The more you listen, the more words and phrases you hear..

Stripper cheese: From SW. It's the smell/coating on everything you bring to a club. Cigarette tar, smoke, cheap perfume, bodily fluids, spilled drinks, whatever.

Crash call: The call you get from a dancer when she crashes her car (I've gotten four from two dancers) OR the call you get at 4AM when she crashes off drugs and alcohol. They sound almost the same.

PDOM: Professional dirty old man. I like the sound of that.