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    I dunno if this has been posted b4, but what's the rudest thing a custies ever done?...Other than grabbing ass. Once a drunk customer didn't want to pay me for his last dance (I know, I know... shoulda got the money upfront). So he calls me a bitch and rips the $20 in half and throws it in my face. At first I wasn't gonna take it, out of pride and all. But I thought, hey that's my $20. So I pick up the pieces and I smiled at him and said "Oh, I have tape in the back anyway". He got soOo pissed off, like he'd forgotten that tape existed. I walked away, told the bouncer and had him thrown out.
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    Welllll..................one guy threatened to [cause grievous injury that might result in fatal blood loss]. I told him....well, I told him off. Another stuck his nose up my butt, got my boot in his neck, and then was thrown on the sidewalk by Hell's Angels.
    The worst was one who found me in the tourist district of Guam and tried to drag me into his car. Lucky for both of us, two Good Samaritans happened along and stopped the confrontation. Otherwise I'd have a short incarceration in Guam Municipal Prison on my record....and he'd have some serious scars.
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    Customers can do lots of rude things. One of things I hate the most is when I am on the floor and guy/guys will slap my ass really hard as I walk by them. I dont get why they like to do that....like it's supposed to turn me on or something.

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    I think that the rudest thing that a customer can do is to say something that really hurts the dancers feelings.

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    I was dancing for this guy who's friend was paying for his dances. Apparently, the friend thought it was "2-for-1" dayshift and got mad when I told him it was $20 a song. He actually said that dancers don't work that hard and NO dancer is worth $20 a song. A$$hole.


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    Ugh, I've got a good one. I had a customer come in about a month or so ago who spent about $400 on me. He was a youngish doctor, obviously the kind of guy who LOOOOVES impressing people with how much money he has much more than talking to them. When I was onstage he'd just sit there looking totally uninterested and throw dollar after dollar up there, obviously trying to prove it was nothing to him.

    Anyway, last week he came in again and threw a $20 onstage while I was dancing. I was having a great night, doing a lot of dances for a customer, but when I got offstage I asked him to excuse me so I could go talk to the doctor. We caught up a bit and then I did a dance for him. It was nearing the end of the night and he said "Let's take a break now, I want to get the last 5 dances of the night from you." I said okay. We sat and talked for about 4 songs, and THEN he said "Oh, actually, I'm not feeling it tonight, I'm going to go home and go to sleep." I said okay politely, when I really wanted to say "THANKS for wasting my time, FUCKER!"

    The best part: After I walked away from him, I saw him go back to the dance area with another dancer AND STAY THERE THE REST OF THE NIGHT! If he didn't want dances from me, he could have just said that! I wouldn't have been hurt! Man, what a jackass.

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    Actually something happened last night, but it was from the customer's friend. I was giving a young drunk guy 5 dances, and the entire time, his drunker friend kept yelling at me, " you know you''re dancing for a MILLIONAIRE. Doesn't that make you wet? We're going to his MANSION afterwards? Oh yeah, baby, I bet you wanna come too! You know you love your Gucci and your Prada, all you strippers love money......"and so on so on.

    Seriously, I would rather be quickly called a bitch and a whore than have to be berated as a money hungry greedy. That really hurt my feelings. I just had to walk away.

    Plus the third guy next to him had one of those sulky girlfriends with him. I told her she was pretty and she gave me a "fuck you" look.

    Then I started dancing for another guy and 2 minutes later he tells me, "oh, I'm not paying for anything tonight"..

    Shitty night!

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    Advice ladies: if anyone slaps you ass, slap his face. And then tell him you got confused and thought you were returning the exact favor!
    Men are terrified of other men AND physical confrontation. Go get the bouncer, or a sympathetic cutomer. The one club where we never had silly shenanigans going on from customers was the Angels- affiliated Stagedoor Johnny's. The customers saw the biker bouncers with glass eyes and tattoos and acted very very gentlemanly...out of fear.

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    I think it was probably this one guy, awhile ago, who didn't hear me right, I was joking about the fact that in Baltimore we'd had a lot of Redskins fan in the club last sunday, so I said "That's when I play up the fact I'm originally from Viriginia"
    so apparently he heard "I say I'm from Virginia" or something like that. So he pinched me, that skin over the tricep that hurts like a mother - try it sometime, OUCH! I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"
    he's like "You said you were from New York, you were /lying/"
    Ugh, I was so angry. A, It hurt so bad I nearly cried, I know it sounds dumb, but - that is where women are advised to pinch if someone is trying to rape them because it is so sensitive. B. what the hell? you don't just go up and pinch people. C. Ooo, I was lying... I hate being talked down to, I so seriously do, and in strip clubs I get it a lot, not because I'm young but because I'm 'some dumb stripper,' people take on that patronizing attitude.
    He ended up apologizing and giving me money, but grr.

