Ok so Dea has decided that I am dressing as a stripper this year....god help us all!
Ok so Dea has decided that I am dressing as a stripper this year....god help us all!





philly_dj already has long luscious flowing locks so he's halfway there.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





:::waits:::
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
hahaaha...:sings I remember you as I stroke my hairless head:
It's too bad we all live so far away from each other..or I live so far away whatever..Imagine the pictures we could take!



If you boys are dressing as "hot chicks" I am deffinately bringing the camera that night!!!





shouldnt you be getting ready for work, young lady?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





woo look i hit "senior member"~! :::does the cabbage patch:::
okay, i'm off to see Ministry/Thrill Kill Kult/Hanzel Und Gretyl~! wheeee
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.



procrastinating.........I know I know. Have fun at your show!





GodDAMN I am so jealous!!!Originally Posted by MrChristopher
I f**king LOVE Ministry and TKK!!
Have fun!!
Blade!! What's up? Didja get it? Let us know...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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.....hey wait just a damn second here......I shuffle my happy ass off to work and come home to find out Im dressing up as a chic????? Well dip me in oil and call me Suzy. And yes, that was the night we raped the bar, bet thery re-thought that any shot for a dollar thing after we were done,lol.....Oh god...I'm rembering some of the shit I did that night.....NO....MUST..........SUPPRESS............ .......... Tastes JUST like chicken...........Noooooooooooo
mwuhaha, I've been threatening to bring in the stupid stuff I want to dance to when I'm being silly - my DJ is mystified, because any any any time he has asked what I want to dance to I'm like "whatever you think suits, eeeehhhh... maybe older rock stuff?" I think he is amazed I have a musical preference.
I still think a bar full of young guys would appreciate StrongBad Sings. ;9
My boyfriend is totally reneging on me being the football star and him being the cheerleader. Jerk. He'd still be the head cheerleader, even with the full beard.I think we're gonna be mortal kombat characters.
"I still have my name
I still have my face
I have not run away from home
Doesn't seem so long
If I now embrace
Every single thing I've never known"
So I drag my ass to the first audition I've ever done.....AUDITIONS FUCKING SUCK!!!I spoke to the manager and impressed him with just my speaking voice he wanted to put my happy ass on the schedule without hearing my spiel. Then we get to the dj booth and I audition for the head dj(I thought I sucked big time!). To make a short story longer...they aren't sure what's going on dj wise right now cuz one of the other djs friends auditioned the night before, but the manager sure seemed like he wants me in there...as I left he was telling the dj to find room for me somehow, somewhere....We shall see:fingers crossed:





Sounds good, Blade, and I can commiserate--I hate auditions, too.
If it's any consolation, my favorite DJ, 'The Indian'--with 25+ years experience working in the best and biggest clubs in Florida, still hates auditions, lol. This guy is a wizard, too--I once saw him get about 35 felons and killers from all over the world (members of an international biker gang who shall remain nameless) to do a conga line dance.
If I had even thought of suggesting such a thing, they would still be looking for the body...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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lmao!!!





hey djoser, does "the indian"'s name start with an "M"? if so, i know him from about...oh, let's see....12 years ago in orlando at club juana. heh. and if it who i think it is, he's actually italian which is even funnier. oh, and as for the show the other night, TKK sucked,BADLY. they opened with "cuz it's hot" and i stood there thinking "wow this sounds really flat", just no stage presence, and no guitar player. yes, they played sex on wheelz without a guitar player. go figure. ministry were typical ARGH ministry with very few older songs, they closed with a 10 minute version of "jesus built my hotrod" and this was the first time since 88 or so they havent played "stigmata" when i saw them. a good time was had, but i wasnt terribly impressed.
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and oh yes, auditions suck it. i dont get nervous or anything, but it's certainly no way to test if you're really all that good. plus when they put you in the booth, you feel like you're invading someone's turf....and you want to sound good enough to get hired but not good enough that you're better than their existing head dj who is standing right behind you, or he'll sabotage you in a heartbeat. lame lame lame.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.



Well I've known some djs who were cool and I have known some who were jerks. They are only decent to the girls who tip them a lot (never gave me a reason to give them a fucking dime), or their freinds. I'm not saying that they have to kiss my ass, but they do have to give me some mutual respect. That is like a stripper only approaching the guys who have spent x amount of dollars on her and being rude to the rest (some girls do this). You have to deal with personalities all the time at a job. That is a part of life.
Holy thread-resurrections
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Damn, this post is two years old and I'm still envious, lol.Originally Posted by MrChristopher
Did we ever get a review of the show from my esteemed colleague, Mr. C?
This could be my all-time favorite thread, and it's sorely tempting to make it a sticky.
I could write a book on the subject, some of which would piss a lot of people off, but it should be told nonetheless. That'll have to wait...
Approaching mild intoxication, and more than a bit spacy from having finished a very busy night, I can barely write this--let alone post any sort of new and glorious rant, such as this classic OP by Philly DJ.
In fact I am forcing myself to continue typing right now, in order to tell you that I just opened another window to verify that this was the immortal classic 'Vent From the Booth' that I recalled, penned by Philly_DJ, which had me in hysterics when I first read it. Indeed it was, for no sooner had I read a few sentences from the middle to make sure when I started cracking up again--having gone through the exact same shit a few times.
Last edited by Djoser; 10-31-2006 at 03:41 AM.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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There was a very brief review, just a few comments up there. ^^^ It wasn't a very good show.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.



Sorry about that I haven't been on for a few years and this one interest me. So what is your insight on my Male thinking thread in the hustle section ( and I know the title is an oxymoron).





Resurrection:
Okay, I'm a pretty damn swell guy, if I do say so myself. (Which I do.)Yeah. So. I understand that people have personal issues, blah blah. However, I won't accept your "Oh, I gotta pay my kid's tuition" or some similar excuse for not tipping me more than twice. You did two maybe three 30 minute VIP's tonight, and you can't throw me the bare minimum? Not even an "I'll get you later"? DJ's, ever notice it's always the girl who bitches the most, asks for the most astonishingly crowd-killing songs, and then...tips for shit? Guess what, sweet tits? Next time you ask for that new hot jam? "Sorry, MY kids needed shoes." Suck it. I really do go out of my way for "my girls". If you don't give me a reason to bother, why should I? It's simply rude. (This is this girl's 5th time pulling this, btw)
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Last edited by MrChristopher; 08-16-2007 at 01:06 AM. Reason: I can't type and eat green bean casserole simultaneously
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Aww MrC!!! If it makes you feel any better Scarlett and I are talking about scooting down to work with you for a week in the near future... so there now you have something else to be upset about![]()





Pffft. Whatever. You love Scotty.
::cries himself to sleep::
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Your married to a hot wife I had to settle for the next best since your off the market
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Either way Scarlett and I were in serious talks about hitting up Creekside soonish(wont be before Oct but still!) So now your prepared and you can book your vacation lol... see now you can stop being pissed about the cheap bitch and be pissed off you have to put up with me for a week lol
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