Guys often say that the stage shows they see are really boring. If YOU had control over what it looked like, what would you like to see? Also if youve seen a hot stage show---TELL US!! TELL US!!
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Guys often say that the stage shows they see are really boring. If YOU had control over what it looked like, what would you like to see? Also if youve seen a hot stage show---TELL US!! TELL US!!
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Last night I saw a very talented girl do a triple somersault on stage with a perfect landing. Amazing physical conditioning. High energy too...probably too much energy, but I would attribute this to age and perhaps newness to the job.
Not the best lap dancer, but the stage show was really great.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.





CO, a somersault is a tucked-in forward roll that you pop up from. I think you meant a triple back handspring or perhaps even a triple back flip if the stage was long enough.Originally Posted by Casual Observer
Gymnastics and flex moves make it for me, too. I'm hooked on size 0 flyers. If I owned a club, dancers would definitely be allowed to wear white athletic shoes.
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^ Yeah, what you said.
One of those.
Anyway, it was impressive. Turns out she was a gymnast at one point.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
What I am impressed with:
Being able to dance to the rythm of the music...moving fluidly...feeling it.
Having great flexibility....yoga-like moves...tremendous flexibility.
Those, such as Vaden, who can hit the pole with amazing agility.
But see...it's not just the acrobatic dancers...it's the seductive dancers....the ones that will pick me out and stare at me until I blush....or move around the stage as though being naked is turning her on. It is sheer excitement.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Thanks Moj........Those, such as Vaden, who can hit the pole with amazing agility.





Depends on the crowd. My day shift has a lot of older guys, who lurv when I dance to Sinatra and Peggy Lee. Large crowds of young guys like the booty shaking urban girls. Most guys anymore actually DO appreciate the ability to suit your motion to the music at hand, and not resembling a veggie on the stage, or so I've seen. Pole tricks get lots of OOOOs and AAAAHHs but I cant say its a pre-requisate for top dollar.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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My favorite stage shows are where dancers are down on all fours at eye level or do things like sommersaults, or crab walks...and ass shaking is a must...and have always loved girls who can pick up money with there buts.





Peggy has some fun stage songs! good pickOriginally Posted by PaigeDWinter
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I think men like variety so being differnt than the last two dancers on stage gets their attention.
Being unique and having your own style is what makes a stage show interesting.
This reminds me of something that happened the last day shift I worked.Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
The DJ played Frank Sinatra's Summer Wind for a girl on stage and I casually mentioned to the customer that I had been chatting with that the song was no good for a strip club. Well, the guy was older and this apparently set him off! I had my hand on him and he tensed up. I honestly didn't make the connection. I asked if it was okay to get closer to him because I was cold and he said NO!
I left him and when I finally came around for a tip, he was all snotty with me. He gave me 2 bucks and snapped, "SUMMER WIND IS A PERFECT SONG FOR A STRIP CLUB!" The bartender told me he was bitching to her about it.
I learned never to say anything bad about Frank again, esp to an old fart.





1. Look enthused. If you look bored, then so are we. Don't be afraid to rile up the crowd a bit.
2. Interact with the crowd by giving eye contact. Your audience isn't out there in space.
3. Show the crowd all the good things that happen to customers who tip during the performance. It tends to get other customers tipping.
4. Pick good music. Pre-1990 rock does it for me. No rap or depressing grunge please.
5. Wear colorful clothes that attract attention. Bright colors tend to stand out when all the other gals have on drab black and white outfits.
6. If I tip you (essp. a bigger than normal tip), it means I'm interested. See me for some dances afterwards.
7. If I've been doing dances with you and you're up on stage next, invite me up to the front row. Better yet, take my hand and lead me up there. There will probably be more dances waiting when you're done.
8. Legs --> use them. They're not just attached to you for transportation purposes. Move them, flex them, swing them over our heads, trace them up and down with your fingers, whatever you do don't neglect them.
9. If pole tricks are your strong suit, then go for it early in your stage set. Just don't get too out of hand with it. We came to see you take your clothes off after all, not Nadia Comaneci.
Former SCJ now in rehab.


