K, I have to get this off my chest.
There are certain songs that should NOT be played in strip clubs, and unforunately, most of the people who need to know that, won't be reading this. But for those who may be, here's my list of 10 songs NOT to play in a strip club. And it needs to be said, because too many girls do it.
1) Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth (uh, "And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep, and wake up, hopefully she's got some teeth")
2) Lords of Acid - Crab Louse("There to stay, sucks all day, there to bite, my parasite" EW!!!!)
3) Radiohead - Creep ("But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here")
4) Poe* - Angry Johnny ("I wanna kill you, I wanna blow you away")
5) Lords of Acid - Stripper (this song is actually making fun of us)
6) Nerd - Lapdance ("Now you can get this lapdance here for free")
7) South Park - Chef - Salty Chocolate Balls (yes, I know a girl who dances to this, and I hope she forgives me if she ever reads this, love ya girl!)
8 ) Pennywise - Bro Hymn Tribute (NOT sexy)(BTW, did you know you can't type 8 ) without a space between or else it will turn out like this:?)
9) Anything by Slayer (even though I love about 13 of thier songs, it's just not sexy)
10) Alice In Chains - Down in a Hole ("Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved. See my heart I decorate it like a grave")
Anyone care to add a number 11?



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