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    I just broke another wine glass, the last in my beautiful collection of professional red wine drinkin glasses gifted to me from a restaurant supply shop.

    Dammit, what a freakin clutz! I now have 1 remaining wine glass. Must buy more........shit, at least all the wine was in my belly when I dropped it and it broke. I think I'll just drink the rest straight from the bottle......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Damn girl, that sucks!

    What a great excuse though to go out and buy a new set...

    Enjoy the wine....



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    Good point Vaden.
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    This is why, after 2 glasses, I very deliberately move to a non-traditional wine glass - i.e. a simple water glass that is short and has a flat bottom. Doesn't cure all, but doesn't beg to be knocked over.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    Having enjoyed participating in many a party, I am anethema to expensive wine glasses.

    One solution is to haunt the second hand/antique stores in your area. Even the most out of the way antique store will have strange and fascinating glassware or crystal. You'll rarely find a set, but then the trauma of breaking a glass from the set will be non-existent.

    I had a girlfriend that had a long narrow shelf high on the wall of her kitchen, lined with a collection of myriad beautiful and eclectic wine glasses, of which she would use whichever the mood struck her, for herself and her guests.
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    I never have this problem, I drink out of the bottle with a brown paper bag wrapped around the bottle....hahahahahahahahaha!
    Mason jars!!!! Yee haw!

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    I only buy the wine that comes in a big gallon cardboard box.Then i run an IV line right into my arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    Mason jars!!!! Yee haw!
    Gotta love those Mason jars!
    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    I only buy the wine that comes in a big gallon cardboard box.Then i run an IV line right into my arm.
    LOL - That's great......



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    i just buy the cheap normal wine glasses from Ikea, they come in 4 packs. ive probably broken 10 of them in the last couple of years, but theyre easy to replace. and yeah, after i break one i just drink from the bottle.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    skip the glass altogether..just guzzle str8 from the bottle and use the glasses as a display item

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    I have this same problem with my fish bowls. Every time I clean the fish's water I break the bowl and then I have to buy a new one...I feel your pain. Just chuggle from the bottle and save your troubles. If the fish could live in a tea cup forever I would just leave them there but they can't, they need their tanks!

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    Thanks everyone! And dancers are supposed to be graceful!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    We have these beautiful crystal wine glasses. If I'm going to drink more than 1 or 2 glasses, then I just use the plastic cups. Better that then trying to pick up glass shards while being clumsy and drunk. LOL


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    Hey ya wine- o!!! Just like me... MEOW! Sorry about the glass though..


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