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    First off let me apologize because I'm not sure if this is the right section to post this question, and also it might be a little long.....so bear with me please.

    My fiance is planning on making a "date" with an escort. I'm totally okay with it. I think it'd be good for him since we haven't been burning up the sheets lately. I just had our baby 2 months ago, and my body's had to heal from the preeclampsia and the C-section, my hormones are all messed up, and being a new mommie has kept me so busy that lately the only thing I fantasize about is taking a nap. LOL. Combine that with the fact that I wasn't feeling too sexual during the later part of my pregnancy either and you can guess that my poor guy hasn't gotten any booty for a long time. :'(

    I've been feeling a little guilty about that (and I know he's been quite frustrated about it) so the other day I told him that if he wanted to go score some poontang somewhere else that it would be okay with me. We thought about him just going out to a regular club and picking up a girl there. (It wouldn't be difficult, as he's sexy and charming) But we decided that there might be too much potential for drama if he banged some girl and never called her again and way too much drama and work if he wanted to keep her around for booty calls on a more long-term basis. So calling an escort seemed like the most logical and hassle-free thing to do.

    The thing is though, that neither one of us has any experience with this kind of thing. So I was wondering if any of you junkies had any advice to lend. I'm aware that he can't just come out and ask for sex when he books his date since that would be illegal and any reputable agency would refuse to give him any details.
    So how can he make sure that he'll be getting what he's looking for without getting ripped off, offending the escort, getting arrested, etc. I want my fiance to have a good time so if there is any advice you guys could give me I would really appreciate it.

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    Most escorts require a reference from another provider which makes it tough to break into the game if youre an virgin. Alternatively, he can give his potential "date" lots of info which might make her comfortable but Im not sure how he would feel about it.

    www.bigdoggie.com is an excellent source of information on the whole escort experience. Have him read all the various portions of the site including the member posts. Its loaded with the dos and dont you need to know to play in the hobby, even if its just a one shot deal.

    I know you rejected the idea of him just picking up some chick from a regular club but that might be the best approach, drama or not. He wont be dabbling in illegal activities that way.

    As another alternative, if you guys have a regular strip club you frequent, there are usually strippers who will provide extras outside the club including FS. Something to consider.

    Good luck.

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    Damn Kittie you are one understanding wife, I wonder if this won't come back to bite you in the ass though.

    I've got to disagree with FBR in regards to picking up a girl at a regular bar route, you're playing with emotions that way, not good anyway around as I see it.

    Do you live in a big city? If so just do an internet search "Escorts & Name of City", you'll more than likely find lots of escorts to choose from. There are also lots of free weekly magazines everyplace in most cities that are full of ads for escorts. Sure you're taking your chances with any of these, but that's part of the game.

    Good luck, I think ???.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25889#msg25889 date=1092503142
    Damn Kittie you are one understanding wife, I wonder if this won't come back to bite you in the ass though.

    I've got to disagree with FBR in regards to picking up a girl at a regular bar route, you're playing with emotions that way, not good anyway around as I see it.
    RH I agree with you re: thats shes an amazingly understanding woman.

    Trying to hook up with an escort is almost impossible unless you are willing to give up tons of information (your real name, where you work, work phone number etc) Very few escorts will hook up with newbies with no verification. My thought was that ultimately it would be less of a hassle to just pick up some chick at a bar or strip club and get laid. I do agree that there are some potential problems with that approach but if he plays his cards right, he should be OK.

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    I don't know FBR, just going to a regular club and finding a girl willing to go home with you is a LOT of work no matter how sexy and charming a guy is (different story entirely for women). I'd stick with the escort.

    Escorts are easy to find, LOL it's not like they are running background checks. I've got a friend in LE who's job used to be to to bust ho's, he'd just pick up one of those weekly rags, call the number up and off he went to bust them. He also mentioned that message parlors were incredibly easy to get sex at.

