I don't think ballet constitutes an act of god, no. And you'd have to be pretty fucking charming to make up for clearing my afternoon and me coming away without cash. But you know - I wouldn't have offered the money back to begin with. Hey - your screw up, right?
Although - I'd probably be happy with the money and not insist on pummeling your testicles. I don't get that either.




If not, I'll count it towards the "I heart Miss D" retirement fund (hehe).
But clearly, she's willing to go along with whatever I decide
Reply With Quote


I don't understand from the couple of posts Jenny and I made how you would conclude that she wants to turn my balls into bloody, spermy mush. Jenny and I get along just fine. My feelings would be hurt if she did more than don a set of work gloves (to avoid scrotum cooties) and smack my balls around a little bit...you know...just to wake me up. I'm OK with that. But I don't think she's motivated to inflict permanent damage.



Bookmarks