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    There are lots of ways to tie up a dancer's time and be a fucko.

    Money fuckoes buy time with money, either by the hour or shift. Soime guys just buy a lot of dances, although that seems perverse to me.

    Conversation fuckoes provide talk. It ranges from young guys in backward baseball caps talking about peeps with young dancers to college professors talking to intellectually starved student/dancers.

    Cock fuckoes just keep rubbing against horny girls and talk about sex.

    Anyone know other types or unusual examples of these types in action?


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    Is there a name for one who does all of the above??? LMAO!
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    ROB Fucko~ Does everything he can to keep the dancer at his table knowing damned well he has no plans on spending money, including but not limited to telling her that he is about to spend money and to come back as soon as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19543#msg19543 date=1077683297
    Is there a name for one who does all of the above??? LMAO!
    As a matter of [s]fact[/s] fiction. . . . .

    Mother Fuckoes (a.k.a. Mutha Fuckoes): refers to any and all types of fuckoes, especially ones that have money and talk too much while rubbing their cock on a stripper. Usually uttered by a fuckoed PL as in, "You Mother Fucko, stop hoggin' my ATF!" or "Damn, too many Mutha Fuckoes in the club tonight, I couldn't get a dance from any of my favs" A fuckoed stripper might say, "I sat with that ugly, stanky ass Mutha Fucko for an hour and he didn't buy one dance".

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    I'm with Lilith, the guys who take up your time or say that they definitely wasnt to buy a dance, just not yet. Please, please come back later. and again and again and again, then, come to find to find out that the asshole had no money in the first place and wasted my time when he could've just said that he was a poor, broke dirtbag in the first place. I can respect that.


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    Good insights here. I'll describe the promisers as another type.

    Lying fuckoes consume dancer time by promising dances they never intend to get. The classic is the guy who says he's waiting for business associates so he can expense everything.

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    RFs (Regular Fuckoes) - This would be described as the gentlemen that walk in commanding attention. The unknown doesn't matter when they walk in. Someone in the club knows it's going to be a good night. Bouncer, Bartender, ATF. Whoever. Some or all of those mentioned above will benefit from having RFs in the house. A RF carries his club rep on his sleeve. He knows he is going to have a good night because he wouldn't have it any other way.


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    So then we would have Busines Trip Fuckoes who walk in and outbid the Regular Fuckoes, sometimes driving them to psycho behaviors. A Pink Site thread had a good example of this.

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    lol. I read that thread. Hilarious.


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    Armani Suit Fucko - This fucko comes into a mid-scale strip club (specifically no dress code) very well dressed, orders some expensive alcohol, and commands the dancers' attention just because he LOOKS like he has money. Whether he eventually buys dances or not is irrelevant.

    Tourist Fucko - Similar to the Business Trip Fucko except he's not in town on business. Often comes from places where mileage expectations are low. Dancers will stick with him because he's willing to spend more money, or expect less mileage for the same money than the locals who know better.

    Bachelor Party Fuckoes - Plural because these fuckoes always come to the club in groups. Usually tie up the party girl type dancer, but can get really annoying (esspecially in clubs with a small dancer staff) because they tend to tie up three or more dancers at a time.

    Remote Control Fucko - Hmm, I might be taking liberties with this one.

    This is where a dancer is giving YOU a dance, and notices that one of her big money regulars has walked in. She makes it noticable to you that she's incredibly anxious to get over and see him, even as you continue to buy dances from her. This behavior get more pronounced as she notices other dancers trying to move in on him. This diminishes the quality of attention that she ought to be giving YOU.

    You're effectively forced into either setting her free at the end of the song or getting into a fucko bid war for her attention (I recommend saving your cash and doing the former). Dancer makes a beeline for his table the moment you pay her sometimes without even saying thank you.

    Fucko by Default - Dancers will sit with this guy on dead nights because he's the only customer in the club that is spending money, albeit a moderate amount that would clearly get him out fuckoed once a bigger fucko walks in. Enjoy these moments while you can.
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    Doc, the Remote Control Fucko is a brilliant insight! Some examples:

    * The RCF walks thru the door and his dancer is on-stage. She starts smiling and waving like no one else counts, certainly not the next guy with a dollar in his sweaty hand.

    * The RCF walks in and a dancer on the other side of the room squeals, then comes running as fast as her 6" heels will let her.

    * The RCF walks in and two of his dancer's friends plus the housemom and a waitress go looking for his dancer. If she doesn't appear within a minute, the DJ pages her.

    * The RCF walks in and his dancer is sitting with another regular. The convo goes like this:
    Dancer: "I have to go now. This guy isn't just a customer; he's my best friend."
    Guy: "You love him, don't you?"
    Dancer: "Okay, I love him. I'm sorry but I do."

    * The RCF walks in and sees his dancer 80 feet away. He points his finger gun at her and she raises her hands to surrrender. Somehow I like this one the best.



