Results 1 to 16 of 16

Thread: I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

  1. #1
    Veteran Member merely_lurking's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Houston, Texas and Worldwide
    Posts
    671
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    The subtle but persistent signs are there. Feeling like I have to pee all the time and a slight feeling of pressure in my ballsac. I hate that Chlamydia test where they have to swab the inside of your peehole, that shit really hurts. I understand there is a newer test where they don't have to jam anything into your peehole and is only slightly less reliable. Has anyone partaken of this test? Is it pricey? I think I picked it up from a sketchy encounter I had just before I met my new girlfriend (I think the symptoms began before we started having sex), but I may blame her of giving it to me just to beat her to the punch.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

  2. #2
    Featured Member polecat's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    1,391
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Chlamadia can now be tested through a standard urine sample.

    A "Big 4" STD test (HSV I/II, Gonn, Clym, HIV) can be done simply through a blood sample and urine test now. AIM (Calif) is about $100 for this round if you have one near.. else Planned Parenhood offers this series for $20 - $120 ($120 normal price, but as they are a non-profit, they also offer a 'pay what you can afford' plan. )

    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

  3. #3
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....



    You're so fucking funny. Tell your girlfriend now before her reproductive organs are destroyed and she becomes infertile and has to deal with chronic pain for the rest of her life.

    Better idea, post this on the pink site!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  4. #4
    God/dess Silverback's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    On board the Kobayashi Maru
    Posts
    2,387
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26283#msg26283 date=1094200213
    Better idea, post this on the pink site!
    Right then, crusifiction! Off you go!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

  5. #5
    Veteran Member merely_lurking's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Houston, Texas and Worldwide
    Posts
    671
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26283#msg26283 date=1094200213


    You're so fucking funny. Tell your girlfriend now before her reproductive organs are destroyed and she becomes infertile and has to deal with chronic pain for the rest of her life.

    Better idea, post this on the pink site!
    Okay, you asked for it. I'll cut and paste this and put it in the customer conversation section for those lovely pink ladies.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

  6. #6
    Veteran Member goldclubbing's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    439
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    STD's always make me happy to be monogomous.

  7. #7
    Featured Member polecat's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Bay Area, CA
    Posts
    1,391
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Ugh.. I'm guilty of skimming the post and picking out only the part I responded to. The part Kat is talkin' about (and reading it now):

    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26277#msg26277 date=1094182423
    I think I picked it up from a sketchy encounter I had just before I met my new girlfriend (I think the symptoms began before we started having sex), but I may blame her of giving it to me just to beat her to the punch.
    That's some pretty fucked up shit there, man. About to accuse someone possibly innocent of something your happy ass went and got from a 'sketch encounter'...

    It should also go without saying that testing for clamydia has been 'swab-less' for quite some time, so you're obviously out fucking around without getting tested regularly. My last several tests were without the painful dick swab.

    I only hope your new girlfriend has been tested recently so as her clean printouts and partner history can debunk your accusation... and see you for what you are.

    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

  8. #8
    Veteran Member merely_lurking's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Houston, Texas and Worldwide
    Posts
    671
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26294#msg26294 date=1094247587
    That's some pretty fucked up shit there, man. About to accuse someone possibly innocent of something your happy ass went and got from a 'sketch encounter'...
    Innocent would not be an accurate description of her.

    It should also go without saying that testing for clamydia has been 'swab-less' for quite some time, so you're obviously out fucking around without getting tested regularly. My last several tests were without the painful dick swab.
    I got tested a little over a year ago. It's just that I used to go to the free clinic that doesn't use the most updated technology, and am not all that educated about the different testing procedures.

    I only hope your new girlfriend has been tested recently so as her clean printouts and partner history can debunk your accusation... and see you for what you are.
    And what might that be.... I'm dying with anticipation...... Yawn.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

  9. #9
    Veteran Member Adina's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2002
    Location
    San Francisco, CA and New York, NY
    Posts
    487
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26295#msg26295 date=1094250305


    I got tested a little over a year ago. It's just that I used to go to the free clinic that doesn't use the most updated technology, and am not all that educated about the different testing procedures.
    And apparently you aren't all that educated about the most basic preventative measure - using a condom.