    Here's a good escort review site:

    http://theeroticreview.com/main.asp




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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25891#msg25891 date=1092507978

    Escorts are easy to find, LOL it's not like they are running background checks. I've got a friend in LE who's job used to be to to bust ho's, he'd just pick up one of those weekly rags, call the number up and off he went to bust them. He also mentioned that message parlors were incredibly easy to get sex at.

    Here's a good escort review site:

    http://theeroticreview.com/main.asp
    LOL RH thats what Im talking about. Your LE friend is busting hookers left and right and I assume Kitties SO would prefer not to spend time in jail LOL

    Kittie is in Indiana (according to her profile). There are several very hot escorts in that area but her SO will still have to come up with references. I had some conversations going with Annie in Indianapolis but we didnt consumate the deal so I cant help him out. If he wanted to come to Ohio maybe I could.

    You mentioned TER...that is a good site too. I still suggest that he do his homework regardless.

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    Thanks for the sites you guys mentioned. I especially liked some of the tips for clients at the bigdoggie site. Very informative.

    Yeah, I definitely wouldn't want him to have a run-in with LE on his first visit with an escort (or any visit for that matter). I like the tip about checking out the agency's site to see how long the girl has been working there and how long the agency and site themselves have been around. I'm pretty sure the agencies he's thinking of are legit and not a front for LE as he's had those sites bookmarked on his computer for ages. LOL

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    If he wants to go window shopping, have him start at:
    http://www.eros-guide.com/

    Pick a big metro city nearby that he doesn't mind traveling to, or seeing if one closeby doesnt mind traveling out to you.

    As already mentioned, once he finds a likely candidate, he should hit:
    http://theeroticreview.com/main.asp
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    http://www.bigdoggie.net/

    To see if the escort has any reviews or is trustworthy.

    I don't know of any escorts that actually require references any more nor need personal information. I know several as I've done security and driver duties in my day for a few.

    Lastly, I do know one particularly great lady who is going to be in that neck of the woods hitting several cities on a 3-week tour. She'd be ideal, has tons of reviews, hip beautiful Berkeley gal on the road, and has a huge following of clientele. PM me if you're interested and I can see how close to Indiana she'll be and if she has any appts. open or that she can shuffle.
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    Kittie, I'm wondering if you have post-partum depression. You're too accepting. Just turn down the lights and give him head.

    If he must get his rocks off in another girl, an Asian massage parlor girl will minimize the emotional impact. They don't speak much English, and they spend way too much time cleaning your butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SW2 link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25897#msg25897 date=1092516000
    Kittie, I'm wondering if you have post-partum depression. You're too accepting. Just turn down the lights and give him head.

    If he must get his rocks off in another girl, an Asian massage parlor girl will minimize the emotional impact. They don't speak much English, and they spend way too much time cleaning your butt.
    ??? Ummmm......I think I'm missing something. Was this post supposed to be a joke? (If so, I feel kinda retarded for having to ask)

    If it's not a joke......well......to answer your question, I read somewhere that like 90% of women experience some form of post-partum depression after having a baby, so yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if I did. Although I'm not real sure what that has to do with the fact that I accept my fiance's desire to have an experience with an escort. (By-the-way, I'm the one who brought the subject up with him)

    And I also have no idea where you were going with the whole emotional impact thing. Were you speaking of the emotional impact for me or for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25896#msg25896 date=1092515025

    I don't know of any escorts that actually require references any more nor need personal information. I know several as I've done security and driver duties in my day for a few.
    PC IMO you are misleading Kittie. The only hookers that dont want references are standing on the corner of Post Rd and 33rd St flagging down cars. Im sure you havent played with escorts but I have and they do require references. Youre going to get her SO arrested with your advise. Stop trying to impress her with your vast knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25899#msg25899 date=1092524388
    Stop trying to impress her with your vast knowledge
    LOL FBR.. such a bitter old man.

