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    Now I am not against a gal making a living, but I just got home from a club and found blood on my pants from the 2 dances I got. New pants too. Guess it hard to know when to work when the monthly problem hits...or maybe she did not care. Everything is in the wash and I had to shower too (because of thinking about it).

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    2 posts? You've posted TWO posts, and this is how you enter this site? Look up in the top left corner. See where it says "Stripper web"? Did you notice that this site is mainly for dancers? Them's the risks, dude. Those gals certainly were not aware and would likely be mortified to find out...and I'm sure you had no problems while they were grinding all over your lap. "new pants too" Poor frickin' baby.
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    Thanks for the warm welcome! I'm sure you had one or two posts at one time, why does that seem to become a prejudice? Yes, I am aware of the forum and I was sure to put in a customer section.

    Sorry, did not mean to speak up, let me just empty my pockets for you, I'm just a walking ATM.

    Geez.

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    Glad to be of service
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    Hope you washed them in cold water......

    and don't dry them if the stain didn't come out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTaylor
    Hope you washed them in cold water......

    and don't dry them if the stain didn't come out..
    Good sound laundry advice.

    Heloise would be proud.

    Mojojojo, try to be more helpful.
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    Mojojojo, try to be more helpful.
    No.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Use a stain stick, and scrub! We get those stains too on ourselves. Shit happens, its just blood. Dried blood at that, it didn't penetrate any mucous membranes, you are safe.

    Some ppl are just more squeemish than others. Havn't you ever fucked your girl when she was on the rag? Have a ever fucked a girl at all?

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    *grin*
    "Yes, I am aware of the forum and I was sure to put in a customer section."
    So you read the sentence right after that about topics that aren't asking a dancer a question [I mean, unless your implied question was the best way to get blood out, though that has been addressed] should be placed in StripClubJunkie, right?

    All right, enough picking on. Yeah, it sucks when that happens, the girls probably felt downright awful about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    2 posts? You've posted TWO posts, and this is how you enter this site? Look up in the top left corner. See where it says "Stripper web"? Did you notice that this site is mainly for dancers? Them's the risks, dude. Those gals certainly were not aware and would likely be mortified to find out...and I'm sure you had no problems while they were grinding all over your lap. "new pants too" Poor frickin' baby.
    Physician heal thyself. And pull the log out of your own eye before attending to the mote in the newbie's.

    I remember when a cat named StripperTips came on and had all kinds of rules about what and what not to do. Heck, he still has a website that's very handy about maintaining proper behavior for the dancing community.

    http://strippertips.tripod.com/

    He has dandy DJ advice too. In fact, he's an all-around helpful fella.

    Quit bashing the newbies - the ladies can take care of the site and themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Want
    ...and I had to shower too (because of thinking about it).
    God help you if you ever get married. You'll spend all your time in the shower, trying desperately to wash all possible traces of menstrual blood off.

    Not to bust your balls, and I can understand your annoyance at the possible ruination of clothing. Now you can perhaps understand the annoyance of dancers when guys cannot restrain from coming in their pants, the fabric of which does very little to protect the dancer from exposure to this intimate bodily fluid. Any dancer who has done grinding lap dances is quite familiar with this phenomenon.

    Personally, I have never understood the revulsion some men have to a little blood from the kitty. The same guy who devours a 22 ounce prime rib, cooked very rare, will turn into a squeamish, quivering wreck at the sight of a few drops of blood from the woman he could be in love with.

    It's never stopped me from engaging in any sex act, and never will. It's just proof she's a woman, my friend...
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    Yanno, AFX...I was perfectly content in my assholedness....damn you for constructing an excellent argument with valid points, historical references, and the documentation to back yourself up damn you. Damn you!

    I concede.

    I'm not sure what I concede...exactly...but I do.
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    hydrogen peroxide should be used on new blood. better if it is still a bit wet but untouched dry blood is taken out pretty well too.

    most girls know about this and keep a bottle of it in the closet for that time of month for undies and sheets and such.

    this is what hospitals used to use not sure if they still do. my best friends mother is a nurse and gave this bit of knowledge to me when i was 14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Want


    ...or maybe she did not care.
    J-
    I really doubt the girl intentionally bled on you, if that's the implication. If you got blood on your clothes, she got blood on whatever she was wearing. Not something most people do on purpose.

