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    Default SCJ-TV 2004 Summer Line-Up

    looking forward to a summer of boring, repeat tv programming? well, this summer SCJ-TV is proud to present original, ground breaking and thought provoking programming. here is just a small sample of our summer line-up.

    Crime Drama

    "Connie Brasco: Undercover Stripper" - Connie (Donnie's less ambitious little sister) goes undercover at the local sc. Connie cover is almost blown as she is searched by two goons.

    goon: "Yo Baby! You got a wire up there?"

    Connie Brasco: "a wire up my snatch?"....fuhgetaboutit!"



    Medical Drama

    "Roxy Canns: Stripper R.N." - stripper by night/ nursing student by day. in a very special episode, a sleep-deprived roxy learns ( pictured at work in the left booth ) the importance of making the correct medical diagnosis while treating a treating a patient with an acute case of priapism and epididymitis.

    Roxy Canns: "i see this all the time at the sc......I NEED LUBE, STAT!!!"

    Game Shows

    "Name that Finger" - SCJ-TV is proud to present a new game show produced by the same company of the hit game show "Pop Goes The Customer". this new game show is called "Name that Finger". 4 randomly chosen strippers compete for prizes and the chance to reclaim their BF musical instuments from the pawn shop. in order to win, they must correctly guess which customer has the lubricated finger. is the thumb of the left hand? or is it the ring finger of the right hand? it's anybody's guess as you try to "Name that Finger". hosted by aggieed

    contestant 1: i can name that finger in three tries.
    contestant 2: i can name that finger in two tries.
    contestant 1: name that finger.



    Comedy

    "Jimmy Jinx: the world's unluckiest PL" - underage and armed with a magic fake I.D given to him by a mischievous genie. jimmy can get into any sc. unfortunately, jimmy also has the worst luck of any PL in the history of scing. you'll laugh as you watch jimmy get his first LD.....from an obsessive-compulsive, hypochondriacal stripper. you'll laugh along as you watch the stripper cover jimmy with a level five bioharzard containment tarp. oh that, jimmy. what will happen to him next?

    Jimmy Jinx: "i've heard of a lap cloth, but this is ridiculous."




    please direct all complaints or comments to: FBR, network president of SCJ-TV.

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    Default Re:SCJ-TV 2004 Summer Line-Up

    LMAO! How about a reality show? (see avatar).

    You'd be the perfect Simon Cowell. Maybe Adina, Bridgette or Lilith could take Paula Abdul's place so you could argue with them.

    [img width=125 height=125]http://www.passthefun.com/img/celebrity_caricatures/simon_cowell__paula_abdul_image_245.gif[/img]
    Actual Simon Cowell quotes: Replace "Paula" with the appropriate pink siter, and I swear to God it sounds exactly like Punk.

    "What you're seeing on TV is faked because I'm trying to make it look like I like her. One of these days I might say what I really feel," he said. "Randy's OK, Paula's a pain in the ass. She's just one of those irritating people. I agree with some of what she says, I disagree with a hell of a lot of what she says. I keep my time with her to a minimum."

    "My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face. I find Paula patronizing. It's as simple as that. Paula is more damaging than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn't be singing for a living."
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Good ones guys!!! I really needed a laugh today. Thanks. Geez maybe FBR can get me a bit part on SCJ TV. It's who ya know. Right? LOL.
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