    I'll let Kittie discover for herself when she starts contacting the many ladies on Eros or other sources. Some do, but the majority do not.
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    PC Im not that old and Im sure I have a hell of a lot more experience with escorts than you have. Not everyone gets their pussy for free like you do Mr Studmuffin LOL Life sucks sometimes but if you can afford it its not that bad.....

    I stand by my statement that any escort worth playing with will want references. To allude that Kitties SO can just pick up the phone and call some escort out of the blue and not put himself in jeopardy is bullshit.

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    Like I said, bitter old man and your comments continue to prove thus.

    And I dont consider the ladies that advertise out of Eros or other top-10 escort sites to be illusionary. Like I said, she'll see for herself.

    There are always risks associated with using escorts, but this is the reason sites like the erotic review and bigdoggie exist. All polls have always shown the smallest percentage of escorts require references or personal information. If you're planning on a $5K-$15/night high-end escort, than yah- you'll need references and likely financial information + deposit. But for the other 90%, they rely on proper phone screening and only if you come across as a possible reject or loser will they press more information.


    And Kittie- here's another escort link for you and your hubby to select from:
    http://www.cityvibe.com/
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    PC whats up with the "bitter" comment? Im far from that LOL.

    Why dont you tell us about all your escort experience beyond what you have read on the various websites? Reading is one thing but actually talking with the ladies is another. If Kitties SO wants to play he deserves good information. If you have had escort experience that disproves what I say I will stand corrected. Otherwise youre doing her a disservice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25903#msg25903 date=1092528716
    PC whats up with the "bitter" comment? Im far from that LOL.
    Which is why the topic of references, you MUST do this 'you're trying to impress' or 'studmuffin' crap. Please FBR, if you were any more transparent, you'd be invisible.


    Why dont you tell us about all your escort experience beyond what you have read on the various websites?
    I've done websites for six (6) west coast escorts, close personal friends with over a dozen, high-end (LA/SF). I've done driver and hotel security for countless dozens, as well as turned four off dependencies (drug and exploitation).

    I just got done speaking with the one I referred to earlier who was beginning her first appointment of her tour. She has 40 appointments scheduled across 4 states in 3 weeks. My other escort friend I've done security for when she's up here in the Bay averages about $4k a weekend in So Cal/San Diego and does it very part time.

    Two of my current stripper friends were special membership escorts 2 years ago (mainly ex-porn stars) and those two obviously had references for their clientele as they needed to be verified to even gain membership. This is fairly typical of higher end agencies or organizations. All others (namely independents) did not require references, just an unblocked cell number and a couple a valid email. They only press for more information if they get a bad feeling while phone screening, but more often just reject in those cases as they aren't hurting for business.

    You were already debunked numerous times on the pink site by escorts for your lack of knowledge on the biz, of particular interest the $20k+ escorts. While you may feel to be big game in your local stripper motel-6 rounds or $200/hr craigslist girls, escorting is a much bigger circle.

    Third time, as I said, Kittie will see for herself when/if she pursues this any further. I'm not sure why you feel it important to turn her off on well reviewed or known Eros/Cityvibe women, or make her leary that any escort that offers discretion is obviously law enforcement. Of the commercial escorts, even polls on various escorting forums have shown a landslide of customers and escorts releasing they do not require references or personal information. I don't recommend it a practice, but many feel comfortable enough offerring anonymity and discretion to their customers, and only go that route when uncomfortable. Some higher end are wiser and do require it, but this is the smallest majority at this time.

    And as far as "reading"- I don't believe SHIT that I read. I only believe what I hear straight from the horses mouth, direct information. Even in the context of escort reviews... where I've sat laughing with an escort about her latest review talking about how many 'orgasms' the 4-inch wonder yielded and other hilarious things.
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    I suspect we can disagree without getting into personal belittlement comments. Can't we? Without caring who started saying what to whom, we can just disagree. Right?

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    Yes, can't we all just get along? That's no fun I guess.

