looking forward to a summer of boring, repeat tv programming? well, this summer SCJ-TV is proud to present original, ground breaking and thought provoking programming. here is just a small sample of our summer line-up.
Crime Drama
"Connie Brasco: Undercover Stripper" - Connie (Donnie's less ambitious little sister) goes undercover at the local sc. Connie cover is almost blown as she is searched by two goons.
goon: "Yo Baby! You got a wire up there?"
Connie Brasco: "a wire up my snatch?"....fuhgetaboutit!"
Medical Drama
"Roxy Canns: Stripper R.N." - stripper by night/ nursing student by day. in a very special episode, a sleep-deprived roxy learns ( pictured at work in the left booth ) the importance of making the correct medical diagnosis while treating a treating a patient with an acute case of priapism and epididymitis.
Roxy Canns: "i see this all the time at the sc......I NEED LUBE, STAT!!!"
Game Shows
"Name that Finger" - SCJ-TV is proud to present a new game show produced by the same company of the hit game show "Pop Goes The Customer". this new game show is called "Name that Finger". 4 randomly chosen strippers compete for prizes and the chance to reclaim their BF musical instuments from the pawn shop. in order to win, they must correctly guess which customer has the lubricated finger. is the thumb of the left hand? or is it the ring finger of the right hand? it's anybody's guess as you try to "Name that Finger". hosted by aggieed
contestant 1: i can name that finger in three tries.
contestant 2: i can name that finger in two tries.
contestant 1: name that finger.
Comedy
"Jimmy Jinx: the world's unluckiest PL" - underage and armed with a magic fake I.D given to him by a mischievous genie. jimmy can get into any sc. unfortunately, jimmy also has the worst luck of any PL in the history of scing. you'll laugh as you watch jimmy get his first LD.....from an obsessive-compulsive, hypochondriacal stripper. you'll laugh along as you watch the stripper cover jimmy with a level five bioharzard containment tarp. oh that, jimmy. what will happen to him next?
Jimmy Jinx: "i've heard of a lap cloth, but this is ridiculous."
please direct all complaints or comments to: FBR, network president of SCJ-TV.



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How about a reality show? (see avatar).
Good ones guys!!! I really needed a laugh today. Thanks. Geez maybe FBR can get me a bit part on SCJ TV.
It's who ya know. Right? LOL.


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