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    Over in the TR section, guys are asking questions and advice about girls they encountered in their TR's.

    Is your girl is behaving strangely? Do you need advice on how to play a situation to your advantage? This is where you post the question and the Doctors will answer. Pay close attention to the advice from Dr.'s FBR & SW2. For more extreme views, DR's Mr. P and Aggieed. All SCJ's are welcome to express their opinions of course.

    Chuck, I have the feeling this one will take off. Another Sticky? This is one thread on the board that should probably be "guys only." Whadda ya think?
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    Dr. FBR:

    As previously stated, HG has been flakey since the end of Dec. I'm sure she has a new bf. NBD... it has just made doing business more difficult. You saw the e-mail I received. I responded Monday. Wanted to hook up this weekend. Must be living with new bf. Still haven't received a reply. In the past, I have received responses as late as 6:30 on a Sat. night. Okay... if she confirms a playdate by that time, I can't resist. I'll have the most fun with her. If she doesn't...

    My options... watch the cams. Miss T, previously mentioned in TR's may be working midshift. If I spot her, head on up early. Drop 3 small or more on her. Hell, if she is on, she might get it all. This girl has all the right moves. We just haven't quite clicked on a personal level. I do like to talk. LOL. If HG is working, my dances with Miss T would overlap. Should I blow HG off all together? Or get dances from her...but far fewer than normal?

    I could also just split before HG comes in after getting dances from Miss T. Trust me. She would know she missed out the second she walked in the door. The plan would be to return the following night to see PC.
    PC is hot! Love her bod! Mileage was great... her grinding ability needs improvement. As noted in the TR. Great potential. Training necessary.

    My buds are going Sunday. If I just went for that night only. It would be PC and possibly some new talent.

    Any recommedations from the Dr.? LOL.

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    I'd say "sticky" yes and "guys only" no. Dancers can be helpful reporting unusual behaviors of other dancers in other environments.... If you wonder how serious a dancer's schizophrenia might be, and another dancer has seen her alone yelling at the voices to "shut the fuck up," that's helpful information.... You find a lot of brain chemistry changes in this subculture, so you need reference points. Sometimes another dancer is the only person in the world who cares about a dancer with problems.

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    Point well taken SW2. The suggestion was simply because... guys telling guys how to get over will simply piss off the SW brigade. Helpful responses will probably be few and far between. I say leave it open. If SW flamers appear, Chuck always has his finger on the button. LOL.

    HR, I hope you get some helpful advice.
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    Yes you guys should have one all your own....... I always say boys should have thier toys....

    As for the craziness, of strippers, we had a classic case of it this past week on our bar....

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    HR, on the contrary..I think the new bf is a very big deal. The fact that shes seen fit not to respond, knowing full well that you most likely have 1 large to spend on her, speaks volumes. I would cease and desist and put her pretty butt on the shelf pronto. No drama required..just quietly do what you gotta do. She would get no more dances from me until such time she demonstrates some degree of respect and appreciation. And depending on how things go, she may find herself standing on the shore as the ship sails away. That probably sounds hard ass but thats my opinion.

    Having a couple gals in reserve is a wise move...particularly if youre going to shelve HG. Both ladies sound hot as hell. For now, I would try to work both of them. As time goes along, I personally would start focusing on the one that seems to be the best candidate for outside the club activities. But thats just me and you may not be so inclined. At minimum though, make them fight (figuratively LOL) for your business at the club. You are a known big spender and should be rewarded accordingly.

    Good luck and keep us posted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19111#msg19111 date=1076722356
    This is where you post the question and the Doctors will answer. Pay close attention to the advice from Dr.'s FBR & SW2. For more extreme views, DR's Mr. P and Aggieed.
    extreme views? LOL the only thing that separates an ASPD/mileage hound/raincoater type customer from the average sc customer is that the former knows exactly what he wants from a dancer and who's gonna serve. that's not always the case in the latter. dancers make plenty of money by stringing along some PL who is deluded by the ambiguity and ambivalence of the sc.
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    MrP, Fish can speak for himself of course, but I think his point was that your club experiences have been at a more primal level than many of the guys here. I think you would agree that the mileage you get is not all the typical of clubs across the country. Therefore, your advise and comments, while aways interesting and entertaining, might not apply to all situations that come up. For that matter, neither would mine. For some of the chicken shit stuff I say, were I in Houston, for example, Id get laughed out of the club. At my middle of the road midwestern club, sex is available..just not inside the club .You just have to go about it differently.