    Anyways, I do have to backup PC here, my LE buddy told me they had no problems what-so-ever booking appointments when they called the escorts, and they called lots of them, just a bit of phone screening was all it took in most cases. Another point, LE is much more concerned, rightly or not, with the prostitute and not the john.

    Isn't it time prostitution become legalized?? Who's it hurting anyways?? It's not like it will ever be erradicated, why not just legalize it and try to regulate it better, IMO that would solve more problems than what we are currently doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25879#msg25879 date=1092493872
    But we decided that there might be too much potential for drama if he banged some girl and never called her again and way too much drama and work if he wanted to keep her around for booty calls on a more long-term basis. So calling an escort seemed like the most logical and hassle-free thing to do.
    sure, if all he wants is an easily (relatively speaking) obtained, but nice looking piece of ass. it's probably the most efficient method in comparison to the time, effort, money and the potential post-drama of going to some club and attempting to pick up some woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25879#msg25879 date=1092493872
    So how can he make sure that he'll be getting what he's looking for without getting ripped off, offending the escort, getting arrested, etc. I want my fiance to have a good time so if there is any advice you guys could give me I would really appreciate it.
    how not to get ripped off? since you're (he's) a newbie. that's a pretty complex question to answer. however, you're in luck. in some ways, it's a lot easier than the old days. in others ways, not much has changed since that time. anyway.....in my experience, the number of differences between an escort and a stripper is much smaller than the number of their similarities. as a customer, the principal of choosing the right stripper really isn't that much different from choosing the right escort.

    keep in mind, just like the sc. nothing is ever as quite as simple as a lot of people would lead you to believe. promising your the world customers while under delivering (or not delivering at all) is still in play. then again, like i said, some things never changed. it's a very old story in the sex industry. remember, if it seems so good to be true........

    1) do your homework: it's no different than using TUSCL or SCL to weed out the contact clubs from the air dance clubs. the other posters gave you some starting points. however, i would add the following caveat. use it only as a broad general reference for rates, incall or outcall service, contact info, etc. in addition, you can use it to somewhat gauge her genuineness, consistency and reliability in a limited fashion among the locals. escorts are no different than strippers in this respect. very much like strippers, you'll notice that there is a variable degree of flakiness among escorts. so, choose wisely.

    one more thing about escorts or review sites. treat it in the same manner as you would any post on SW or SCJ. don't believe everything you read. only use them as a very broad general reference, but don't attach a great deal of significance to any one piece of information that you've read (unless it comes from a very reliable source) without confirming the facts to your own satisfaction. hopefully, you'll begin to notice that some guys have very accurate info. some are just plain false, misleading or self-posted by escorts themselves. while others are cheerleading and grade inflated posts. for example, if some guy thinks an escort is the greatest thing since sliced bread..big deal..his tastes may not mesh with your tastes or he may be bullshitting you or he's just promoting his ATF. so, make sure you consider the source of any post in your decision making process as well. on a side note, some of the best info doesn't make it to the messageboards at all. i've found that the best info about escorts, strippers and agencies (above or below the radar) is exchanged among mongers through back channels. in any case, after awhile you'll learn to separate the players from the complete bullshitters.

    a) decide which route you are going to take. independent or agency. there are advantages and disadvantages to both.

    agencies: all agencies are not created equal. IMHO, depending on where you live, many are upselling, ROB, bait and switch, fly-by-night operations that are poorly run and the service runs from mediocre to terrible because the girls are either overworked, underpaid (among other things) or they simply don't belong in the business. however, in most major cities there are usually a few agencies that stand out above the rest in terms of a solid reputation among the mongers and a nice selection quality girls for the most part.

    independents: if you did your homework. you'll find that all independents are not equal, either. in general, i prefer independents to agencies. why? it's her livelihood and reputation on the line. as a result, i find that they tend to be work a bit harder in the customer satisfaction department. OTOH, if she develops a reputation for being unreliable or worse, word gets around the campfire pretty quick. many independents worked long and hard (no pun intended) to develop a solid reputation and want to keep it that way.

