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    FBR, it was all good. You've got me wanting the DJ even more than Miss D.

    I just hope she posts a TR before you do. That would be sweet irony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg24272#msg24272 date=1087528733
    RH LOL Yes she is. Today at lunch she mentioned that she logged onto SW last night. Im like shiiiiittttt LOL I changed the subject

    Ive done nothing but sing her praises here. She a doll While she was talking I was trying to remember if I mentioned her on SW LOL If she stumbles across any posts Ive made regarding her I hope she takes them as intended.
    LOL, I thought so, everything I can recall you posting about her has been very positive, so I think you're safe in that regards. Now if she wasn't aware of your intentions that might be another story.

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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    11AM call from Dancer A: "Tomorrow's gonna be a good day. Wanna go to the beach?" I like a long ocean beach 28 miles SE of Providence where I can run and chill out.... I agree to take her IF we can meet at 11:30. The next day it's no answer at 11:20, so I head for clam chowder at Hooters. She calls to say the housemom needs her in early, but could she stop by for a hug and kiss? I agree, knowing that will be another 10 minutes, and I need to make calls for Plan B.... Dancer B has two numbers. Both go to voice mail, but she calls back quickly. She can meet me at the beach 20 minutes after I get there. She just has one bill to pay in a neighboring town.... I pull into the state park at 1:20. The entry road is lined with police cars from surrounding towns, plus state troopers, and the county sheriff's mobile command RV. I figure Major Drug Bust, but it's a Safety Check Day. The statie hands me a plastic bag of flyers AND a Buckle Up key chain. BFD.... I'm on the beach at 1:30. She calls at 2:15: "I'm almost there." I told her to buckle her seat belt or she'd be in handcuffs. She wants to know if I brought handcuffs.... 3PM and she calls again: "My inspection sticker expired so they wouldn't let me in. They threatened to tow my car, and I had to drive seven miles north before my cell phone had coverage.... I offered to meet her by the front gate cuz no one collects after about 3:40, but a statie is hanging out holding court for girls who like uniforms.... She shows up as he's leaving. We go to the beach and she says, "Can we go to the dunes?" This beach has some nice secluded back dunes, and I've already had my beach day. She's in my Top 5 for cute, tan and fun, so it's Fade to Shade under the cabana for 40 minutes.... By now you're saying WTF? This is about annoying details. And that's exactly the way I felt.


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    Wow...never had the "expired tag" excuse used on me before, but I have had the "cel phone coverage area" one used.

    So much SS to put up with, so little patience for it. Yet, we keep coming back for more, don't we? Thanks for sharing, SW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Palmer link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg24624#msg24624 date=1088136169
    So much SS to put up with, so little patience for it. Yet, we keep coming back for more, don't we?
    Oh yeah. Dancer A gets her make-up afternoon at the beach today.

    I pointed to Dancer B's inspection sticker and said, "What were you doing for 31 days in March that took priority over this?"

    Dancer B: "I forgot to take it in, but it wouldn't have passed anyway."

    My favorite excuse ever (from my very first ATF): "The Fugitive Task Force got me this morning." She had an outstanding felony arrest warrant for kiting a Vicadin prescription. She was five-three, 98 pounds, and so cute that the FTF guys shared their lunches with her instead of locking her up. Cerahas would have loved her.

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    Lol Sporty, I love that one! The Fugitive Task force...have you ever gotten the "witness protection program" line when a dancer dissappeared for a few months? I'm so board with all of my fav's INS excuses. I'm gonna start looking for bad girls again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg24682#msg24682 date=1088342384
    Lol Sporty, I love that one! The Fugitive Task force...have you ever gotten the "witness protection program" line when a dancer dissappeared for a few months? I'm so board with all of my favs INS excuses. I'm gonna start loking for bad girls again...
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    Default Re:Outside the Club (aka "The Holy Grail")

    FBR, this one is easy. Call Miss D and tell her you need to save up a load to impress a freebie girl on Thursday.






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    Is that the sound of a train wreck I hear in the distance ??

    Anyways, my preference would be for new/free pussy over old/paid for pussy, push Ms D off until next week if possible, hope that helps.