    Maybe it will be an Hannity and Combs thing

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    No disrespect intended Mr. P. If you go to 4 different Dr.s you will very likely get 4 different opinions. Unless I start frequenting SF clubs, my experiences will never be the same as yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19147#msg19147 date=1076779510
    No disrespect intended Mr. P. If you go to 4 different Dr.s you will very likely get 4 different opinions. Unless I start frequenting SF clubs, my experiences will never be the same as yours.
    I wonder if when I am in LA and SF this summer if I will have a chance to experience the SC's
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    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19146#msg19146 date=1076777945
    I think you would agree that the mileage you get is not all the typical of clubs across the country.
    sure. however, most of the guys (at least on this board) idea of mileage is completely different (and probably lower) than mine. as i stated before, mileage is almost completely subjective. it has more to do with what you're seeking (and willing to ask) from a dancer rather than the area in which you live. for example, some guys think a dancer brushing her boobs across his face is the height of mileage. OTOH, another customer doesn't consider it high mileage unless there's feeding involved. now, the first guy may wanted to feed, but he is reluctant to ask and find out if she is agreeable to the idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19146#msg19146 date=1076777945
    At my middle of the road midwestern club, sex is available..just not inside the club .You just have to go about it differently.
    LOL where do you think i'm from, FBR? we may take different roads (or perhaps not), but the destination is the same.

    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19147#msg19147 date=1076779510
    No disrespect intended Mr. P. If you go to 4 different Dr.s you will very likely get 4 different opinions. Unless I start frequenting SF clubs, my experiences will never be the same as yours.
    no offense taken. however, what exactly are you looking for in a dancer, fish? a girlfriend? a dancer who can act well enough to give you the illusion of intimacy? a platonic friend? sex? or you just like looking at naked broads? whatever the case may be, you don't have to go to SF to find that. i think you guys have been reading too much SW. every guy who steps into a high mileage sc isn't always successful. like any other club, success is possible, but failure is also possible. there are a lot of factors which can influence the outcome. like any other club, the customers who want higher mileage will seek out and build a rapport with dancers who are agreeable to the idea. the customers who doesn't want that (or is reluctant to ask) will not get it. the idea that every dancer/customer has the same levels of selectivity or treats every customer/dancer the same is ludicrous.
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    MrP I agree, if you dont seek it out your probably not going to get it. My point is the serious mileage, in my experience, is usually not available in the club. I dont consider serious mileage as an extra feel up or the dancer flashing her cookie. Im talking some version of real sex. At my club, and I believe at the majority of clubs, that sort of perk takes place outside the club once you have connected with a dancer. And to be honest, I have no desire to bang a dancer or get a hand job in VIP. I did it one time over in Indy. I was buzzed and I ran into this dancer whom I had hung with for a long time. I dont remember exactly how it happened but I wound up busting the cookie in VIP. It kinda freaked me out LOL there were a number of other couples in the same room LOL After I was sober I decided that wasnt my cup of tea and I would reserve my extras activities for the hotel room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19160#msg19160 date=1076793268
    I dont consider serious mileage as an extra feel up or the dancer flashing her cookie.
    neither do i.

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19160#msg19160 date=1076793268
    Im talking some version of real sex.
    is that sort of like when a dancer "adjusts" your gameboy and begins to nibble and suck the bulge in your pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19154#msg19154 date=1076782956
    .... every guy who steps into a high mileage sc isn't always successful. like any other club, success is possible, but failure is also possible. there are a lot of factors which can influence the outcome. like any other club, the customers who want higher mileage will seek out and build a rapport with dancers who are agreeable to the idea....
    Ok, someone has to ask....So what is the proper way to find these agreeable ladies? One that I found, actually found me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by happy_camper link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19239#msg19239 date=1076944831

    Ok, someone has to ask....So what is the proper way to find these agreeable ladies? One that I found, actually found me.
    In my readings, extra mileage seems to be a lot like manure.