    Otherwise, another time was chatting with this guy, all cheerful, I ask if he'd like to go for a private dance. he's like "No, I'm not really into this whole thing, like maybe when I was 16 and I could get in with a fake ID it was cool, but now there's no point, it is just so lame and a waste of money when I could go out and actually get laid" I dunno, really hurt, probably because I hear that opinion from so many of my young friends.
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    well, i've only been dancing for two weeks, but already i've gotten my fair share of assholes. a few nights ago i got a twoonie (canadian two dollar coin) thrown AT MY HEAD while i was on stage! i was so pissed off, not to mention it really hurt. then to top it off, the dj said something like 'wow, that was really cheap' and the guy who threw it said 'dude, that's expensive for these girls'....what an asshole.

    later the same night i had this customer who seemed really into getting a dance, but halfway through he told me he just couldn't continue cause he had a wife, and then he tried to get away with not paying me cause i only danced for half a song!

    grunt. we get some serious fucks in my club.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy
    well, i've only been dancing for two weeks, but already i've gotten my fair share of assholes. a few nights ago i got a twoonie (canadian two dollar coin) thrown AT MY HEAD while i was on stage! i was so pissed off, not to mention it really hurt. then to top it off, the dj said something like 'wow, that was really cheap' and the guy who threw it said 'dude, that's expensive for these girls'....what an asshole.
    You should have thrown it back and said, "You just say that cuz you know you can't afford us." *smile, wink, wink*

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    Tonight I'm on stage and this customer says to me "Your boobs are too big. I don't like that."

    WTF, they're NATURAL!

    I was like "aww... why you gotta try to make me feel this big, like the size of your dick?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrescentLuna

    Otherwise, another time was chatting with this guy, all cheerful, I ask if he'd like to go for a private dance. he's like "No, I'm not really into this whole thing, like maybe when I was 16 and I could get in with a fake ID it was cool, but now there's no point, it is just so lame and a waste of money when I could go out and actually get laid" I dunno, really hurt, probably because I hear that opinion from so many of my young friends.
    I want to laugh when I hear this. Why do these guys come in if it's soooo "lame"?

    Not long ago a guy came in and sat at the tip rail, facing away from the stage and watching the television stage right. He sat there, not looking at anyone, not tipping a dime and not buying dances, for EIGHT HOURS. Pretty ridiculous...the best example of why clubs shouldn't have TVs.

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    I'm pretty much against clubs having anything BUT the dancers for entertainment. In the biggest money making clubs I have ever worked at there were NO tv's, pool tables, dance contests, two for one's etc. And yet, they were STILL packed for most of the week....when will other clubs learn...lol...some club owners and managers will unfortunately always settle for being mediocre instead of good.

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    I've had customers rip me off for up to 4 dances, I've had them say rude things, touch me when/where they are not supposed to, etc. But to be honest, I don't carry it around with me. I can remember crying in the dressing room over something some stupid fuck did to me, and I can recall telling guys off but I honestly don't remember what this stuff was about usually.

    There IS one thing that stands out. This one guy I danced for, last song of the night, I gave him change at the end of the song and went into the dressing room to count my money. I had a hundred dollar bill on me before I danced for him, but not after, so I knew I must have accidentally given it to him because my money NEVER leaves my hand otherwise. So I went back out to him and explained it to him, he denied it without even looking at his money, first sign of guilt. We began to argue and a bouncer came over, who was also friends with him. I told him in front of the guy to make him take out his wallet and look at his money, if any hundreds were folded lengthwise, it was mine. He flashed his wallet without taking anything out, but I saw a hundred with a crease, and so I fucking grabbed it. I got up to walk away and he grabbed my arm and pulled me down. (I don't know where this came from), but I elbowed him in the chest and then brought my fist up backwards into his face, punching him with the back of my fist (hehehe). He let me go and I got up and stormed off, the bouncer was shocked and just kinda sat there, idiot, but he knew his friend had my money, so he let me go.

    Also, the very first week I started dancing topless, I was letting some guy put a dollar in my g-string, and he grabbed it and pulled it aside, totally exposing me, I felt so...violated! lol, but I really did. it sucked being so new and having that happen. I cried. His friend paid my tipout that night.

