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    So last night a customer of mine says, "It would be great if your club had a pre-paid card that we could bring to the club, the bar would have a machine that told the balance or there could be a machine in the champagne room that you could swipe the card through and enter the dancers pin number and at the end of the night the bar would pay the dancer...it would also give the dancer a receipt after each dance/checkout for her proof at the end of the night."

    "The machine would allow you to enter the total amount of dances done from the specific dancer and the customer could also add additional tips.."

    I like his idea......



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    Nah! Too much paper trail.

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    Sounds like a job for the SmartCard, as it retains the card balance on the card itself. Not a real bad idea, as anonymity can be assured. But it would take some development and marketing. I'm talking technology maybe 5-10 years in advance, if strip clubs are still around then.

    Initial card cost would be paid for by maybe a $5 deposit on the card, refundable on leaving the card at the club's counter. Printed strip-club etiquette would appear on the card for the newbies. Special camoflaged cards that can be kept by purchasers could be supplied to club regulars, which they used to call VIPs. Paper trail can be managed by the club's software. I know they often like under-the-table cash for tax evasion reasons.

    I depise the often-exhorbitant ATM fees charged by clubs. I always leave to find even a foreign ATM. Maybe the "SmartCard" like cash card could be charged directly by an expanded ATM thing. Personnel do have to maintain the machines, but the depositing cash task is offset by letting the bar people tend bar rather than your $20s.

    BTW, why is sales tax not collected in bars and strip-clubs?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Sounds like a job for the SmartCard, as it retains the card balance on the card itself. Not a real bad idea, as anonymity can be assured. But it would take some development and marketing. I'm talking technology maybe 5-10 years in advance, if strip clubs are still around then.

    Initial card cost would be paid for by maybe a $5 deposit on the card, refundable on leaving the card at the club's counter. Printed strip-club etiquette would appear on the card for the newbies. Special camoflaged cards that can be kept by purchasers could be supplied to club regulars, which they used to call VIPs. Paper trail can be managed by the club's software. I know they often like under-the-table cash for tax evasion reasons.

    I depise the often-exhorbitant ATM fees charged by clubs. I always leave to find even a foreign ATM. Maybe the "SmartCard" like cash card could be charged directly by an expanded ATM thing. Personnel do have to maintain the machines, but the depositing cash task is offset by letting the bar people tend bar rather than your $20s.

    BTW, why is sales tax not collected in bars and strip-clubs?



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    Default Re: Lap Dance Credit Card

    In the same vein, how about Gift cards to your fav SC? Kind of like funny money but you'd have more time to redeem it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65
    In the same vein, how about Gift cards to your fav SC? Kind of like funny money but you'd have more time to redeem it.

    I like it...........



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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    BTW, why is sales tax not collected in bars and strip-clubs?
    now there's an idea. Instead of hitting him up for a tip, just add "tax" to the total lap dance bill.

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    ^^ LOL @ LSM! I think I'll try that.

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    I like the concept of it, but it would probably work as well as a dancer owing you money, which you have said she could pay back in LDs. It never worked.

    With a lot of girls pre-paid money was pre-spent money. And they say "I'm not making any money tonite". "Well, what about the money I gave you last week?" "Oh well <insert excuse here>"

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    Wait... I thought I already had one of those! You know - you pay for the card to load her cell phone...... the phone has a clock on it... lol
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    If they want additional amounts of my money, I can in turn demand their Taxpayer ID number, so I can send them a 1099-misc in January.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Sounds like a job for the SmartCard, as it retains the card balance on the card itself. Not a real bad idea, as anonymity can be assured. But it would take some development and marketing. I'm talking technology maybe 5-10 years in advance, if strip clubs are still around then.

    ?
    actually, a cash withdrawal component of smartcards is already plenty available.

    I myself have developed proof of concepts for large companies, and some have implemented them onsite.

    Smartcards are great because they are secure. 1024 bit encryption, and the smartcards I normaly recommend have a built in cryptographer on the card.

    It would actually be quite simple to implement, with the most expensive part being the card management system.

    Many companys also use the smartcard as a means for clocking people in or out, and as a means to acces controlled areas such as security sensitve rooms or even parking garages.

    All of which I've implemented countless times.

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    Like the cards at Kinko's?

    Have any of you dancers ever considered installing an ATM machine in your ass? I mean really, the ass crack serves as a perfect card swiper!

    Merchant account fees would be high, but it would be immediate revenue! I have a feeling that there would be some difficulty dealing with the Discover card though.....

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    Now that is too funny Kat!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Like the cards at Kinko's?

    Have any of you dancers ever considered installing an ATM machine in your ass? I mean really, the ass crack serves as a perfect card swiper!

    Merchant account fees would be high, but it would be immediate revenue! I have a feeling that there would be some difficulty dealing with the Discover card though.....

    LOL
    A guy handed his Visa to me once after a dance, I slid it through the crack of my ass and said, "I'm sorry, but your card has been declined". LOL



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    LMAO Vaden, you should have said "oops the credit card company has told me to "pick-up" the card. It's worth $50 to me for turning it in to them after I cut it up.


    BTW is that you in the new avatar with the tiger face?

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    See. I knew it could be done. That sort of stuff is fun to forecast and I seem to have a talent for it.



    Quote Originally Posted by bloodyfun
    actually, a cash withdrawal component of smartcards is already plenty available.

    I myself have developed proof of concepts for large companies, and some have implemented them onsite.

    Smartcards are great because they are secure. 1024 bit encryption, and the smartcards I normaly recommend have a built in cryptographer on the card.

    It would actually be quite simple to implement, with the most expensive part being the card management system.

    Many companys also use the smartcard as a means for clocking people in or out, and as a means to acces controlled areas such as security sensitve rooms or even parking garages.

    All of which I've implemented countless times.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65
    LMAO Vaden, you should have said "oops the credit card company has told me to "pick-up" the card. It's worth $50 to me for turning it in to them after I cut it up.


    BTW is that you in the new avatar with the tiger face?
    No, it's not me. I love tigers and thought since I wear a mask here when posting pic's, (LOL...) it fit me...



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