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    Well if you can't find an adequate opponent, I'll take that $30K/year you're saving and put it to work for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Well if you can't find an adequate opponent, I'll take that $30K/year you're saving and put it to work for you!
    Kat you are the voice of sensibility. I wish I had met you when you were...you know...a bad girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Kat you are the voice of sensibility. I wish I had met you when you were...you know...a bad girl
    I think she's hotter now that she's learned how to manage it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    3 hours is workable although that distance would require more planning. And would obviously nix the spontaneous lunch or afternoon drinks which truly are enjoyable. But 6 or 8 or more hours would mean very, very occasional personal contact and as Yoda said, webcam/phone stuff grows tiresome quickly. And as I mentioned to her today at lunch it would be perfectly natural for her to settle into a whole new circle of friends in her new locale and lose touch with those she left behind.
    hold on, you're seriously comtemplating traveling 3 hours or more for a pseudo-booty call with a stripper? LOL..nice! i'm sure she's one quality piece of tail, FBR. still, i've never seen a beaver made of gold and encrusted with precious gems.
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    The next several months should be interesting.
    especially, if she ends up within a 3 hour driving range. ah, i can see you future now...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOaF8cxnjs0
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    She's hinted that she will continue to strip. I think the problem is she has an established lifestyle which can't be supported by the money she will make teaching alone even at the college level. Tenure and the big bucks are way down the road, I imagine.

    My favorite dancers and are all college graduates who still dance at least part time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    My favorite dancers and are all college graduates who still dance at least part time.
    I know several who are working on their bachelors. No masters but I can offer encouragement and I suppose money to help with books and tuition. Ph.D's are realistically off the table I imagine.

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    I had just left a clients Christmas party on Friday afternoon and happened to drive by a local SC and decided to stop by. A dancer that I’d seen there the previous Saturday had wanted to meet me for lunch last week at an Italian restaurant that we both liked, but I didn’t hear from her so I chalked it up to SS.

    As soon as I walked in she spotted me and came over to sit with me. I asked her if she had run out of time for lunch this last week and she got all offended because she said she was waiting for me to call and invite her. Told her I was expecting a call from her when she had time, but didn’t want to seem desperate by calling her. She said she was finished at 7pm that night and we could go then. I played along with her and said sure, call me when you get off and we can meet at the restaurant.

    I didn’t expect a call, but around 7:15 she called and said she was on her way and asked where I was. Told her I was still at home and needed to get dressed. She said she’d just come to my house instead. My mind is screaming “FUCK NO”, but my mouth said no, I’ll be at the restaurant in 15 minutes, just wait at the bar for me. 15 minutes later I’m in the bar and she’s nowhere to be found. I waited about 10 minutes and decided fuck it, I’m going home. As I was walking to my car, I hear her calling for me. Said she had low blood sugar and had to stop to get something to eat on her way. Asked where I was heading and I told her that I was going to go home because I thought she stood me up. She got a little offended by my comment and I thought the evening would be downhill from there.

    We went into the bar and had couple of drinks while waiting for a table. The conversation was strained and uncomfortable for me. She wasn’t the same friendly conversationalist that she was in the club. Asked her if she was tired working all day. She said no, why did I ask that? We got our table and dinner didn’t improve anything. I was counting down until I could say goodnight and head home. The food was great, but I didn’t enjoy it very much. She seemed bored and anxious to leave.

    After we finished I was walking her to her car and she asked me for directions to my house. I kind of stammered and asked why she wanted that? She said in case she got lost while following me home. I asked what she wanted to do and she said we could cuddle and watch some movies. I was totaled befuddled at this point so I gave her some rough directions and headed home. We arrived at my house and she asked if I had any beer. I couldn’t remember if I had and after checking told her I was fresh out. Well she needed some beer, so I said I go to the corner quick mart and get her some. Not feeling comfortable leaving her in my house unattended, I told her to come with me. I got her some beer and going home we got comfortable on my couch and looked for a movie to watch.

    I had some throw blankets on my couch and she wrapped herself up and asked me to take her boots off. After getting them off I started rubbing her feet and she told me to keep doing that as it felt really good. After 15 minutes my hands were starting to cramp and I quit much to her dismay. She was lying back on one side of the couch with her legs draped over my lap. After a while she said she was hot and leaned up and took off her shirt and then wrapped herself in the blanket again.

    At this point I had no idea what she wanted to do or what she expected me to do. I decided to just watch the movie (Godfather Part 1). A little while later she was sound asleep and I was thinking what it would cost me to get her to leave.

    After the movie ended I woke her up and asked if she would be more comfortable lying in a bed. She told me to go ahead, but she was fine where she was. I was about to suggest she leave but she was half asleep and I don’t think she wanted to go anywhere. Earlier she had told me that she was living with her parents and because of the ice storm last week that still didn’t have any power. So I went to bed.

    Woke up around 7 and got up hoping she’d be gone, but no, she was still sound asleep on the couch. Thought I’d make some breakfast for us, but then I figured it’s be a wasted effort because she wouldn’t appreciate it. About 8:30 she got up to use the bathroom and came out to the kitchen where I was sitting reading the paper. She asked what I was going to do that day and I responding that I was going to my office to do some work. Asked if I would come by the club and have lunch with her. Told her I couldn’t because I was meeting a friend that day and had already made plans. She got dressed and I walked her out to her car and she left.

    I hope she never decides to come by my house.

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    Howie, stray animals always come back if you feed them and let them into your house.

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    Dude, remember this incident and call upon in the future when your drama radar goes off.
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    That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. How does this happen to you? I work with these women and even I don't get them sleeping on my couch.

