laughing about. yah, thats my kind of club!!!

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    Clientele: White collar, blue collar, just so long as they are clean. Emphasis of appeal to businessmen, regardless of their collar.

    Degree of Nudity: Topless.

    Degree of Contact: Strictly enforced Touch-and-Go policy on stage. No sitting in laps or ass-fondling on the floor. Medium one-way contact in the VIP with nice amounts of grindage.

    Alcohol Sales: Full Bar.

    Decor: Upscale, classy, but with the requisite chintzy velvet painting of dogs playing poker. I like that.

    Size: Middling size, 60 top-notch girls on the roster with shifts capped at 12, 15 or 20 depending upon the night.

    Cover Charge: Free until 7, then $4-8 depending upon the day. Ticket admission-only on special nights.

    Dance Prices: $2 mini-laps, $10 air dance, $20 tableside with moderate contact, $30 VIP

    VIP/Champagne Room: Definitely. Contact rules fly out the door for good spenders and regular customers. Champagne rooms start at $250 and go to $900. We'll keep the bouncer in the back office and he can monitor via camera and panic button.

    Drink Minimum: Two drink minimum.

    Dress Code: No tank tops, shorts or sandals after 7PM.

    Food Service: Full kitchen. Great steaks. All the hot wings you can eat.

    Other Aspects: Limo and shuttle service.

    Bathroom Attendant: No attendant (while I don't care to know the details, we assume you can handle this on your own) but I want a guy roaming the floor selling good cigars.

    Drink Hustle: Not only no, but hell no. Any girl getting piss-drunk will be fired.

    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=9;threadid=1242;start=msg18800#msg18800 date=1076164226
    Quote Originally Posted by NVJosh link=board=9;threadid=1242;start=msg18686#msg18686 date=1076027958

    Degree of Contact: This club is about seduction, not grinding. Women will charm you so much that you don't give a rat's ass that they aren't rubbing up against you. See Lilith's entries for more details. If I catch you grinding, your ass is out the door.
    LOL, sounds like its coming from an insecure/jealous husband of a dancer

    Not at all...I trust my wife and, as stated in other threads, her mileage is worse than an H-2's. I'm just using Club Paradise here in LV as an example, where the emphasis is on having the beautiful woman swaying near you, not on her giving you a friction burn.

    Does this mean the occasional boob won't stray in the way of the occasional fingers or an ass cheek won't contact a pair of jeans? Of course not, people are only human. However, making it a habit means you're not the sort of dancer I want in the club. Remember the target customer, too.

    Of course, with this sort of clientele, I should probably set up a high class escort service on the side, that just wasn't part of the topic. lol.

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    Welcome to Club Chaser:

    NAME: Club Chaser

    Clintele: Mixed

    Degree of Nudity: Bikini/pastie on stage

    Degree of Contact: Grinding encouraged, some fondling overlooked; penetration/open fondling/bj =NO

    Alcohol: Full bar

    Decor: Clean, lights if classy (no stupid runners or xmas looking crap); upscale but not haughty. Comfortable, upscale.

    Size: Big bar (horseshoe or L shaped), 2 bar tenders or 1 and 1 bar back. I'd have a primary dance stage w/short runway, pole, and chairs around the stage.

    Cover: 0 during days and $5 after 7.

    Dance prices: They would be fixed BUT only after monthly discussions w/all dancers. My preference would be ...$10 a dance. I'd be open to consider $15-20 during evening shift w/the dancers option to go for $10 a dance......basically that should be their call.

    VIP/Champagne room: This bothers me alot. AT NIGHT I'd make VIP $5 per visit, unlimited w/same dancer. Or, $5 per visit w/ each dancer.

    Drink Minimum=1

    Dress = casual

    Food = Take out/delivery menus available

    Other = NO pool tables, a big screen or two is okay, 1 or 2 video games okay.

    Bathroom Attendant: No F......gWay!

    Drink Hustle? Not in my club!









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