I look so bad.
MW: Are you kidding? You look soo edible.
No I don’t. I’ve cut my hair and haven’t danced in a month. My knees hurt.
MW: (massaging knees) Do you remember that offer I made you awhile ago?
Yes. (grinning)
MW: Are you still down?
Of course I am. great
MW: Cool.
What are we going to get into?
MW: We can do whatever comes naturally.
Hmm.. whatever comes naturally..(smiling and pondering)
MW: Can I be very frank with you?
You know you can.
MW: (leaning over and whispering in her ear) I would like nothing more than to lie you down and do things that make you smile uncontrollably.
I would like the exact same thing.
I’m just not comfortable with the money aspect. It makes me feel like a prostitute. I was a little drunk that night you asked. We don’t even need to involve money. I’m still down. I've wanted to do you since I laid eyes on you.
MW: (gathering self knowing the next words that exit my mouth could make or break things) I only offered money because I figured you could use a little extra pocket money. I'll tell you what. Let’s just say that if you ever needed some money, within reason, I would help out.
Ok. Now I like that much better. I just ditched my fuck friend before going on my trip. I need a new one. propeller
MW: I can be your fuck friend and so much more.
But you live so far away. You don’t mind driving?
(I’m about a 20-30 minute drive from her. no sweat)
MW: Not at all. I just purchased a new car remember? Distance is not an issue.
MW: So tell me a bit more about this fuck friend.
Well, he had a huge dick. I remember when I first saw it I said you aren’t putting that in me. Then I tried it and got used to it. I began to love it. A year or so ago I had sex with this guy that was no longer than a cigarette lighter. Total turn off.
MW: So you like being filled. Well, as you know, huge is not an issue with me.
(I’m pretty sure she was blushing)
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