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    Lets Laugh At Ourselves!!!

    What was the most embarrasing moment that happened while you were working?
    I know that you ladies are all very gracefull and lovely --but we ALL have had our unglamorus moments!! LOL
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    Tampon string.

    need I say more??

    arghh

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    On Thursday I gave myself a little cut on the back of my leg shaving, but it didn't really bleed at the time. Well, I did a dance for a guy and it must have opened up when my legs touched his. When I walked away, I had blood ALL over the back of my leg, running downwards. It definitely looked like I had gotten my period all over. I just waited in the dressing room and applied pressure until it stopped bleeding. Yuck!

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    I fell on my butt on stage--legs went up in the air and everything.

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    lol same here i just fell from a small pole..hehe...got up and finnished dancing like a trooper...*Dizzy and all*


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    Did a private dance and when I was done and putting my dress back on, tripped my ass up and went sprawled on the floor. heh heh...yeah, that was fun...LOL

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    This one was bad... making rounds saying hello to customers. My lucite heel broke causing me to fall and bust my chin open on one of the tables. It hurt like hell.

    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha
    This one was bad... making rounds saying hello to customers. My lucite heel broke causing me to fall and bust my chin open on one of the tables. It hurt like hell.
    OMFG! Poor girl..........I have a pair of those, now I am going to be thinking of that all the time....



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    I had a bad tampon experience recently too. Amazing how many people tip you when they realize that YOU realize something is wrong and are trying to hide it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sandi_g
    I had a bad tampon experience recently too. Amazing how many people tip you when they realize that YOU realize something is wrong and are trying to hide it!
    LOL i kno...They do that!....That happend when i had a string incident...


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    Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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    I was all jolly one night at work and was dancing with one of the customers in the champagne room. He didn't have his glasses on and stepped on one of my foot and I tripped over and we both fell. My shoe went flying in the opposite direction and it was so dark I was literally crawling on the floor trying to look for it. It was so embarrassing.

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    I had shoes that were kind of like these ones but in plastic and they were not adjusted for me and were a little bit too big I was doing my stage and they would always move and I almost lost my balance so I jumped out of them ! But I didn't felt !

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    I once did an unintentional backwards summersault right off the stage while trying out a new floor move. Landed on my feet, though, so I don't think most customers thought it was a mistake -- just a weird, not-too-sexy move.

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    lmao!! its great that u can keep going like a trooper!! (u guys are great!!) During my domming years--i had a regular that i was trying out some new rope bondage that i had learned. I tying him to a chair and the rope was alot stiffer than the stuff i normally used, so it wouldnt knot and the ropes kept coming undone--it made me look like i had no idea what i was doing. i must have been messing w/ it a long time because my client started giggling, he got me laughing and the next thing u know---we were both on the floor cracking up till we teared!!!
    Keep Em Coming!!
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    Bad asthma attack in the middle of a set.

    Had to sit down on the stage, have someone bring me some water AND my inhaler.

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    I smacked my face on the pole during a fast spin-turn. My best pal saw it. No harm done, though.

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    I've fallen off the pole due to baby oil, fallen on the floor due to poor floor and shoes, and don't get me started on tampons strings

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    I broke a guy's nose by accident, kicked him with my heel going around the pole. That was embarrasing. Have knocked over too many beers to count, lol!

    Slipped on stage due to whipped cream residue, fell on my butt .

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    I once got knocked thahellout on stage by another dancer, who was learning to flip upside down on the pole. Can we say shoe to the head?
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    I hit myself in the face with my own knee while bending over in a lap dance.

    I also spun around the pole and my shoe flew into the ice....they had to get all new ice.

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    K, I've kicked in the head and been kicked in the head, but the funniest sh## ever was this one night, I was getting dressed before my shift, went out to do a dance, and midway through, realized, I forgot to change my panties to my g-string!!!! Luckily, they were both black and the customer would have never known, had I not died of embarrasment in his lap once I noticed. He thought it was funny as hell and it became a longstanding joke between us.

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    I had just gotten my period one night without realizing and ragged all over some guy's leg. luckily for me he didn't notice or just didn't say anything.

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    omg concubine!!! I had a good friend get hers when we were talking to some guys about our party we were going to have (sitting on a bench) and when she went to move.. blood everywhere! I told her to stay there, and told her to look down when the guys left.

    blood everywhere.. i grabbed a bunch of towels from inside... She was eaten up with embaressment..

    god, i miss that chica!

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    I farted during a private dance..... it stunk so bad I could barely stand it myself. I tried to play it off by blaming it on the girl next to me, but he didn't buy anymore dances.

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    LOL bambi! Wow that is embarassing!

    The most embarassing thing was probally when I seen this kid I used to crush on in highschool was in the club and I tried to be a show off and do a spin around the pole. Well my hand slipped off the pole so I had to brace myself with my hand as I fell onto the stage and I spranged(sp?) my thumb! Ouch!

    Oh and the tampon thing...I think all dancers have had that horror! Or have you actually ever gotten your period while giving a dance or being onstage? That has happened to me! How embarassing!
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