any advice on making the best trashcan punch. I'd prefer not to use coolaid, and how much of what should I put in?
any advice on making the best trashcan punch. I'd prefer not to use coolaid, and how much of what should I put in?
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Grain alcohol. Tasteless, but devastating.
As far as the medium, or juice, goes--whatever the hell you want. I forget exactly what we used to use, but I always went for a touch of the exotic. Fruit juices are best. We tried to get a close match to "Planter's Punch" a rum drink, several times, with great success. Look up the ingredients and pretend you're making a giant fake cutesy drink for the kiddies, and alter the list accordingly. Then dump in the grain alcohol, and look the hell out...
For the perfect finishing touch--especially if this is for a Halloween party--get a hunk of dry ice and throw it in. This creates the bubbling fog/mad scientist smoke perpetually over the bowl. You can even break off smaller chunks for the hostess' glass--just don't swallow it, lol.
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Listen to this manOriginally Posted by Djoser
GRAIN ALCOHOL
(BE CAREFULE WITH THE DRY ICE THOUGH)
I usually use some OJ...some fruit punch....you really cant go wrong with whatever fruit drinks you put in....then I add a bottle of sprite/7up or ginger ale.
Slice up some whole fruits(oranges, apples, watermelon) and throw em in or you can throw in some scoops of rainbow sherbert(do this right before you start to serve it so it doesnt fully melt right away).
JUNGLE JUICE....as we used to call it back in college, but we didnt get that fancy...all we used was grain alcohol, gatorade, and pieces of watermelon.





we used to make "Purple Jesus". same basic concept.....grain alcohol, fruit, and we most often used grape hi-c, because that stuff somehow masks the taste of ANYTHING. then yeah a few bottles of ginger ale, and voila! we'd make ours a day or two ahead of time and put it in the walkin at my friend's dad's restaraunt, then it ws super chilled and nice for the soiree. but like the other guys said....watch yourself. grain has a tendency to sneak up on you like some evil ninja and pounce when you think you're fine.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





you guys are missing the whole point of trashcan punch.
Your turning it into a yuppie/martha stewart concoction thats actually supposed to taste good.
Next thing ya know you will be using punch bowls with matching cups and saucers!
As a host,you provide the trashcan and the first gallon of your favorite drink.
After that its whatever comes thru the door from your guest!
Beer wine milk koolaid fruit peanuts etc.(no chips,they get soggy and sink to the bottom)
You dont drink from the top of the can,always from the bottom.(the yuky stuff always floats)
Each person is supposed to roll up the ole sleeve and dip the cup in till it hits bottom,then they scoope.(that way the loose arm hair or two is added in for flavor)
It just aint true trashcan without an arm hair or two and a few unidentifiable floating things on top.





BTW...
Bong water is not a good additive.



Got confussed myself about some of those "recipes" Green is right. We used to tell the company to bring a bottle of anything they liked, and as they walked in the door they poored it into the can. Before hand we would chop fruit and put it in, peaches, stawberries, anything with some sweetness for a little extra something. Also if you really want to get loaded have your guests bring a bottle for the "trashcan" and a bottle of the "House" for those who are to chicken to drink from the can





well shit....i didn't know we were gonna do it like that....sounded like she wanted to make it herself.
No joke, I have tried some of that frat trashcan stuff before, I wasen't able to do anything right for around 3 weeks! But later I found out one guy put about an ounce of coke in the punch "for flavor". HE GOT BEAT THE HELL DOWN FOR THAT ONE! LOL!
Any way I have a really good one called "Hairy Buffalo" and since you guys are so damn great, I will share this wonderful one with you.
You will need:
1 large trash can
1 1/5 of Seagram's 7
1 1/5 Cap't morgan's (black is best)
1 1/5 Bourbon ( we used So Co)
1 1/5 Everclear
Add equal parts: Hawaiian Punch, 5 Alive citrus drink, (or OJ), Ginger Ale(or 7-up).
Use the juices to fill out the recipe, more or less to taste (or till you can actually drink the stuff, LOL).
Usually 2 gallons of each will work with the 1/5's.
Add fruit around the same time you add the liquor (for the best absorption rate)
The best to use are melons: watermelons, honeydew, cantaloupe, ect...
Have fun!!!
Kitana
I make mine like Kitana does. Please be careful though. People seem to get very drunk. Another good idea is to take everyone's keys as they walk through the door. Put them all in a basket and hide it. You don't want to be responsible for someone crashing or even worse.
Have alot of fun!





and then let people pick the keys at random when they leave...and thats the person you have to go home with that nightOriginally Posted by kryssy
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Trashcan Punch recipe
Scale ingredients to servings
3 parts Fruit Punch
2 parts Everclear
1 part Fruits
Slice the fruit. I recommend strawberries, oranges, lemons, and limes. Then mix the punch and everclear together in a clean trashcan with ice. Hawaiian punch is my preference, but you can use any sort of fruit punch. Make sure you use ice and have a blast.
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Ingredients: 1.0 bottle Grain Alcohol
1.0 bag Ice
1.0 bottle Tequila
1.0 bottle Triple sec
1.0 bottle Vodka
Directions: Mix all ingredients in trshcan, cooler or other large container plus any other ingrients to taste and serve.
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ingredients 1 Fifth Vodka
1 Fifth Rum
8 l. Lemon Lime soda
1 Fifth Fruit Brandy
1 Fifth Fruit Schnapps
24 Fruit Slices (assorted citrus and mellon)
24 oz. Kool-Aid® Mix (Tropical Punch)
description This is a party punch like no other, and has very special memories for me!!!! The trick is to watch what people dump in.
Soak the cut up fruit in Everclear the night before and be sure to use a CLEAN trashcan.
The fruit can be any combination of strawberry, grapes, watermelon, orange, lemon, and limes.
i myself prefer jello shots!
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