A good show (even without removing all clothing) can make the entire night. One girl in particular at Crazy Horse on the Gold Coast did a dominatrix routine, kept the crowd watching for an entire 15 minutes. The fact she was entertaining was great, instead of another girl who just wandered up, did the routine, looked completely bored.
High Energy routines are just as good as slow ones, but they have to be done right. But in saying that, what I like is completely different to others, so you will never win the entire crowd over.
My last girl melted in the sun




...and have always loved girls who can pick up money with there buts.[/QUOTE]
You're kidding, right? That's one of my special tricks that none of the other girls in my club do. I definitely get positive responses most of the time--and a little extra cash, too.![]()





Well, if I ever did play Frank Sinatra, I might pick "Summer Wind'--but I have thus far thankfully managed to avoid having to do so.Originally Posted by Emily
I don't see what the big deal about Frank is. Sure, he's got a great voice, but it's old shit, and he used to hit women, so fuck him...
I'll play Peggy Lee "Fever" anytime it seems appropriate. She may be old (and probably long dead), but somehow she still works--by God she is sexy!
I have noticed this chip on the shoulder about Sinatra, and quite Frankly, I think these guys need to lighten up.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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I'm a weirdo...but here goes:
1) Energy and enthusiasm. Some songs are great for slow grinding and rolling of hips, shoulders and other body parts (like 'Mouth' by Bush), but I love a high energy dancer. It doesn't have to be choreographed, but it has to look like she's having fun or working hard, and not just half asleep like me at a desk job.
2) Eye contact. I find that even with the most beautiful girl, I focus on the face and the eyes 80% of the dance. Not that I don't appreciate the rest of her, but that's just how I am. And especially when I'm in the front or just behind the front seats, if a dancer can manage to make eye contact for a few seconds once or twice, it makes a huge difference.
3) Dancing to a song. Sometimes it seems that girls will do the same thing to just any song up there, rap or rock, fast or slow. I like a girl who picks a song and dances to it. At least keep time with the beat, if not do at least a couple of bits that fit the lyrics at the right times (leaving time to focus on customers between those bits). Maybe it comes from dating a dancer once, but I like a connection between my sense of sight and sound.
4) Tease. In some situations, I hate it, but if I'm at a strip club, I know that the tease is all I'm going to get (in one level or another), and to that end, it's what I want. I may 'hate' it, but it's a 'love to hate' sort of a thing.
The sexiest dance I ever saw was at an amatuer contest in Atlanta. A girl who was at the bar drinking with friends got up on stage in normal street clothes and undressed. And she never bothered to put her clothes back on when she was done - she spent the rest of the evening standing at the bar drinking with her friends in the nude. Wow!
Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies (FONDL)

Don't forget Little Willie John's original R&B version of the song, which is pretty damn sexy in its own way. (As far as Peggy is concerned, she passed away two or three years ago, I believe.)I'll play Peggy Lee "Fever" anytime it seems appropriate. She may be old (and probably long dead), but somehow she still works--by God she is sexy!
Another "standard" song that would work well for a dancer is Anita O'Day's version of "Sweet Georgia Brown." Forget the Harlem Globetrotters here (the song predates them, and has been a jazz favorite since the '30s); Anita's rendition, with a drummer setting a seductive beat, is amazingly slow and sensuous. The song can be found on a number of Anita compilations on Verve.
Getting back to the main topic, the key issue for me is humor and personality. The dancer has to visibly enjoy what she's doing on stage, so we know she's not mailing it in that night. And if she's engaging, and conveys that to the audience, it will not care that her legs might be short, her bustline not that large or her body well shy of "goddess" status.
YEAAAHHH!! I'll dance at your club!!! Tennis shoes? Imagine the possiblities!Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
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Nice to hear!! I think I am the only size 0 in my club. The custys there like the thick bubbles that pop instead of fly. I climb everything![]()
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corey
I know guys hate it when we watch ourselves inthe mirror, but hey, try to keep in mind that we dont know what we looklike if ew are not watching ourselves. We have all seen new girls dance, those of us that tend to look in the mirror are just making sure we dont look like retards.
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