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    Has anyone ever witnessed something similar ?

    The Smoking Gun would love to feel Paul Shimkonis's pain. In late-June, the Florida man filed this lawsuit against the Clearwater strip joint at which his bachelor party was held. Seems that the evening's featured attraction, one Tawny Peaks (not her real name), thrust her 69-HH breasts (not their real size) into Shimkonis's face, supposedly causing his head to jerk backwards, resulting in an assortment of injuries. But instead of letting a local jury hear his’ case, Shimkonis decided to air his grievance before TV's People's Court, Judge Ed Koch presiding. The show doesn't air until September, but we hear Ms. Peaks came out on top, so to speak. (3 pages)

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/shimkonis2.html

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    LOL He tried to sue her for $15,000? Jeebus.


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    Hell...........I'd take one for FREE!! hehehehhehe Even IF I do get whiplash
    I've heard that a good signiture sets you apart from everyone.
    Well......is this good enough???

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    As long as there have been large breasted features there have been bullshit lawsuits against them, this is just another case of them. I hope the fucker loses.

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    This happened a while ago didn't it? How can the system be so fucked up as to waste time with petty lawsuits like this when you have murderers, rapist, ad the rest of the delinquents out there poisoning our society? What a boob......(hehehe)

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    This isn't a criminal lawsuit, so it wont ever go to a criminal trial. Unfortunately it has nothing to do with the criminal justice system even though bone head guys like him should be thrown in jail for a week and see if they like it. The civil justice system and the criminal justice system are 2 totally different entities (sp?). Honestly both dont work all that well anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hottie7268
    This happened a while ago didn't it?
    Yes. The incident in question happened in 1996. The lawsuit was filed in 1998 and the case was decided on the People's court.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    I hope the fucker loses.
    Yes, he lost.

    http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues...6/c02col16.htm

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    Its all fun and games till someone looses an eye.

    Not to start flames here,but i have seen guys get really fucked up on stage over my career by a girl who was mad at her boyfriend or men in general.
    I have also seen many girls hurt when guys are on stage for bach parties or bday specials.

    Its unscripted and imo opens up a can of worms that can always lead to bad things.

    We see alot of top names on the touring side of this industry,and for the most part,they dont bring customers onto the stage as much as they used to from what i see.

    Maybe the lawsuits are part of the reason.
    Maybe the clubs should follow the example.

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