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    Default Help... This is weird but completely true.

    I'm wondering if anybody has heard of this happening and might be able to offer some advice. I've been seeing this new girlfriend for a few weeks, have only had sex one time (Wednesday) and had a major argument last night that I think may have damaged the relationship irrepairably, and am really devastated because I really clicked with her better than anyone I remember and have had an endless series of tumultuous relationships.

    But that's not what this post is about. This girl was pretty aggressive sexually and seemed like she would not be easy to please, so when I went down on her I tried hard to do a good job and was super aggressive and she seemed to really like it. However, the next day I noticed that the bottom of my tongue was really sore. I looked at it in the mirror and noticed that part of the tissue that connects the bottom of your tongue to the mouth cavity had ripped away and it looks all frayed and white and kind of gross. Has anybody ever heard of this happening? It looks like it might be getting worse, and I'm worried it might have gotten infected, but it is not red in color but white. I'm not sure if I should go to a doctor or not. I'm a little embarrassed to go in there and describe what happened and stuff. I don't know, maybe I should look at it as a badge of honor or something. I'm able to stick my tongue out farther now, so maybe my oral technique will be better, I don't know yet. Anyway, I repeat that this is completely true, and would appreciate any relevant comments. Thanks.

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    Default Re:Help... This is weird but completely true.

    Thwhadidyouthay?

    OK...not really relevant. No , I've never heard of it before. If you are afraid you got something, go see a doctor. When you explain it you maybe you'll pick up a nurse or two.

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    ML, your lingual frenum (see pics below) may have been too forward and/or short, restricting the range of motion you need. You gave yourself a frenotomy, and a dentist should complete the incision or &#039;cut&#039; to free the tongue and allow for a greater range of motion.

    I&#039;m with sad, you need to find a CWN (cute wild nurse). Then if you get injured during sex, she&#039;ll know how to make everything better. Mine explained what happened to your tongue.

    I&#039;m also concerned that you&#039;re trying too hard. Check out Internal Affairs, starring Richard Gere as a corrupt LA cop. Watch the scene where he&#039;s lying on a bed in full uniform, talking on a phone while a cowgirl is having multiple orgasms on him. No effort on his part at all, but he has the attitude.

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    Why do you need to stick your tongue out that far anyway? Are you trying to put it inside her? Some girls like that stuff I guess, it doesn&#039;t do much for me. Focus on the clit exclusively next time and use your fingers.....good luck dude

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    NOOOOO Clit please, I am way thee other side Katrine,
    Don&#039;t lick me like I am a damn ice cream cone, get in there bury your tongue and eat me !!!!

    I am an all out grab you by the ears, and you better take a big ole breath cause your not coming up for a while........ LOL

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    I try to spend equal time on both locations

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilCyn link=board=1;threadid=1644;start=msg25990#msg25990 date=1093012661
    NOOOOO Clit please, I am way thee other side Katrine,
    Don&#039;t lick me like I am a damn ice cream cone, get in there bury your tongue and eat me !!!!

    I am an all out grab you by the ears, and you better take a big ole breath cause your not coming up for a while........ LOL

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    Hey Everyone,

    I haven&#039;t been able to login here for awhile and am just checking back in now. I&#039;m used to concentrating on the clit when I&#039;m down there, but she seems to be more into me just sucking the hell out of everything and inserting my tongue inside. She&#039;s kinda bossy and will shout out commands at me like "Stop fucking around and tongue-fuck me baby!"
    I got back together with the lady in question and things are going really well. The tongue was healing nicely, but I keep reinjuring it, as we are engaging in regular hot, sweaty gymnastic fucking and it&#039;s difficult to remember not to get the tongue overworked. She&#039;s into really aggressive sex and one of her most favorite things is for me to bite her hard during our lovemaking. I&#039;ve never really done that before, but am getting into it. Take care Ya&#039;ll.....

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    ML good to see your posts Ive missed your sorry ass LOL

    Sounds like it was some wierd medical phenomenon. Your lady sounds fun as hell A woman who knows what she likes is damn special

    Dont be a stranger bud

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    ML, you might have thrush. It&#039;s a yeast infection common in infants, characterized by a sore mouth and white "stuff" on the tongue, gums or inner cheek. Occasionally the "stuff" bleeds if you poke at it. A good anti-fungal agent (gentian violet, Mystatin) will clear it up, and it is contagious. In other words, you may have caught a yeast infection from her.
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