Almost every SCJ has heard the following complaint:
"I let her borrow my outfit and..."
I believe there are 172 possible endings to this complaint. The most common I've heard are
* "... she gave it back with a cigarette burn in it."
* "...she ripped it."
* "...she gave it back to me stained."
The core complaint is a way of venting, but the elaborations move toward gratuitous dissing. Some endings can be far-fetched, much like excuses for missing homework.
You can add your favorites here, and I'll come back with more of mine from time to time.




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