    Some guys wallow in it.
    Some guys never see it.
    Some guys go about their merry way until they step right in the middle of a big pile of it. *coughlarteccough*


    In actuality, I suppose the answer to the question of how to find such a woman depends upon the methods you employ. I would recommend finding a woman whose looks and company you enjoy, and then behave like a gentleman while spending what that club considers to be a decent sum of money over a dependable period of time. Once the two of you have rapport and you have determined that she isn't a psychopath, make overtures for outside activities. If she accepts then begin negotiations.

    Depending upon the POP index in your area, my method is probably more expensive than MrP or Aggieed's but I believe it stands a higher chance of success with the harder-to-get gals. A stripper with more boundaries than most is more likely to drop them for someone she trusts and likes. FBR modifies this method by playing on a competitive spirit (which also works, and quite well as he has demonstrated). I don't know MrP or Aggieed's methods, but they are likely both faster and cheaper. It all depends upon the sort of gal you fancy, I suppose.
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    HR, I'm with FBR on this. She takes you for granted. Extras aside, if you wanted to spend a load of money only to be taken for granted, then you should get married. Drop her and find someone more appreciative.
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    WARNING: this is going to be a really long post. i mean really long.

    Quote Originally Posted by happy_camper link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19239#msg19239 date=1076944831
    Ok, someone has to ask....So what is the proper way to find these agreeable ladies? One that I found, actually found me.....
    do you mean is there some magical word, phrase or neurolinguistic technique that can improve your chances? you're better off picking up one of those," how to pick-up a stripper" books. if you're looking for higher mileage, it's no great secret that the key to more mileage is money and stripper mentality. any stripper can tell you that. sure, everyone loves money, but strippers ADORE it. the main purpose of a sc is to separate the PLs from their money as quickly and as much as possible and strippers are the enforcers of this policy. usually, by any means necessary. many customers are aware of this in the analytical sense. however, once they step into the stripclub, all the blood seems to drain from the big head in one big rush . in any case, just because it's their policy doesn't mean you have to play by their rules.

    a stripper wants to make as much money as possible while expending as little effort/time as possible. their whole self-image inside the club is based on how much money they make that night. you want as much mileage as possible while expending as little money as possible. don't get me wrong, you want to properly compensate a dancer for her time and some guys will nickel and dime a stripper to death. you can go that route, but keep in mind she may be a little resentful which can lead to substandard service and who needs that headache. however, don't go overboard, either. this isn't the movie "Indecent Proposal" and she isn't Demi Moore.
    if you're a true mileage hound. dancers who think mere coversation is worth hundreds of dollars per hour are either delusional or taking you for a very long ride or both. if i'm going to pay hundreds of dollars to hear a woman talk, her name better be Condoleezza Rice, NSA and not "Condi" the stripper . finding mileage in a club isn't always as easy as handing over extra cash, but it isn't exactly impossible if you're willing to accept the risks. unless, sc start implementing my idea of tattooing barcodes on the foreheads of strippers.
    however, that's the interesting thing about finding mileage in a club. you never really know at the beginning. it's all about the hunt, the challenge and the risk. sure, you can wait around for it to fall in your lap, but that's not going to happen very often. so, if you can't handle rejection by a stripper (although, i can't imagine why that would be a problem), you're probably better off waiting for it to happen again.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19244#msg19244 date=1076952696
    I would recommend finding a woman whose looks and company you enjoy, and then behave like a gentleman while spending what that club considers to be a decent sum of money over a dependable period of time. Once the two of you have rapport and you have determined that she isn't a psychopath, make overtures for outside activities. If she accepts then begin negotiations.
    well, that one method and some of it is actually pretty good advice. appearance is very important. you want to appear to be a well-dressed, nice, polite, sober, and hygienic metrosexual. when in actuality, you want to be more of a cad in a sheep's clothing. it may be all about the money for her, but for you it's all about the mileage. of course, a lot of guys fail because they are too sexually agressive, at least initally. most dancers are usually wary around new customers. so, trying to finger some dancer you just met isn't a good start. the only message you're sending is that you're a clown and you think she's a "whore". most dancers are overly sensitive about this perception not only from customers, but from other dancers as well. so, when you make an offer make sure it's done in a tactful manner. additionally, keep your [email protected]#*ing mouth shut. never tell a dancer what you do with another dancer. so, it pays to be discreet.

    however, there are two things about your advice that i would do differently:

    1# - initally, find at least 2 or 3 possible candidates. as i mentioned before failure is possible.

