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    Default I let her borrow my outfit and...

    Almost every SCJ has heard the following complaint:

    "I let her borrow my outfit and..."

    I believe there are 172 possible endings to this complaint. The most common I've heard are

    * "... she gave it back with a cigarette burn in it."
    * "...she ripped it."
    * "...she gave it back to me stained."

    The core complaint is a way of venting, but the elaborations move toward gratuitous dissing. Some endings can be far-fetched, much like excuses for missing homework.

    You can add your favorites here, and I'll come back with more of mine from time to time.

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    "...she gave it back nasty. The least she could have done is wash the fucker."

    I heard this during the last visit to the club.

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    "...she didn't give it back! That bitch!!"

    Someone was bound to say it eventually. us:
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    Yup, I've heard variations of the nasty complaint, as in "...it smelled when she gave it back. I had to wash it TWICE!"

    My favorite "didn't give it back" complaint: "She sold it to [dancer name] for $35." I'm thinking $35 worth of cocaine.

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    I've always felt these were wise words.

    Never lend out something you are unwilling to lose.

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    "She spilled wine all over it"

    " A customer threw up on it"

    "Her new boobs are so big, she stretched it out"

    Damn...I LOVED that gown.....
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    Hehehe....you boys are perceptive!!!

    Here is one I've said....

    "She gave it back to me and the crotch of the short's smelled like dirty pussy!"

    Hehehehehe...

    Sometimes our co-workers really lay the pressure/guilt on us to borrow and we throw them something so we can get our butts back out onto the floor!!

    Never again for me, that's for sure, hahahaha!!

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    Kat I will contact the sripper who borrowed your stuff and negotiate a purchase LOL

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    ...and her ass was just way to big for it...
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    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    "But whenever it comes back stretched too big, I just put it in the drier until it's just my size again."

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    I don't loan my costumes out so I never have to worry about that stuff, but yeah I've heard it all

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    I dont loan out mine either, but damn! You guys are good!!


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    "She makes more money with that dress than I do...."
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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    Yoda, here's my favorite in the Money category: "She borrowed it to steal one of my regulars; that was his favorite dress." SC life doesn't get much crueler than that.

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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    What I don't understand is when girls bitch about another dancer getting their outfit ripped, stained, or smelly-and then they continue to lend their outfits out! I don't loan my outfits to anyone. Girls rarely ask to borrow my outfits and when they do, I make up an excuse. I say "It's not my outfit. I borrowed it from a friend and she'd kill me if I let anyone else wear it. Sorry." lol






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    Default Re:I let her borrow my outfit and...

    BH, that's a good reason! I'd guess about 35% of all loan problems come from secondary loans.

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