    one more thing about independent escorts and agency websites and escort advertising sites. it's no different than a sc where the talk is plentiful and cheap. so, while every dancer will try to give you the impression that she gives a great lap dance. as customers, we know that's not always the case.

    keep in mind, those type of sites are merely promotional and marketing tools, nothing more and it should be viewed as such. the ad copy you see is only slightly less informative than a commercial promoting a brand new cough syrup. pictures are fine, but they don't always tell the whole story. some escorts look exactly like their photos, WYSIWYG. some escorts photograph (in some cases, it's more like Photoshop very well ) well, but don't look as nice as their photos in person. some look more attractive in person than their photos and some photos of escorts are just plain old or fake. one more thing, if your fiance doesn't like her physical appearance or if she doesn't look like the same girl as depicted in the photos. i recommend that he cancels the appointment right on the spot. unsurprisingly, a number of guys have gotten burned this way by thinking with the little head and proceeding with the session.

    in short, don't give much weight to any type of advertisement or website without performing some due diligence on your part. futhermore, the same danger within some agencies also lies within escorts who tout themselves as "totally independent". yeah right , you see it quite a bit at times. girls popping in and out of the woodwork from nowhere like cockroaches. until you find out she's changed her name...oh...about ten times over the last year and they think no one is ever going to find out until she pulls that same scam in the next town. in addition, there are upsellers, ROBs, bait and switch, cash and dash, etc. so, choose wisely.

    2) know exactly what you want and find out who's gonna serve: again, it's no different than finding the right stripper. know exactly what type of physical attributes and the level of sexual sevices you're looking for before you make an appointment.

    futhermore, very much like the sc customer who needs a little bit more than a just hot looking stripper who gives very good high mileage laps. there are some mongers who require other intangibiles like "personality" or "conversation". OTOH, some guys are looking for a memorable, nice and nasty, total carnal experience. while others are looking for cuddling and vanilla sex or a maybe little bit of both. depending on what you are seeking, some escorts are much better choices than others. OTOH, some can't accommodate you at all. YMMV. so, choose wisely.


    3)find out who wants to earn your money: since your SO is new to this i would recommend a 2 hour appointment, if you find someone good. i usually prefer longer appointments unless circumstances dictate otherwise because i hate to rush. every major city has an average rate depending on your location. some girls cost more and some cost less. keep in mind, if you spend four or five times as much money per hour, does it follow that you're going to have a more enjoyable time? or, if you spend only half as much, does it follow that you're going to have a less enjoyable time? in my experience, that's not necessarily true in either case. it depends on a number of factors. ultimately, very much like strippers, there are some escorts that truly want earn your money (and then some) and there are some who are only interested in doing the bare minimum necessary. beyond that everything else is just marketing. so, choose wisely.


    in closing, seeking an good escort is no different than seeking a good stripper. you have numerous choices. so, it pays to be able to separate the wheat from the chaff. you can have a very nice time or a pretty mundane time or can simply get ripped off. i recommend that your SO starts off with either a local escort or agency with a solid rep which meets his requirements.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25879#msg25879 date=1092493872
    So how can he make sure that he'll be getting what he's looking for without getting ripped off, offending the escort, getting arrested, etc. I want my fiance to have a good time so if there is any advice you guys could give me I would really appreciate it.
    how not to offend the escort? it's pretty simple...generally speaking, if this is a first meeting.

    1) hygiene. obviously, this is of the upmost importance. like i said, strippers are not that much different than escorts. so, shower, shave, trim your nails, go easy on the colonge, etc. oh, and trim or shave your pubic area including your sack. no escort likes to teabag a scrotum that looks like a Chia pet.

    2) don't talk about money and/or sex in any form of communication or conversation. you should know all that info ahead of time. that kind of talk makes escorts uncomfortable and paranoid (if she has any brains at all) about LE.