    And what might that be.... I'm dying with anticipation...... Yawn.
    It's understandable that you feel so disempowered by your mommy, your female boss, or that chick that wouldn't go with your pimply ass to the prom that you resort to inventing a swinging-dick internet persona to compensate for your inadequacies. However, others don't share your nonchalant attitude about a disease that could potentially render someone sterile. May your prick rot and fall off - not that you'd be losing much length anyway...an inch maybe, hee hee.

  10. #10
    Veteran Member merely_lurking's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Houston, Texas and Worldwide
    Posts
    671
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Adina link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26296#msg26296 date=1094253826
    It's understandable that you feel so disempowered by your mommy, your female boss, or that chick that wouldn't go with your pimply ass to the prom that you resort to inventing a swinging-dick internet persona to compensate for your inadequacies. However, others don't share your nonchalant attitude about a disease that could potentially render someone sterile. May your prick rot and fall off - not that you'd be losing much length anyway...an inch maybe, hee hee.
    I'm totally comfortable with my inadequacies these days. You'll be happy to learn that I'm packing a whopping six inches of solid man meat. I'm not intimidated but rather attracted to strong-minded women, just not the ones that are completely full of shit, or if that doesn't exist, the ones that are slightly less full of shit.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

  11. #11
    Featured Member Lilith's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    1,309
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Merely_Lurking, you are hysterical. The thing is, no one can just make shit up like this thread. Awesome.

    Anyways....

    If she has half a brain, she'll know you're lying out your ass. Guys can be symptomless for months, maybe longer. Not so with women. "Yeah, I started having symptoms after we had sex and it turns out you gave me a really nasty case of chlamydia in only a week. Nasty bitch." If she actually falls for that line of shit then dump her... after you pay for her antibiotics.

    And you guys say I'm being an old stick-in-the-mud for asking you to have some discretion. Dude, wrap it up. You're old enough to know better, and old enough to know that it could have been a lot worse. Be more careful.
    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

  12. #12
    Senior Member JimLovesJazz's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    129
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26444#msg26444 date=1094789656
    Dude, wrap it up. You're old enough to know better, and old enough to know that it could have been a lot worse. Be more careful.
    Yes, please wrap it up ! Next time you could pass or get something that could kill you or someone else. Maybe you don't care about yourself but it's not just your own health on the line.


  13. #13
    Big D
    Guest

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    mmmm all this talk about drippy dicks is making me....never mind!

    Thanks for the giggel tho'

    D

  14. #14
    God/dess erotictonic's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Watching lalaland
    Posts
    2,307
    Thanks
    17
    Thanked 39 Times in 34 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Why do people have sex without condoms? Don't they realize they are putting their own lives in danger? If they don't even care about their own livelihood, then how could they possibly care about their fellow man's?

    How do men get this unattractive and filthy?

  15. #15
    Veteran Member merely_lurking's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Houston, Texas and Worldwide
    Posts
    671
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=1668;start=msg26654#msg26654 date=1096030501
    How do men get this unattractive and filthy?
    I'm not actually unattractive. If you saw me out at a bar or somewhere, you would cream your panties spontaneously.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

  16. #16
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Troll with an inverted Shar Pei penis. Please get help before the infection spreads to the rest of your body. Then take a long walk off a short pier.

Similar Threads

  1. What would you do if someone gave you chlamydia?
    By Hello_Kitty27 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 07-08-2008, 05:42 PM
  2. She has Chlamydia should I tell on her?
    By kaiarose in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 04-04-2008, 05:11 PM
  3. Chlamydia
    By cameron_keys in forum Body Business
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 04-28-2007, 04:32 PM
  4. I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....
    By merely_lurking in forum Customer Conversation
    Replies: 67
    Last Post: 09-15-2004, 05:39 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •