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    Drunken Bridgette

    Wellllllllllllll, I came home tonight drunk as a skink and figured I'd post about it. I'm told I'm pretty serious all the time so I reckon y'all oughta get a taste of silliness, B-style, for a change. LOL I can't type very well just now but I'm workin on it. I had some dude in CR tonight who wanted to do nothin but drink citron lemon drop shots so we sat around the last 2 hours and bullshitted and tot hammered. Goog thing there's taxis right out front LOL! We ran up a $200 bar bill just on drinks! LMAO! I can't remember last time I was this drunk. And I get PAID for this??? Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeit! Even thought it's been a long damn time, sometimes I can STILL remember why I like this biz so much!

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    Holy crap that sounds really bad. Ahh well

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    Default Re: Drunken Bridgette

    Hope you are feeling ok in the morning....




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    Default Re: Drunken Bridgette

    mornin? What morning? shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit! My ass'll be passed out cold during any MRONING hours LOLOL

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    Default Re: Drunken Bridgette

    hey B, Just masturbate. A whole lot. It'll go away but only if you post sizzling details.

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    Default Re: Drunken Bridgette

    hehe

    j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    so I reckon
    Heh.. There you go with that Reckon again! (Damn near killed 'em!)

    Sounds like you had a great time.. LOL..

    *muah*

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    yeah, I thing I just figured out why I can't remember last time Ii was this drunk. CUZ I WAS TOO FEKKKIN DRUNK!!! LOLOLOL!!

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    oh yeah and I'm petty sure I'm beyond sizzlin just now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    oh yeah and I'm petty sure I'm beyond sizzlin just now.
    Ha Ha Ha! Glad you had fun B! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I can't remember last time I was this drunk. And I get PAID for this??? Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeit!
    LOL. You're making me wistful for the good ole' days............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Wellllllllllllll, I came home tonight drunk as a skink and figured I'd post about it. I'm told I'm pretty serious all the time so I reckon y'all oughta get a taste of silliness, B-style, for a change. LOL I can't type very well just now but I'm workin on it. I had some dude in CR tonight who wanted to do nothin but drink citron lemon drop shots so we sat around the last 2 hours and bullshitted and tot hammered. Goog thing there's taxis right out front LOL! We ran up a $200 bar bill just on drinks! LMAO! I can't remember last time I was this drunk. And I get PAID for this??? Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeit! Even thought it's been a long damn time, sometimes I can STILL remember why I like this biz so much!
    So....is your Left Elbow still okay?

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    Default Re: Drunken Bridgette

    LOLOLOLOL!

    Yeah, I guess "drunk as a skink" is pretty drunk!

    >>>Sad<<<

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    hahahaha! It's a goog thing skinks don't get drunk often.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    ... I came home tonight drunk as a skink ...
    Clever:

    skink ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skngk)
    n. Any of numerous smooth shiny lizards of the family Scincidae, having a cylindrical body and small or rudimentary legs and living chiefly in temperate and tropical regions.
    [Latin scincus, from Greek skinkos.]
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    skink

    \Skink\, v. i. To serve or draw liquor. [Obs.]


    Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

    skink

    \Skink\, n. Drink; also, pottage. [Obs.] --Bacon.


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    skink

    \Skink\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Skinked; p. pr. & vb. n. Skinking.] [Icel. skenja; akin to Sw. sk["a]ka, Dan. skienke, AS. scencan, D. & G. schenken. As. scencan is usually derived from sceonc, sceanc, shank, a hollow bone being supposed to have been used to draw off liquor from a cask. [root]161. See Shank, and cf. Nunchion.] To draw or serve, as drink. [Obs.]
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    Default Re: Drunken Bridgette

    Now the question is, B, will you remember starting this thread?

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    Oh god I hope so! haha

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    LOL! Yeah I remember. Damn was I drunk! Cerousely.

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    Leave it to B to make for a great thread like this one...

    <S> Bridgette
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I had some dude in CR tonight who wanted to do nothin but drink citron lemon drop shots so we sat around the last 2 hours and bullshitted and tot hammered. We ran up a $200 bar bill just on drinks! LMAO! I can't remember last time I was this drunk.
    Oh God, me too. My head is killing me. I usually keep to Stoli black Russians interspersed with water, but my ATF was out of town this week and her gf's were taking care of me last night. One came up with these really amazing champaigne/schnapps/liqueur concoctions that I had the whole table doing until about 2:00 AM. All the dancers were circulating in doing shots between stage shows. And I couldn't get enough water in me to get the electrolyte balance back (secret parents of toddlers know: Pedialyte is the greatest in the world to prevent a hangover).

    I hope you feel better today than I do!

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    Nope, no hangover for me! I stayed up past the drunk and that always prevents hangovers for me. It's when I fall asleep drunk that I wake up with hangovers. Bleh! Sorry about yours.

    Heh, I normally spend all my time running back and forth to the couchdance room, I hardly drink at work at all anymore, if I do it's one, maybe two drinks which I might not even finish. So last night was a rare treat for me.

    Oh, I've also got my typing ability back. Sheeeesh! goog? skink? tot? LOL

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    Damn, i missed my one and only chance to take advantage of her!!!




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    SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

    "It's so."



    hehe

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