    3)follow her lead. if she asks you to take off your clothes. strip down to your bare ass. don't hand her the money or wait until after the act and just leave it on the bathroom sink or a clearly visible area.

    4)enjoy
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    Well, mr_punk... you certainly have your moments... and that was one of them.

    Excellent post.
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    Default Update!---such a hassle.....

    I guess we really are new at this. It just seems like finding an escort is more of a hassle than we initially thought. And by finding one, I mean finding one that is available.

    Friday night he called an agency about 2 girls he liked. He wanted to know if they did incall and the agency said that they did, but that neither girl was available that evening, but they had openings the next night.

    Saturday night......he calls back and is told that both of the girls are again booked up for the evening, and that by-the-way someone misinformed him and they do NOT do incalls. So he calls a different agency and inquires about 4 of their girls. They said that his first two choices should be available and that they would page the girls and then call him back within the hour.........several hours go by, so he calls the agency and they said that those two weren't answering their pages and would he like to have them page the other two. He told them no thanks and at this point calls me to tell me how frustrated he is with these agencies. Basically he decides to just say fuck it and forget about the agencies. I think he was just really pissed off about the lack of professionalism. It's like if you don't have any available girls then don't say that you do.

    So anyways, he's says he's done with the idea of calling an escort.......don't know if he's done with it for good or if he's just pouting about getting the run-around. Anyways I thought I'd start checking into some independent escorts in our area and see if I can come up with something to surprise him with.

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    Kittie, my only experience has been through independents but Ive heard stories relating similar agency experiences that your SO went through. I imagine it was pretty frustrating and fairly typical.

    When I asked for PC's personal experiences I was referring to info he could provide from his experiences actually contracting escort dates, not driving them around or doing web sites for them. But Im sure buried in his braggidocio, there is some useful information .

    Mr_P is a true hobbyist from what I understand and has on many occasions plunked down his unmarked envelope on the dresser. What he says, in my experience, not only applies to my $200/hr motel 6 skanks but also to PC's $20K high class hookers The key is to be careful and use common sense. And you will need to supply references or be willing to give up personal information in most cases.

    I dont know if its been mentioned or not but another site to take a peek at is ASPD. Like most excort sites there is a lot of bs there but you can get an overall feel for what youre getting into and the risks involved. Pay particular attention to posts regarding references and personal information requirements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25930#msg25930 date=1092677955
    They said that his first two choices should be available and that they would page the girls and then call him back within the hour.........several hours go by, so he calls the agency and they said that those two weren't answering their pages and would he like to have them page the other two.
    he waited several hours?....the girls don't answer their pages?.....sigh..consider yourself lucky that no one did show up. in any case, if an escort did actually show up, it probably would have been the quickest lay he ever had in his life. best case scenario, she would have rushed him thru the process (because the agency is probably working them at a very high volume) at the speed of sound and you can forget about multiple pops.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25930#msg25930 date=1092677955
    Basically he decides to just say fuck it and forget about the agencies. I think he was just really pissed off about the lack of professionalism. It's like if you don't have any available girls then don't say that you do.
    unfortunately, that can be a fairly pretty typical experience, if you don't do your homework. like i said, it isn't quite as easy as some people would lead you to believe.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25930#msg25930 date=1092677955
    Anyways I thought I'd start checking into some independent escorts in our area and see if I can come up with something to surprise him with.
    an excellent choice. depending on whom you choose, it can be a less frustrating process. like i mentioned before, find an indy with a solid rep. it's a good idea to plan the appointment ahead of time. some escorts rarely book last minute appointments, especially for people they don't know. during the initial contact be completely candid about your lack of experience. if she asks you for info, be helpful and give it to her. it's also a good idea to be prepared for rejection. for various reasons, sometimes these just don't work out, especially if you're starting out. however, if you show some patience. i'm sure you'll get exactly what you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25933#msg25933 date=1092698665

