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    Default A new SCJ schtick...

    Now, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not the most well-rounded stripclub junkie around, but I saw something last night that was new to me. What a "schtick" this guy had! It was, in my opinion, unique and apparently, very effective. Here’s the details…

    I head to my usual SC last night, hoping to see one dancer that I’m trying to take a liking to. She’s the best looking dancer I’ve seen in SC’s, ever, I think, and all natural everything. Anyway...I get there and she seems to be hanging out with this one guy, who also has a little crew of 2-3 other guys with him. In the near pitch black of this blacklighted club, I’m trying to figure out what he’s doing. He seems to be showing her something…a newspaper? A pad of paper? No…its a sketch pad! Then, he looks like he’s sketching her with a pencil or a charcoal. She’s seems into it. This goes on for quite a while until she gets called up to dance. I head to the stage to tip her, and she kinds of lights up with a big smile and a big hello. At least she remembers me from about a month ago. Her dance finishes, and I figure I’ll get some face time with her, but, noooooo…sketch boy gets her and heads to the VIP room with her. Argghhh. So, they’re off for at least ½ hour. They finally emerge and she heads to the dancer’s room to change. This is when I overhear him talking to his crew. He paid for the VIP room (of course), but when he tried to tip her she wouldn’t take any money. And she actually paid him $30 (if I heard correctly) for the sketches he did of her! What a great schtick he has! I gotta take some art lessons. Do they still have those drawing tests on the back of packs of matches? LOL So not only does this guy fuckhoe the best looking girl in the place, but he actually gets HER to pay HIM! She finally came out of the changing room and headed right back to sketch boy, and they hang out again for some time. Next comes the “all-call� where all the dancers are supposed to go on stage in a big cattle-call to drum up private dances. Sketch boy takes the opportunity to leave with his crew, so I figure I’m ready to grab her for a dance. What happens? Some guy who just walked into the club basically cuts me off and gets to her first and off they go to do lap dances.

    All in all, a bad stripclub night, but I found a new schtick to try! LOL (I hope I spelled schtick correctly, but you get the idea!)

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    That sucks, Brel!

    You know I have a female friend who loves sketching girls bodies. I often wondered if she could make money in a club doing it. I blew it off, though, since the girls are there to make money. But, now I know it is possible!

    I have bought some of her artwork, as she does art shows, just not any of the girl sketches.

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    I&#039;m guessing my stick figure art wouldn&#039;t go over too well .

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    if the drawing doesn&#039;t work out for you. you can always walk into a sc with a drum machine or try playing the air guitar. i hear that&#039;s a big hit with strippers.
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    *heads to art class*

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    There was this guy who used to come into my club. He always brought in a sketch pad and sat off by himself drawing, I assume the dancers. I never went over to check out his work so I dont know if he was any good or not. Nor did I ever see a bunch of strippers sitting with him. After a while, he stopped coming in. Eventually I asked about him and was told by one of the dancers that he was banned. Our club has a "no picture taking" rule and apparently the manager considered drawing the girls the same infraction as taking pics of them. I thought that was bizarre but hey its a strip club. "Normal" is something left outside the front door.

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    I can&#039;t tell you how quickly I&#039;d run from the guy who mistook the club for a life drawing class.

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward link=board=9;threadid=1621;start=msg25533#msg25533 date=1091286599
    I can&#039;t tell you how quickly I&#039;d run from the guy who mistook the club for a life drawing class.
    Susan I think the ladies in my club agreed. Maybe they pressured the manager to give the "artist" the boot.

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward link=board=9;threadid=1621;start=msg25533#msg25533 date=1091286599
    I can&#039;t tell you how quickly I&#039;d run from the guy who mistook the club for a life drawing class.
    OK, so maybe it wasn&#039;t the greatest schtick afterall! : In any case, it really worked for him on that particular and with that particular dancer. And, of course, it was with the one dancer I really wanted to see

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    Now, I&#039;ll tell you what I would find interesting: a guy sitting in the club knitting. That would catch my attention.

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    Default Re:A new SCJ schtick...

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward link=board=9;threadid=1621;start=msg25613#msg25613 date=1091450575
    Now, I&#039;ll tell you what I would find interesting: a guy sitting in the club knitting. That would catch my attention.
    I used to bring a xylophone into a Strip Club, and pound out versions of Paul Anka&#039;s greatest hits. The dancers would get all gaga for me then. Let me tell ya, I got more stripper tail that way.

    Women are such suckers for xylophones.

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