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    Dadgummit, I gotta work that day.


    The pages of the 2005 Hooters Calendar are coming to life in select cities. Check these dates for your chance to meet the girls of the Hooters Calendar and get your copy signed. Calendars are now on sale at your local Hooters restaurant.


    Well with gas at two bucks a gallon, driving three hours to Oklahoma this weekend might be a bit much to have a calendar signed. (I guess that I could always hit a club to justify the trip).

    I'll just post the schedule for any of you who can make it when they come to your town. Heh heh.

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    Default Re: Dadgummit, I gotta work that day.

    No Hooter trips to Ohio? WTF is up with that?

    After all the visits here by the presidential and vice presidential candidates, it would be nice to see a different road show.

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    We've already had it. I wasn't interested about being one of a crowd of low-minded, high-testosteroned guys. That's why I like the quiet times at the stripclubs.

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    Update!

    Well, I thought that I'd take advantage of the unusually nice weather this afternoon to get some Christmas shopping done. On the way to Best Buy I just happened to drive by the recently relocated Hooters, and whatdayaknow what was on the message board:

    HOOTERS CALENDER GIRLS
    SIGNING TOUR TODAY 6-8 PM.


    I checked the clock on my car radio and it said 3:45, and I thought that a philly cheese, curly fries, and a Mountain Dew ($16.40 after tax and waitress tip) would sound good in a couple of hours.

    They had five gals signing. No waiting, no low-minded goobs. Hot gals. Kind of an early Christmas present for myself. Strange calendar though. The months aren't in order, and for whatever reason March is renamed "Iowa". Thought that I'd share.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Excuse my ignorance on Hooters' Calendars, but are the calendars "regional" or do they pretty much include women from all over the country?

    I was up in the North Texas region just before Thanksgiving, and I went to the Hooters in Lewisville just north of Dallas (easily one of my fave Hooters' around). My waitress tried to sell me a copy of the calendar telling me that two of the girls that were in it were working that particular day and would sign it for me. I'm not really much for calendars so I passed...probably shouldn't have, though.
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    booooooooooooooooooooring!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieed
    Excuse my ignorance on Hooters' Calendars, but are the calendars "regional" or do they pretty much include women from all over the country?
    One of the gals who signed mine was from North Carolina, so my guess would be national. Mind you there aren't just 12 gals in it, but literally dozens. Its looks more like the SI swimsuit issue than it does a calendar.

    I was up in the North Texas region just before Thanksgiving, and I went to the Hooters in Lewisville just north of Dallas (easily one of my fave Hooters' around).
    The gals at the Riverside location in Austin were like.... . In fact, I've never seen a bad looking gal working at one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    booooooooooooooooooooring!

    Well, it wasn't exactly the ATF ironing the crotch of my trousers with her breath, but it beat the hell out of having deranged soccer moms at the mall threaten to slit my throat for my parking space. (Glad I'm done with that for another year BTW).


    Not bad chow either, except for their coleslaw. I'll stick to the potato salad next time.

    Frankly, if the average dancer I know took a few stripper shit pointers from the Hooters girls on how to butter up their custies they'd make a lot more money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Frankly, if the average dancer I know took a few stripper shit pointers from the Hooters girls on how to butter up their custies they'd make a lot more money.
    Had a friend who did both (Hooter's gal and dancer) until one of the managers saw her dancing and fired her...he then decided he should buy several dances from her. Is that in the Hooters handbook.."no dancing allowed"
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    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    The San Juan Hooters closed years ago, so I don't even have to worry about this calendar signing.



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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    In fact, I've never seen a bad looking gal working at one.
    Don't EVER go to the Hooter's in Houston off on Mangum and 290 then. I don't know what was wrong with the hiring manager there, but he had a rather odd taste in women. Talk about some serious run down biker chick-types. Yikes! I went once back in 2002...never went back ever again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Camper
    Had a friend who did both (Hooter's gal and dancer) until one of the managers saw her dancing and fired her...he then decided he should buy several dances from her. Is that in the Hooters handbook.."no dancing allowed"
    I keep thinking about that episode of the Simpsons a few weeks back...the one where the kid says, "My mother works at Hooters, but one day she wants to work at a real strip club." Remember that one, anybody?

    We had one dancer that worked at my second home for a little over a year who was mega hot...just an amazing brunette. Sometime last year she was going around talking about how she was done dancing, etc., etc. A few months later I ran into her working at the Round Rock Hooters pretty much right across the street (highway) from the club. You know, as many times as she said she loved me in the club, you'd think she'd at least embrace me at her new job. LOL! Wouldn't even acknowledge me.
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