    an excellent choice. depending on whom you choose, it can be a less frustrating process. like i mentioned before, find an indy with a solid rep. it's a good idea to plan the appointment ahead of time. some escorts rarely book last minute appointments, especially for people they don't know. during the initial contact be completely candid about your lack of experience. if she asks you for info, be helpful and give it to her. it's also a good idea to be prepared for rejection. for various reasons, sometimes these just don't work out, especially if you're starting out. however, if you show some patience. i'm sure you'll get exactly what you want.
    My point exactly. I tried to book with an independent escort in Indianapolis about a year ago. We chatted on yahoo blah blah but because I had no references and was unwilling to give her the info she wanted, she declined. Since then I now have references and she is most anxious to book an appointment with me. She showed proper disgression and should I choose to set up a date with her I will know that Im dealing with a professional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25926#msg25926 date=1092637117
    Well, mr_punk... you certainly have your moments... and that was one of them. Excellent post.
    i'm so glad it meets with your approval , but no thanks......in the meantime, quit trying to hang on to my sack as if i consider you to be my peer in this matter and you can save the facile compliments for someone who actually gives a crap. frankly, there are only a few of guys on this board with actual experience who could have answered her question with a degree of detail and competency and i never considered you to be one of them. you always came off as a bit of an amateur, but now i can see that you're a more of a complete poser.

    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25904#msg25904 date=1092529582
    You were already debunked numerous times on the pink site by escorts for your lack of knowledge on the biz, of particular interest the $20k+ escorts.
    oh really? is that supposed to imply that opposed to FBR, you have some actual intimate knowledge of the "biz"? i hope not that not the case because posting the URLs to a couple whoreboards and escort advertising sites doesn't count for actual experience, either. it just means you know how to use Google...that's all. oh, that's right. i almost forgot that in addition to your duties as amature shrink/bouncer. we can now add webmaster/drug counselor/suitcase pimp/driver to the mix. whatever....what's next? let me guess, you were a towel boy on a porn set?

    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25902#msg25902 date=1092527256
    There are always risks associated with using escorts, but this is the reason sites like the erotic review and bigdoggie exist.
    "There are always risks associated with using escorts". oh my, you have quite a grasp of the obvious. FBR is correct. you are doing her a disservice by not mentioning some of the potential pitfalls and risks, but the reason why you didn't is pretty clear. as usual, you conveniently never bothered to mention those risks because you had no clue in the first place. your post was bland, insipid and lacking in any kind of the useful details that anyone in the "biz" would know. she wants to know what to expect and how not to get ripped off and you give her advice that was about as useful as a horoscope in the sunday paper. if she follows your glib advice. her fiance might get what he wants or he might end up with 300lb wildebeest who doesn't take kindly to canceled appointments. however, your second sentence was the most stunning piece of doltish and half-witted logic, i've seen since...shit... your last post.

    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=1643;start=msg25902#msg25902 date=1092527256
    All polls have always shown the smallest percentage of escorts require references or personal information.
    you're just kidding around, right? let me get this straight, you're trying to bolster an argument by invoking some "poll" from an internet...........whoreboard???? can you be any more ridiculous? if you have to resort to using a poll from freaking whoreboard as a substitute for your lack of actual experience in the "biz". now, i definately know you're a poser who doesn't have a clue. look, if you want to give considerable weight to what is at best, a very informal internet poll that lacks any kind of statistical robustness or meaning for that matter, fine by me. i also have some beach front property i would like to sell you in the middle of the Sahara Desert. hell, there have plenty of polls on SCJ or SW, but who in their right mind would reach any type of conclusion or meaning from a poll on a stripper board? oh that's right, you would be that type of individual. what's next, you going to tell us that "4 out of 5 say that dentists say that [insert brand name toothpaste here] prevents tooth decay"? a poll from a whoreboard....unbelievable.
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