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    Funny Idiot

    So last night this guy comes in and asks the bartender for $200 in ones. He takes the cash and starts throwing it up in the air through the entire club, about 50 bills at a time. Customers were getting up and pocketing the cash! A few of the girls started picking up the money off the floor. As we approached him to thank him for the donation, he starts ordering shots from the bar and when he would get the shot he would look at it and then say "cheers" and poor it on the floor! He started shouting, "I can do what ever the hell I want in here"... The bouncer heard the statements and regardless of the money, threw him out for his behavior. I guess he was really trying to boost his ego...What an idiot.. LOL



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    That's just crazy! Why didn't you aproach (sp?) him and let him know that throwing the money on stage would get him a better response? I would've made eye contact with this man, than ask if he wanted to have a drink with me. This way his attention was on me and he wouldn't have done something so stupid.

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    Some guy's are just on a power trip !

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    I agree, however he would've gotten the same power trip throwin the money on stage. Instead he wasted it.

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    I saw the thread title and thought I was going to have to defend myself.

    OK, go about your posting.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    I saw the thread title and thought I was going to have to defend myself.

    OK, go about your posting.
    LOL at Silverback....- Actually, there were 5 of us that approached him and he has done this on stage before. We have no idea why he was acting up. By the time anyone could have sat down with him and a drink, the bouncer was throwing him out..



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    Speaking of idiots - Vaden...(kidding)...seriously, your PM box is full...and who is Payton and why does she have your avatar?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    I deleted tons of messages....

    What do you mean? Someone has my avatar?!!!!!!!

    We need to inform her that it is a picture of me!!!!




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    Hi, I am Payton and I had Vaden's Avatar.

    I really didn't know it was a real person and have been duly informed by Miss Vaden of my faux pas. I beg forgiveness and would like to blame it on my newbie status. As you can see, the problem has been remedied--at least I am fairly certain my current avatar is not an actual picture of anyone on this site) .

    I come in peace. (Actually, I tend to be quite loud at times...oh, wait, that's a different board)

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    Forgiven, you sexy little fairie you!



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    Payton - Vaden has forgiven you, so all is well. Please...please feel free to be loud and obnixous. I need someone to take some heat offa me.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Hey Monkey Man!

    I feel like being loud and obnoxious today!



    LMAO.......



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    Default Re: Funny Idiot

    jeesh a loud obnoxious hottie, whats next I'm gonna become politically fuckin correct?

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    HEY!! That's a pic of ME, payton!!

    Blade, the day you become PC is the day that I go and kiss a horse's ass. So just you make sure that doesn't happen in this lifetime! LOL

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    You heard her, Blade....hurry up and become PC so I can get that kiss she just referred to!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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