    2# - initally, i spend slightly more than what i normally would spend on one or two routine non-high mileage club visits. subsequently, i won't spend any more than i normally would on a routine non-high mileage trip. i am of the mindset that dancers should earn my money. i think the PL who consistently spends a lot of money on a dancer(s) in an attempt to impress a dancer increases his chances of being taken for a long ride, an excercise in futility or a trip to bankruptcy court or all three in some cases . in any case, where is the incentive for her to give you higher mileage, if you're giving away $500 on every club visit for an average club dance? remember this maxim:PAY FOR PERFORMANCE, NOT FOR POTENTIAL. so, save that type of cash for the girls that actually perform rather than the girls who might. instead of giving her the whole ball of wax for free. show and give her a small taste of the possibilities and let the crassness of stripper mentality do the work for you. how? well, carrying around a huge tiproll of mostly 20, 50 & 100's usually does the job. at this point, most strippers start to scheme and plot the best way to separate the PL from his money and for most strippers it really isn't that hard because most customers really don't understand that there's no upside in being a nice guy in a stripclub.

    in a couple of weeks (or a couple of visits), you'll begin to notice that you're being treated differently. however, things are not always what they seem in a sc. you have to learn how to separate the wheat from the chaff. these potential pitfalls will manifest themselves in ways both subtle and gross in order to get PLs running for the nearest ATM:

    *** the stench and the consistency of SS goes up to toxic levels. she makes a beeline in your direction as if she hasn't seen you in a million years. the hugs become a little tighter, she rubs her hand along on your thigh a little higher. don't be surprised if she starts to make out in the VIP area either. in order to create a false sense of intimacy. she starts to giving you the details of her personal life (it's all phony of course). also, since you're such "good friends" (she remembers your birthday) and since you "know her so well" (she never told anyone the story of her first lesbian experience before) and she'll come to you with all of her "problems" (like she won't make her goal for the night, if you don't help her) since you're "a good shoulder to cry on" (you're such a nice guy).

    *** the mileage of the dance becomes slightly higher, but nothing outrageous when compared to the average dance or club standards. however, that's usually enough to sucker the average sc customer into thinking he's getting a better than average dance that would make most raincoaters yawn.

    *** you start to get offers from dancers. it could be a phone number, a lunch date, a private dance, etc. incidentally, at this point some the braver PLs (once he realizes how much money he blew ) start to ask for that type of attention, if he hasn't seen yet.

    the first two pitfalls are fairly easy to handle, but most strippers can get PLs to start spewing cash all over the place with varying degrees of success using those techniques. in the first and second case, you really don't have to do anything except ignore it. remember, you're paying for performance, not potential. so, unless she up the mileage to acceptable levels, she shouldn't see any parts of the tiproll.

    the third case is a bit tricker. a dancer may be trying to string you along, cultivate you as a regular, find a new sugar daddy or "supplement" her income or a combination of the aforementioned. anyway, it's up to her to rationalize her actions in order to get her hands on the cash. for some, fucking a customer for really isn't that big of a deal. some won't do it under any circumstances. however, that doesn't mean she won't try to take a bigger chunk out of your tiproll. for others, they need more of a reason than mere money. perhaps she's having a bad night, perhaps she needs rent money because she blew it on bail money for her BF, perhaps her kid has an ear infection and needs to see a doctor, or perhaps she just wants the money and because you seem like a nice guy and the idea of fucking you really isn't so bad. i mean, it's a much better alternative than some drunken customer trying to get away with as much as possible for a $1, right ? and she can make enough money to buy her unemployed, parolee BF some new drumheads so he can play in his band .

    for me, this is the fun part. this is when everyone puts their cards on the table. some dancers know immediately what you're after and start to up the mileage exponentially. some will be very direct and tell you what she wants in order for you to get what you want. while others, may need some hand holding and reassurance or some time to think about it. OTOH, some dancers will tell you that she can't do_______ (higher mileage, meet you outside the club, give you her phone number, etc) because_______ (cameras, club managers, it's illegal, etc). the dancer who tells you this is stringing you along. most dancers know how scam inside & outside a sc. so, let her go and sucker another PL. if a dancer is uncomfortable doing high mileage inside the club, move it outside the club. however, if she wants you to compensate her for time before the meeting, you should give her a generous amount of money beforehand.
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    no, dummy! you don't pay her anything. haven't you been paying attention? you PAY FOR PERFORMANCE, NOT FOR POTENTIAL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19244#msg19244 date=1076952696
    Depending upon the POP index in your area, my method is probably more expensive than MrP or Aggieed's but I believe it stands a higher chance of success with the harder-to-get gals. A stripper with more boundaries than most is more likely to drop them for someone she trusts and likes. FBR modifies this method by playing on a competitive spirit (which also works, and quite well as he has demonstrated). I don't know MrP or Aggieed's methods, but they are likely both faster and cheaper. It all depends upon the sort of gal you fancy, I suppose.
    it's way more expensive than my method. in the sense, that it would require a lot more upfront money and it's not very cost-efficient for the customer in long run. oh, he'll get results, but when he doesn't get results. he'll get a major case of buyer's remorse and make a bunch of lucky strippers very happy.

    in any case, you're talking about the selective type of stripper. the type who sleeps with "special" customers. i don't know if i agree with the idea that she has more boundaries. her reasons are just different like any other stripper. she's no different than a stripper who cultivates regulars except that she sleeps only with certain customers(s) who give her a certain amount of income on a regular basis. you don't have to expend a lot of upfront money (just more patience), but she does have a specific amount in mind that she wants on a regular basis if she's going to enter an arrangement. however, that type of arrangement isn't without it's potential pitfalls. some dancers of this ilk can make this a good experience by shielding you from the realities of their lives. while others walk in the door with enough baggage, flakey behavior and a swirl of constant drama to sink the Titanic and extracting yourself from this type of arrangement is no walk in the park either. however, if you're looking for some ATF/quasi-mistress/type relationship then she's your girl.



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    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

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    damn dude. That was a stellar piece of work.


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    I knew I was asking the Dr's, but I wasnt expecting the thesis.

    Thanks for the answers...
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    LMAO! I knwew DR.MP would do the "Raincoaters" proud! And props to Lilith too. I didn't think a dancer would offer any advice on the subject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith link=board=9;threadid=1273;start=msg19244#msg19244 date=1076952696
    I would recommend finding a woman whose looks and company you enjoy, and then behave like a gentleman while spending what that club considers to be a decent sum of money over a dependable period of time. Once the two of you have rapport and you have determined that she isn't a psychopath, make overtures for outside activities. If she accepts then begin negotiations.
    If she's a beautiful, low-maintenance, A+ college student who saves her money, this is a good approach. I actually found one.

    In most other cases, LISTEN TO MR PUNK. HE DA MAN!

    For the true thrill-seekers: KEEP YOUR ANONYMITY and a separate cell phone that has no fee for changing the number.... Find a beautiful submissive psycho. Submissives crawl around the stage. They stand at the pole with arms above and behind their heads. Act like you WANT to pull their hair.

    Tell them what to do when they dance for you. Ask them how they like having their hair pulled. Give them the action they like and you get phone numbers fast.

    Whatever dancer you pick, see her ONCE outside the club and then act distant. If you get dances from her, pull her hair and remind her of the bad things she did. The GOOD thing about psychos is they get off harder AND more often than humans. Definitely fun to watch. The BAD thing is that they might try to kill you if they fall in love and later feel rejected.


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    Here's my 2 cents- if anyone is feeling the need to do stripper analysis or is involved or feeling drama over visits to the club and strippers relationships with you or other people you need to take a step back into reality.
    It's entertainment and supposed to be fun not drama. I question the motivation of visiting stripclubs if you are emotional involved in any way shape or form. I'd also suggest a new hobby, at least for awhile anyway.

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    Excellent analysis MrP. Having said that, I still like the ATF/quasi-mistress/relationship angle, fully recognizing that the ROI is undoubtedly less. Pretending that its not all about the money fullfills a need that I have inside. Gawd, I fight my PL instincts all the time

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    My life outside of stripclubs has enough drama thank you very much. If going to clubs ever gets to the point where I need to psychoanalyze any aspect of it, I will stop going.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Some days I'm very glad I'm old and jaded.

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