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    let&#039;s see, you have a lunch date with one broad on wednesday. you have another date set-up for thursday. so, what&#039;s the problem? you have a whole day to recover. if you had to bang both broads on the same day. i could understand your dilemma. however, if that did happen. you shouldn&#039;t be worried about your performance. you should worry about your heart exploding. whatever happens to you ,good luck, FBR. if you actually live to see the friday, all you&#039;ll need is an ice pack for your balls. OTOH, if Mrs.FBR decides she wants sex friday, you&#039;re a dead man, but look on the bright side. Mrs. FBR can cash in on those life insurance policies.

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg24912#msg24912 date=1089072484
    DJ, I believe, is not interested in money. She was rubbing my legs this afternoon along with the back massage. Im concerned about an emotional involvement. Miss D, on the other hand, is all about the money.
    if you think the subject of money isn&#039;t going arise with DJ. you&#039;re kidding yourself, FBR. oh, she might seem not be as straightforward when compared to Miss.D and there may be some genuine emotional involvement on her part. however, don&#039;t be surprised if you have to kick in a few dollars to pay some "bills". mistresses aren&#039;t free, FBR. they just make you think they&#039;re free.


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    (sucker bet&#039;s) FBR lives to see friday : 70-1

    (stick a fork in him. he&#039;s done) FBR dies of a massive stroke or heart attack during mid-stroke on wednesday: 1-3

    (hock the farm and the kid&#039;s college fund) FBR dies of a massive stroke or heart attack on thursday: 1-10
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    DO them both. Get plenty of sleep and take some vitamins and the little blue pill!
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    It&#039;s a little late...but I think you should have put Miss D off for a few days. You could say someone is giving you an early BD present. A little competition to get Miss D to up the ante. If you don&#039;t want to upset the apple cart you could always just claim business. She knows how volitile your work can be.
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Trust me, FBR, you made out. The gorgeous young dancers who write, "I love you" and do it all for free are always psycho. :o

    So are some that only want $100/hr for their time.

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    There is no such thing as free cookie....stripper or otherwise...Personaly I&#039;d rather know exactly what it&#039;s going to cost up front. Those "hidden fees" can be a bitch!
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    There is no such thing as free cookie....stripper or otherwise...Personaly I&#039;d rather know exactly what it&#039;s going to cost up front. Those "hidden fees" can be a bitch!
    Women (and some men) think it a cynical view, but I&#039;ve always believed that you always pay for sex. Always. The means of renumeration may vary, but you always pay.

    Always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg25010#msg25010 date=1089332087
    I didnt know how she would react but to my surprise she was all for it. My comment was more of a test dammit. Surely she would be offended saying "Oh FBR, how can you talk about money when we click so well and have so much fun hanging out" Wronggggg !!! LOL Kudos to Mr_P for nailing that shit right from the git go LOL
    well, she&#039;s may be DJing at the moment, but she&#039;s still a stripper at heart. perhaps, she&#039;s tired of dating the unemployed musicians, suitcase pimps or moocher type BF. perhaps, she noticed the flockette and the ESC. i&#039;m sure it played a part in her decision or do you think it was your good looks and charm? in the end, despite all this talk of getting it for free. when it comes down to it, security is always in the back of a woman&#039;s (especially a stripper&#039;s) mind. it may not be the most important consideration, but it&#039;s on the list. in any case, it was the right move to make, FBR. believe me, if you didn&#039;t broach the subject. she would have down the line.

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg25010#msg25010 date=1089332087
    Anyway, after getting over my internal ego devastation we went ahead and talked terms and conditions.
    devastated? oh yeah, that&#039;s exactly how i would feel after sleeping with a young, tight and fresh looking woman, less than half my age with cellulite free thighs and an firm ass that&#039;s begging to be bit like a round juicy apple.

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=9;threadid=1518;start=msg25010#msg25010 date=1089332087
    We proceeded to implement phase one of our relationship and it was very very nice
    be careful, FBR. take it from me, young&#039;uns are enjoyed best when taken in small doses. larger doses can lead to severe migraine headaches or heart attacks .
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    I&#039;m a plan B and plan C kind of guy. The word mercenary may apply to some degree but it helps keep things in perspective.
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    Like I always say, it&#039;s okay to love a dancer, but the minimum is three.... FBR, you&#039;re NOT mercenary. You&#039;re teaching life skills when you go to Plan B if A is a half hour late.

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