HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MUAH*MUAH*MUAH*
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MUAH*MUAH*MUAH*
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hope you are going to have a wonderful day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
Happy Birthday to the most diabolical (yet sweetest) Monkey ever.
*muah* Mojo, I hope you have a most excellent day.
~Hugs~
Rhi




Happy birthday mojo!!!!!!!!! I owe you a birthday dance.
Hope you have lot's of fun!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I love the smilies.
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'Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.'
T.S Eliot
I believe you Dottie and you have my support





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Hope you have the most awesome birthday ever!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CRAZY MONKEY!!
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Happy Birthday, Dude!
>>>Sad<<<





It was nice meeting you in chat, Mojo... happiest birthday!![]()
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Happy B-J, oops I mean Happy B-day, Mojy!
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Hope ya have a Very Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....![]()
Happy birthday mofo!
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I should be officially blond instead of brunette, I didn't see this thread...LOL!
Happy Birthday Mojo Jojo!! xoxoxox
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Mr. Preside.... I mean Mojo
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Bettie
xoxoxoxoxox
Happy Birthday
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Thank you all so much....so very much. Truly, I wish you'd all been at the bar with me. Or in my bed. Especially you, Blade. I have room for you right next to me under the covers. (oh...gross....now there's an image)
Things I have learned in my 35 years of existence....
Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors
...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
With that, I bid my birthday adieu and say that we are now on to the next one. Again, I thank you all. What a pleasure it is to have anyone care enough to say so. Truly, it was a birthday gift.
........................it's morning...................I think I'm still drunk.
EDIT:
I got the Star Wars Trilogy...yes...I am a geek.
Last edited by MojoJojo; 10-12-2004 at 03:56 AM. Reason: cuz I wanna!
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Happy Birthday!!!!Monkeys are my favorite by the way.
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." - Bertrand Russell
"It's just a matter of people having low self esteem and being way too easily offended." -Random Guy on a Internet Forum
In other words: Boo-motherfucking-hoo
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Happy Birthday Munky Man!!!!!!!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.![]()
happy birthday buttercup Mojo!





HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
And... um... may the force be with you....
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Because there ain't no tits on the radio
HEY YOU CRAZY ASS MONKEY! I AM LATE... HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A BANANA!!!!! Happy birthday!![]()
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
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