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    Default To lube, or not to lube

    Those that read my last TR know where I am going with this. I could have easily had lots more fun with a lil lube, not to mention my nice guy tendency and lube go hand in hand.

    I've heard mr_p talk of the lube and wondered if you guys have ever taken lube into the SC. Premeditation is better than not being prepared at all right?


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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    Nope, I've never taken lube into the club, I don't have any plans to either. I'm not judging those you do, just saying it's not for me.



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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    Ive often wondered if its just Mr_P having fun here or if he really does take a bottle of lube along.

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    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    lol. He has a knack for creating wonder in the minds of others.


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    DON'T DO IT MONEYWISE!!!!

    Please don't go to the darkside, you are too cool for that shit. If you two are seriously taking the lapping to a level that requires lube, I suggest you set something up outside the club.....

    Lube in the club is just sleazy

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    LOL. I know Kat. I'm not going to do it. I'll just put together some work for my first Holy Grail post..*grin*


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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    Two things:

    #1) Man, this thread is tacky.

    #2) If you need lube, you're doing something wrong.
    (Sheesh, if you're that incompetent, invest $20 in a Fukuoku or something..)
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    Kat is right. Lube is something on the dark side of the line between Fun Guy and Pervert.

    When a dancer says, "I am sooo wet," you're gonna take out a vial of Wet Lite? I don't think so. :o

    Tanya Tucker had the best C&W lines about lube:

    If it don't come easy, you better let it go.
    'Cos when it don't come easy, there's no natural flow.

    That one was a crossover hit.

    Yeah, this is a tacky thread, but we're investing in a quality Holy Grail report from MW.

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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24847#msg24847 date=1088895925
    Two things:

    #1) Man, this thread is tacky.

    #2) If you need lube, you're doing something wrong.
    (Sheesh, if you're that incompetent, invest $20 in a Fukuoku or something..)
    1. I know man. I was in a tacky mood when I created this post.

    2. In my travels I have found lots of women appreciated a little lube to accent their own natural flow. There also happens to be one particular orifice that absolutely positively works best with a lil lube love.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24850#msg24850 date=1088904622
    There also happens to be one particular orifice that absolutely positively works best with a lil lube love.
    I WAS going to say that unless you plan on going Greek in the club, I don't really think you'll need the lube...but somehow I think you already knew that.
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    Like my mother always told me..."remember dear, if she let's YOU lube her she's letting EVERYBODY lube her."
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24855#msg24855 date=1088944348
    Like my mother always told me..."remember dear, if she let's YOU lube her she's letting EVERYBODY lube her."
    Nothing wrong with that.
    I'm a simple man, making my way through the universe.

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    Default Re:To lube, or not to lube

    But wouldn't it be a bigger turn-on to hear her grunt and moan from you dry-drilling her deriere?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24832#msg24832 date=1088880563
    I've heard mr_p talk of the lube and wondered if you guys have ever taken lube into the SC.
    and what do you think the answer would be, given the preference of most of the posters? it would be like asking the Pope, if he ever made a human sacrifice in the name of Satan.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24841#msg24841 date=1088891018
    DON'T DO IT MONEYWISE!!!!
    Please don't go to the darkside, you are too cool for that shit.Please don't go to the darkside, you are too cool for that shit.
    don't go to the darkside? it's a little too late for the warning, Kat. MW already has one foot over the line. did you read his last TR? MW seems to be working his way through the Dispater Codes with a vengeance . anyway, i wouldn't worry about it. i don't think he'll drag the other foot over the line. i think he's just testing the tempature of water to see if he likes it. i doubt if will ever fully cross over. sometimes, it's necessary to show a bit of a cruel streak and i don't think MW has it in him. then again, i could be wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24862#msg24862 date=1088966963
    But wouldn't it be a bigger turn-on to hear her grunt and moan from you dry-drilling her deriere?
    LOL. I prefer to leave room for a return trip sometime in the future.



    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=9;threadid=1576;start=msg24841#msg24841 date=1088891018
    DON'T DO IT MONEYWISE!!!!
    Please don't go to the darkside, you are too cool for that shit.Please don't go to the darkside, you are too cool for that shit.
    don't go to the darkside? it's a little too late for the warning, Kat. MW already has one foot over the line. did you read his last TR? MW seems to be working his way through the Dispater Codes with a vengeance . anyway, i wouldn't worry about it. i don't think he'll drag the other foot over the line. i think he's just testing the tempature of water to see if he likes it. i doubt if will ever fully cross over. sometimes, it's necessary to show a bit of a cruel streak and i don't think MW has it in him. then again, i could be wrong.



    You appear to know me quite well. I’m dabbling but would probably be the last person to take some lube into the SC. I am enjoying my newfound freedom after having nestled my way up from under the clutches of my very first fave. She taught me so much that dealing in this other club seems like childs play. Fun fun fun


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