you go to a sc, pay the cover, find a hot looking stripper with a loose set of sexual morals, you lube up your finger and just when things are starting to heat up. she unleashes a salvo of verbal/physical saltpeter. for the guys into the fantasy/personality thing. i suppose it would be akin to finding out that a stripper is married, attached, has kids, isn't studying to be a nurse, isn't a virgin, is flakier than a seven dollar bill, or that you're really not special.
it could be something as simple as a physical act like pinching/biting a customers nipples. how about a strippers putting a little too much english with the "rubbing her knee against his groin" trick or a stripper making the profound discovery while stick-shifting that a penis really isn't that flexible. in both cases, the customer usually ends up on the floor in the fetal position, screaming like a little girl. my only point is that sometimes, there is a moment during the customer/dancer interaction whereas the dancer says or does something to turn-off the customer in some way.
occasionally, i'll get asked the question, "so, are you married?". i'll answer yes or no depending on the circumstances and think nothing of it. like i said, i only get asked the question ocassionally. under normal circumstances, i probably wouldn't have given it a second thought.
recently, due to random chance, i've been asked that question quite a bit [ 2 strippers and one escort ] over a short period of time and it irritated me. Why? 1) in the case of the escort, she should know better not to ask that question. 2) in the case of the strippers, if they're are so curious about my martial status, could you at least wait until the end of the dance or ask before? it kinda kills my boner when i have to change gears like that midstream. so, if i'm getting an LD with some very good mileage and my pants are unzipped and willy is free. now is not a good time to play Sherlock Holmes. as much as i would like to say, "quit being nosy, bitch and just gimmie a blowjob!". do you think that method would royally screw up my chances for a BJ?
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another example, i buy dances from this one stripper. however, she has one problem. she's always been a bit of a chatty cathy, but the mileage is excellent. one night, i settled in for what i thought was going to be another memorable high mileage lap from her. anyway, while grabbing her ass like a nerf football during the LD. i made an innocuous complimentary remark about the quality of her ass skin. so, instead of just accepting the compliment gracefully by saying nothing or even just a simple "thank you". she mentioned that she when she had her baby. she put some crap on her skin to keep it soft. whatever, i didn't really need to know that, but since i had a a nipple in my mouth. who was i to argue? then she mentioned [without any prompting from myself] that her boyfriend physically abused her during her pregnancy in graphic detail. "why did she telling me this?", i thought to myself. however, the icing on the cake was when she stopped blabbering long enough to ask me why willy turned into wee willy. i was done for the night. geez, do i have to start carrying a syringe of Caverject with me into a sc?
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. do you think that method would royally screw up my chances for a BJ? 
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OMG......sorry. Ok, I know this situation wasn't really all that humorous but I just got this mental picture of a deflating boner.............
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