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    We are using terms that are different. There is the immortal term "fuckoe" invented on this board by a poster describing hopeless male strip club attitudes and attributes.
    We have the more classic term "fucko" which I view as different and distinct from the board invented "fuckoe."

    Fucko seems to be a takeoff on "bucko."

    At any rate we will need our semantic experts to clearly define the difference between these two technical terms.

    We need to take pride that the term "fuckoe" was clearly invented on this forum, and thatm as intellectual property must be defended always.

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    You should visit more often, Niceguy. "Fucko" was imported.
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    Fucko is a Zbone word. We're just taking our understanding to the next level.

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    But "fuckoe" was not imported. It was I think originated by
    a poster on the blue site about three months ago.

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    To clarify Doc and SW use "fuckoes" to be the plural of fucko.
    My understanding is that "fuckoe" (as originated here) was used in the singular case as distinct and different from
    fucko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SW2 link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19542#msg19542 date=1077677658
    There are lots of ways to tie up a dancer's time and be a fucko.

    Money fuckoes buy time with money, either by the hour or shift. Soime guys just buy a lot of dances, although that seems perverse to me.

    Conversation fuckoes provide talk. It ranges from young guys in backward baseball caps talking about peeps with young dancers to college professors talking to intellectually starved student/dancers.

    Cock fuckoes just keep rubbing against horny girls and talk about sex.

    Anyone know other types or unusual examples of these types in action?
    They're all MONEY FUCKOES you jackass. lol, the conversation fuckoes pay for talk time, and the cock fuckoes pay for cockrub time. they may play little psych games on themselves by paying for other things and pretending its just a gift and she decides to spend her time with him for free....but hes really just paying for her time.

    if a guy isn't paying, the girl isn't going to be wasting her time with him. a fuckoe is simply someone who screws other PLs over by buying exorbitant amounts of a dancers time. how he uses that time, is irrellivant.

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    Sandy, if you stopped trying to stetch your thing and hit the clubs, you'd know. lol... BBC boys never pay to tie up young dancers' time. They have zero wampum.... One of your CF hotties would hump/make out behind a lifesize cardboard figure of Al Michaels for free on Horny Day.... I once sat two seats down at a bar listening to a broke college prof discuss Greek civilization with a dropout classics major.

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    Continuing my line of reasoning, (and attempt at light humor to an apparently ill prepared audience) that would be

    "money fucko."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SW2 link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19564#msg19564 date=1077747437
    Sandy, if you stopped trying to stetch your thing and hit the clubs, you'd know. lol... BBC boys never pay to tie up young dancers' time. They have zero wampum.... One of your CF hotties would hump/make out behind a lifesize cardboard figure of Al Michaels for free on Horny Day.... I once sat two seats down at a bar listening to a broke college prof discuss Greek civilization with a dropout classics major.

    BBC? big black cocks? british broadcasting corp?

    the al michaels thing, anthony?

    nice guy, potatoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niceguy link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19559#msg19559 date=1077737793
    To clarify Doc and SW use "fuckoes" to be the plural of fucko.
    My understanding is that "fuckoe" (as originated here) was used in the singular case as distinct and different from
    fucko.
    NG, fuckoe was just a misspelling of fucko by members of this board. The meanings have always been the same. Mr_P introduced us to the term and named FBR "Fuckoe of the Year." LOL.

    When I asked about the meaning, he pointed us to zbone.

    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk link=board=9;threadid=26;start=msg15904#msg15904 date=1071442328
    where is coolshot when you need him? zbone is more of a west coast oriented site. anyway, there is a funny story behind the origin of the name,which you can read here:

    http://www.zbone.com/hts/zbb.mv?archmessage+general+1051651738

    or you can read the whole thread and come to your own conclusion. in order to read the whole thread. first, you have to do a search. it seems that you can't copy the link of a search or thread:

    1)click -"new search"
    2)select "anything goes" under "Find Topic" tab
    3)change date to "January" under "On or After Date" tab
    4)type "And A Fucko is" in the "Find Subject" box
    5)check the "Search archive only" box
    6)hit "search" and the thread should appear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niceguy link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19558#msg19558 date=1077737675
    But "fuckoe" was not imported. It was I think originated by
    a poster on the blue site about three months ago.
    it was imported. trust me, i did it myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19563#msg19563 date=1077744696
    a fuckoe is simply someone who screws other PLs over by buying exorbitant amounts of a dancers time. how he uses that time, is irrellivant.
    you're pretty lucid today, sander8son. new meds?
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    When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy

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    Fish, I doubt I will win the 2004 award from Mr_P unless I get my ass in gear pretty soon. Times a wastin LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk link=board=9;threadid=1292;start=msg19568#msg19568 date=1077755646
    you're pretty lucid today, sander8son. new meds?

    I just looked lucid up in the dictionary. Don't know what to say, other than ive been suffering from PMS for a couple days now. but i dont see how thatd be the outcome. :-/

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