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    Default sex work and taxes

    http://www.oaklandtribune.com/Stories/0,1413,82%257E1865%257E2414505,00.html

    a few random thoughts that crossed my mind as i read the article:

    1) i wouldn't want this to happen to my worst enemy.
    2) there really is no such thing as honor among thieves. so, keep your f#*#ing mouth shut and be careful who you let into your inner circle.
    3) while i'm sure all sex workers pay their taxes. if you're going to cheat, at least hire someone who is knowledgeable in the area of cheating....er..i mean, someone who going to protect your financial interests.
    4) civil asset forfeiture laws is a goverment scam.
    5) What's the old saying? A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a
    client.
    6) she has a great ass.
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    Default Re:sex work and taxes

    Here is where she fucked up:
    The complaint notes Schultz's tax returns reported only $28,717 in income from 1997 through 2002, but investigators found she deposited more than $45,000 cash to an account she'd opened at a Washington, D.C., Bank of America branch in 2002. Those deposits slacked off after she opened an Oakland safe deposit box from which agents seized cash in January.
    Hullo, everything is traceable these days! She should have reported more income and not opened up multiple accounts and gotten safe deposit boxes in her damn name!

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