    Out of curiosity - would it count as a "holy grail" for a dancer to post an OTC thing? I mean, traditionally we don't think of it as being hard to convince a customer to take you home. It seems like "holy grail" might be a bit hyperbolic.
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    ^^^ Not Holy Grail, but more like one of those "World's Best _____" coffee mugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Out of curiosity - would it count as a "holy grail" for a dancer to post an OTC thing? I mean, traditionally we don't think of it as being hard to convince a customer to take you home. It seems like "holy grail" might be a bit hyperbolic.
    Holy Grail implies a quest rather than a slam dunk. But I doubt any of the guys would object.

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    I thought holy great indicated you got to fuck a stripper. For free. And not in the VIP room. Am I wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    I thought holy great indicated you got to fuck a stripper. For free. And not in the VIP room. Am I wrong?
    Kat I don't think "free" was a rule. But I believe it has to be OTC to qualify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Out of curiosity - would it count as a "holy grail" for a dancer to post an OTC thing? I mean, traditionally we don't think of it as being hard to convince a customer to take you home.
    Customers get the HG for the first encounter, dancers for the tenth (with the same guy, just to clarify).

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2 View Post
    Customers get the HG for the first encounter, dancers for the tenth (with the same guy, just to clarify).
    Well. It is generally pretty hard for me to convince a guy to sleep with me more than once. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'll let you know when I get there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Kat I don't think "free" was a rule.
    Correct: "free" was not a rule. Probably because the "$200 afternoon" is less expensive in the long run.

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    But I believe it has to be OTC to qualify.
    Again correct, and beyond the club parking lot. Lot stuff is just drunken impulse.

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    Well. It is generally pretty hard for me to convince a guy to sleep with me more than once. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'll let you know when I get there.
    One got to eight with me in the summer of '04, but then she moved to FL, so I have no clue either.

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    I thought I was going to be busy into the early evening, but I guess my customers don't have my work ethic. I tried to confirm my last two appointments but both were canceled by the clients. Family obligations. Christmas shopping. Etc..you know. Neither appointments would have been immediate big money makers...just end of year schmoozing and customer suck ups opportunities. I was fine with the cancellations and both customers were relieved that I wasn't pissed.

    I considered going home early but..nahhh. Instead I called Miss D. Got her voice mail but she called back a few minutes later. I told her about my suddenly free window and asked if she wanted to have a late afternoon cuppa soup and drinks. I guess I caught her at a good time because she readily agreed. We talked about several locations but settled on Chilli's since it was a few miles away from the already Christmas shopping horrendous Mall traffic.

    After agreeing on a meeting time, we hung up. I rolled in that direction and pulled into a fairly empty lot. Good. I hate dining crowds. I went in, ignored the greeter and headed for the bar. I was hoping for my favorite bartender but instead got the second string. My fav was waiting tables. But Brian was alright. He knew what we usually order and had the drinks front and center in a couple of minutes.

    I was watching something on CNN when Miss D arrived. I don't remember now what it was but it was pretty engrossing, I guess. Probably something political. So when Miss D nudged me I was like "Oh...hi hon" and not in my best SCJ form. I recovered OK and she sat on the barstool next to me.

    We chatted about this and that...I won't bore you with the details. Brian came over and took our orders. Me a bowl of chilie (since I wasn't that hungry) and Miss D a buffalo chicken salad. The food was good and well, the company was even better. We did make arrangement for a Saturday though

    After we were done, I signaled Brian for the check. While I was waiting for the check Miss D said "I got you another Christmas present". I thought that was strange. The book she gave me was fine. I tried to raise one eyebrow (I'm not good at that) and she laughed " No really...I wanted to get you something else. Just hush. It's not a big deal".

    After paying the check, I walked her out to her car. We exchanged hugs. "I should just give it to you now" she said indicating the gift was in the car. I told her no. Save it for Saturday.

    We both rolled out of the parking lot and waved at one another. It was nice. But I am curious what she bought me.

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    It's sex. You should have taken it now. Now she has a chance to change her mind and tell you she returned it.
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    Jenny, you are too kind. I wish it was sex. It was probably a pair of christmas socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Jenny, you are too kind. I wish it was sex. It was probably a pair of christmas socks.

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    On the other hand, if it turns out to be a box of condoms, you're in dude!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    It's sex.
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    .... if it turns out to be a box of condoms, you're in dude!
    It's condoms for protected sex, because when she leaves, she needs to know that no one can replace her.

    Practice saying it with feeling: "Dee, no one can ever replace you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Jenny, you are too kind. I wish it was sex. It was probably a pair of christmas socks.

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    Well by now she's totally returned your socks as well. So now you have no sex and cold feet.

    Should have just accepted at the time.
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    Well, it was a business casual, button up shirt. And she got my size right. I tried it on for her at the RR today and I looked pretty good in it for an old fucker. Glad it wasn't Christmas socks.

    I appreciate the sex and condoms suggestions and I admit that I would have liked those even better than the shirt. The sex would have been easily disguised but hiding a box of condoms would have been problematic.

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    Had drinks and a bite to eat late this afternoon with Miss D and her new stripper friend Miss A. Miss A is a newbie dancer and is just learning the ropes. She's pretty cute in a willowy kind of way. Anyways, Miss D went to the ladies and while she was gone Miss A turned the burner up a notch or two. I stayed friendly but reserved...I mean...it could have been a test. Plus I always keep the "bird in the hand" theory in mind. But assuming it wasn't a co-conspiracy I wonder how long it will be before they are clawing each other's eyeballs out

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