    But it sucks you got a stain on your pants; wash in cold water, not hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Want


    Guess it hard to know when to work when the monthly problem hits...or maybe she did not care.
    The monthly problem? Good grief.
    As for the girl caring or not, I assure you we are all rabidly careful when working during menstruation. Accidents happen my friend. None of us want to work during our period. It's not easy to be sexy and friendly when you're retaining so much water you feel like a human waterbed and feel as if there's some sort of sharp toothed beasty trying to gnaw it's way out of your uterus... never mind worrying about leaking on someone.



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    You really have to consider the irony of this topic. Think of all the times we've covered a dancer complaining about customers getting a somewhat different "stain" on her clothes.

    Quote: Originally Posted by Want

    "Guess it hard to know when to work when the monthly problem hits...or maybe she did not care."


    Hmm, I guess then its hard for those customers to know to flog the dolphin one time before they head out to the nudie bar...or maybe they don't care.

    If we we're talking about body glitter here I could perhaps see the point, but I have yet to meet a dancer who would want to soil a customer's attire with her DNA, even by accident.
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    I'm sorry you had a bad experience but I think this is a risk you take while getting a lap dance that involves grinding and or stradling. Espically if it is a nude lap dance. When a girl sits on your lap or is grinding it is a risk you take to get that kind of close contact. Perhaps if you are not comfortable with this risk then you are best just tipping the dancer you like while she is doing her stage show or going to clubs where laps are more tame and do not allow dancer's asses or kitties to actually be on your lap. Then you don't have to worry about this happening . I'm sure that she just didn't know she was going to start that day. Some women's periods are very radom that way just like it is difficult for some men to guess exactly when they will come. It's okay if you are grossed out but just don't put yourself in that sitution again. It makes women feel really bad to see men be grossed out like that about something that they can't help. Just think of this as a lesson learned.... life is always full of surprises...LOL. I guess better luck next time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NurseBettie13
    I'm sorry you had a bad experience but I think this is a risk you take while getting a lap dance that involves grinding and or stradling. Espically if it is a nude lap dance. When a girl sits on your lap or is grinding it is a risk you take to get that kind of close contact. Perhaps if you are not comfortable with this risk then you are best just tipping the dancer you like while she is doing her stage show or going to clubs where laps are more tame and do not allow dancer's asses or kitties to actually be on your lap. Then you don't have to worry about this happening . I'm sure that she just didn't know she was going to start that day. Some women's periods are very radom that way just like it is difficult for some men to guess exactly when they will come. It's okay if you are grossed out but just don't put yourself in that sitution again. It makes women feel really bad to see men be grossed out like that about something that they can't help. Just think of this as a lesson learned.... life is always full of surprises...LOL. I guess better luck next time....

    Bettie
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    Thanks Vaden....

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    What was the size of the stain? It's certainly plausible that she just had a ripe pimple on her bum that volcano-ed out. In my case, the only stains I typically get are body makeup and lip gloss. But hey, look on the bright side, at least it wasn't a "harvest moon" stain.

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    Havn't you ever fucked your girl when she was on the rag? Have a ever fucked a girl at all?
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    What was the point to the original post? Are you truly saying that she did it on purpose? I highly doubt anyone would think up a thing like that, we can't actually control the flow, but was the original post a rant or just an observance?
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    Djoser, I swear you keep on amazing me. Every post of your I read I find new reasons why I like you even more, LOL. I am glad to see a man who understands that this is a normal bodily function and normal body fluid (no different than some men's fav fluid). Kudos to you for "stepping up to the plate" so to speak.

    Anyway, I am sure (unless you were being a TOTAL dickhead) that it was an accident. You wern't being a dickhead were you? So honestly, what was the question again? How to get the stain out, or just a rant about dancers?

    Anywho, I hope you understand now what we feel like when a guy jizzes in his panties and it get on our butts. (I know that was rude, but it's the truth). But seriously I agree with Bettie, well said!

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