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    Ok, so today I am tanning in the salon and I find myself getting extremely horny. It was a combination of the little goggles on acting as a little blindfold , the heat , my nudity, the lotion and sweat ... I started to squirm around and well...use your imagination....

    Anyone else have any strange horny events?



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    Well,....there's reading your posts.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    hahaha, Vaden that's funny but so true. i too get horny in some weird places, esp. at my boring office job, ha! i've gotten horny flying on a plane.

    it has happened at the tanning bed too, there's just something about it...i agree, lol.

    but i'm such a hornball sexual freak, i'm always horny ever. i dont think it matters the place to me. hahahahaha

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    I was at the vet's office....ha ha ha, no, it had nothing to do with animals. It was the vet! He was a handsome older man who happened to have lived in my area (we were both in a different city at the time) so we got to talking about home.....his sweetness and adorability caused me to feel faint with sudden lust.....but there were two Dalmatians in the exam room with us, so nothing came of it.

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    LOL hun, I have done the same thing. I guess it's cause I'm a sun loving person and the heat and sweat gets to me.

    Anyway I will be sure not to use the same bed after you anymore,lol!

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    Awww, thinking of me AGAIN, Vaden?
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    Well...I don't think tanning would turn me on(it hasn't yet) but now I don't know if I'll be able to look at a tanning bed the same way......

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    Being clamped down at the gyno....and looked at with the duckbill thingie

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    I turn over halfway through my tan,and I always imagine getting f*cked from the back.It gets me REALLY horny too,especially when the fan blows on my kitty.
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    especially when the fan blows on my kitty.
    Do you imagine it's a customer blowing on you? I know how much you gals really enjoy that.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    ^^^

    I love to tan yet I have never gotten horny while tanning.

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    Oh... I just love sitting at the office desk, working hard, being slightly bored, and for no perceptible reason going into early-morning mode. That's about the time I hear, "Hey, can you come out and talk for a moment?"

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    Endorphins via tanning bed:

    http://www.medicinenet.com/script/ma...ticlekey=34042

    link to journal article abstract and enough science to completely suck the fun out of this topic:

    http://tinyurl.com/46d6l
    Last edited by stant; 10-23-2004 at 12:47 PM.

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    I started to squirm around and well...use your imagination....
    My imagination sucks today. Coming off of a rough early weekend.

    Can you help me, pretty lady?

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    GET horny? I have problems focusing at w--k and other places where I'm NOT supposed to be horny..... it's almost a constant state of mind for me!!!

    LOL..... You'll think I'm crazy, but I've gotten amazingly horny at church, mainly cuz dressed up men turn me on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stant
    Endorphins via tanning bed:

    http://www.medicinenet.com/script/ma...ticlekey=34042

    link to journal article abstract and enough science to completely suck the fun out of this topic:

    http://tinyurl.com/46d6l
    Stant, why would you want to suck the fun out of my post?



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    Vaden, that's too funny. Up until three months ago before I found out I was pregnant I too was getting really "frisky" when I used to go to the tanning salon. I mentioned this to one of my friends and she said that it had something to do with the effect that the uv lights have on your brain, I don't know if that's true or not but it happens to me just about every time I tan.

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    The UV lights probably do have an effect on your brain, that sounds right.....


    Anyone out there know?



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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    The UV lights probably do have an effect on your brain, that sounds right.....


    Anyone out there know?
    =

    The phenomenon in question: Do UV beds get you high?

    This was an amazing insight you had, actually, that this phenomenon does exist at all.

    Research on this was virtually non-existent until the study I cited above was published just last summer. I remembered hearing aboiut it and tracked it down.

    The physiological mechanism has not been studied, since the phenomenon wasn't even known. This study show that a physical mechanism probably exists, and the paper presents a speculative theory for it. The theory is that the UV somehow stimulates the production or release of Endorphins which in turn give you a euphoric high.

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    Thanks Stant....



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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    Ok, so today I am tanning in the salon and I find myself getting extremely horny. It was a combination of the little goggles on acting as a little blindfold , the heat , my nudity, the lotion and sweat ... I started to squirm around and well...use your imagination....
    Well Vaden with all that squirming, I hope it didn't ruin an all over even tan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65
    Well Vaden with all that squirming, I hope it didn't ruin an all over even tan.

    LOL, nope worked out really well actually....



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    LMAO nothin like a lil extra lotion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    LOL, nope worked out really well actually....
    That's good to know.


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