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    Wow, AzAmber, that was cool of you to do that. I would put up a fight over a hundred.
    One of the funny "rude a**hole" stories I have (oh, there are many..) is a married guy I was chatting with in the club. I tried to jokingly reinforce his "luck" in having a wife by saying, "Hey, you know what they say about strip clubs- you might get screwed, but you won't get f*cked!" He suddenly got angry and mean when I said this. Gee, as if he had a chance of finding a mistress there....sheesh....

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    Well, he fucking grabbed me and pulled me down! I woulda punched him even if there was no money involved and he grabbed me like that! You shoulda seen what I did to the guy who got me in a VERY forceful, restrictive bear hug while I was bending down between his knees. I reached up between us, grabbed his fuckin throat, sqeezed and dug my nails in, pushed him back in his chair, and slapped him in the face. Then I screamed at him in my deepest demon bitch voice, "Don't You EVER fucking touch me AGAIN!!!!" LOL

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    Yeah, I felt sorry for the dancers who would cry in back over a rude customer. I was too foul-tempered to let someone get away with abuse.....some men think they can treat us like trash....We're in the strip club to remind them, Nuh uh, you don't treat woman like that, never, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyRoxIt
    I dunno if this has been posted b4, but what's the rudest thing a custies ever done?...Other than grabbing ass. Once a drunk customer didn't want to pay me for his last dance (I know, I know... shoulda got the money upfront). So he calls me a bitch and rips the $20 in half and throws it in my face. At first I wasn't gonna take it, out of pride and all. But I thought, hey that's my $20. So I pick up the pieces and I smiled at him and said "Oh, I have tape in the back anyway". He got soOo pissed off, like he'd forgotten that tape existed. I walked away, told the bouncer and had him thrown out.
    I had a customer rip a ONE dollar bill in half and only give me the half. He kept the other. And then he walked off giggling like a fucking idiot.
    ::yes, I'm still bruised and sore::

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyRoxIt
    I dunno if this has been posted b4, but what's the rudest thing a custies ever done?...Other than grabbing ass. Once a drunk customer didn't want to pay me for his last dance (I know, I know... shoulda got the money upfront). So he calls me a bitch and rips the $20 in half and throws it in my face. At first I wasn't gonna take it, out of pride and all. But I thought, hey that's my $20. So I pick up the pieces and I smiled at him and said "Oh, I have tape in the back anyway". He got soOo pissed off, like he'd forgotten that tape existed. I walked away, told the bouncer and had him thrown out.
    These young guys came in acting all drunk off the non alcoholic beer . As I was going to sit on this one guys lap he tried to bite my nipple. I punched him in the face and the bouncer was laughing and told him to leave.
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    azamber <hugs> <hugs> <hugs>

    Iv'e been through some stuff like that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancingdoll
    I had a customer rip a ONE dollar bill in half and only give me the half. He kept the other. And then he walked off giggling like a fucking idiot.
    I had someone do that to me too! He must be making his rounds......



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    Quote Originally Posted by grace
    I want to laugh when I hear this. Why do these guys come in if it's soooo "lame"?

    Not long ago a guy came in and sat at the tip rail, facing away from the stage and watching the television stage right. He sat there, not looking at anyone, not tipping a dime and not buying dances, for EIGHT HOURS. Pretty ridiculous...the best example of why clubs shouldn't have TVs.
    I agree, clubs should not have t.v.'s. They are there to watch dancers not sports. Save it for the pub down the street. We have 4 t.v.'s and during football season we have a large one in the champagne room! Only my football fan customers are ok with this....We will go in there and hang out for a couple hours while I bank in his cash....

    If a guy tried to sit at my stage that long without tipping, he would be escorted out! There is also a 1 drink per hour minimum.



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    Re: the tvs...

    You need this little product - http://www.tvbegone.com/

    Heh. I've thought about taking this in with me. I'm not a sports fan, and I particularly hate when the local game is on and the entire back room is taken up with a couple of people watching the game as it is blaring out of the speakers. Prevents me from getting a good dance and that makes afx grumpy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dancingdoll
    I had a customer rip a ONE dollar bill in half and only give me the half. He kept the other. And then he walked off giggling like a fucking idiot.
    LMAO...I wonder sometimes, what do they think they're accomplishing? Your customer was obviously a little smarter than mine though. He musta remembered about a little thing called tape, maybe that's why he kept the other half. I'm sure not getting the whole dollar was just eating you up inside
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