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I say if u cant be faithful stay out of a SO relationship or find a SO whose into the open thing. Not being honest is dangerous to all involved and there is no excuse for it. NONE.
hold on, you just said something very funny, albeit unintentional. what your absurd notion actually came true. what if every sc customer from the mongers to the business traveler to the bachelor party reveler all decided to fess up. i wonder what would happen? hmmm.....
husband: i'm going out for a couple of hours, honey.
wife: ok, where are you going?
husband: nowhere special, just to the stripclub.
wife: and why are you going to a stripclub?
husband: oh, i've been going twice a week for the last three years and i spend about $400 of our money per visit. it's fun, it's got booze and naked women who will sit on your balls for $20 while grinding her ass. in fact, if i spend enough of our money. she might rub her knee against my boner. well, i'm off. see you later.
wife: touch that doorknob and you won't have to worry about some whore sitting on your balls. if you go to that place. i'll break them for the next ten years. still want to go?
husband: er...no. what on tv tonight?
meanwhile, the sc is deserted, but for a large number of desperate dancers, broke college kids, blowing tumbleweeds and the sound of chirping crickets.
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