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    From the article:
    Yet, increasing numbers of homeless men in Nagoya's parks swear this has happened to them. Did these pleasurable experiences actually occur? Or was it merely something emanating out of the fog of alcohol-induced stupor?

    Be as it may, those on the receiving end of her ministrations aren't complaining.
    "Her hand technique is fantastic, but her fellatio is exceptional," one of Nagoya's lumpenproletariat insists. "She sneaked in and did it to me one night, I swear!"


    Uhh yeah. Keep on swilling that Lysol there buddy, and you just may have hallucinations of a job too.

    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    I'd buy it.. the giveaway is:
    "Then I saw the human figure of indeterminate gender the faint light. The footsteps sounded like a woman's."
    Let's just say a heterosexual bum in San Francisco has much to fear in dark alleys.
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    I knew a dancer who sought out a homeless guy just to say she had sex with one.

    I believe this story. Probably a second shift nurse.

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    I had sex with a musician who lived in his van, does that count?

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    Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
    A. Homeless.

    Doesn't count, Katrine. That's their normal environment.

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    I'm more generous, JZ. By federal housing standards, someone who lives in a vehicle is considered homeless. I'm giving Kat 10 bonus points for that "how freaky are you?" sex survey in another thread. I'm impressed.

    Q: What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
    A: You can drop her off anywhere.

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    LMFAO! What the Christ?



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    This is a real fetish cuz there's a website for it:



    Kat, I think it comes from somewhere in Russia.

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    How do you get a musician off of your front lawn?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    This is a real fetish cuz there's a website for it:

    http://dam-hobos.com

    Kat, I think it comes from somewhere in Russia.
    Ewwwwww! Yeah, the names are russian for sure. There's a fetish for everything!

    Another thing about this musician I was screwing who lived in his van, he was missing 2 or 3 fingers from one of his hands from a carptentry accident........luckily he was a drummer so he could still play....
    FREAKY HOMELESS AMPUTEE SEX BABY!

    Ahhhh, percussionists, the lowest quality of all the musicians to fuck except for the bass player maybe.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Ahhhh, percussionists, the lowest quality of all the musicians to fuck except for the bass player maybe.....
    Ahh cripes Kat... how many digits does a bass player have to be missing to qualify?
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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