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    So much about my childhood suddenly becomes so clear.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

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    Wow what a condom commerical! I guess it gets peoples attention.

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    LOL cute, and very fitting for birth control.

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    LMAO! European tv/commercials are always much more risque than ours.

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    I think a better condom ad is the new show "Desperate Housewives" and the "twins" on there. They say that chick was a corporate climber before she quit to have those kids ...I say she was a stripper. Her husband seems to be the typical stripper BF/sperm donor. In some cases .... European TV got nothin on our stuff. If you haven't watched "Housewives" you should.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_WuLf
    I think a better condom ad is the new show "Desperate Housewives" and the "twins" on there. They say that chick was a corporate climber before she quit to have those kids ...I say she was a stripper. Her husband seems to be the typical stripper BF/sperm donor. In some cases .... European TV got nothin on our stuff. If you haven't watched "Housewives" you should.
    I watched it last week and it drove me crazy! It's too much of a soap opera.

    Now nip/tuck... that's some sexy stuff....



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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_WuLf
    European TV got nothin on our stuff.
    LOL! Apparently you haven't seen any of the public (not even cable) euro tv lately. More 'diryt' than Real Sex and it's not even cable, just regular stuff. Yeah, their regular stuff is way more risque than ours.

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    Lol



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    omg...makes you wanna make sure you hear your kids correctly before agreeing to anything!
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    LOL - Too cute...



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    well that explains a lot around my house growing up!

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    I was at a party one night and a guy put his can in the washer on spin for killing one of his birds. Duh if you have birds and a cat you should expect it to happen sooner or later. It would not have happened but they would not let me in the room. I got him back for the cat....after everyone passed out I let the birds go outside. If he was not smart enough to not have a cat and birds he did not need the birds. The cat lived he had kicked it out after the washer ride.
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    that's so cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy
    I was at a party one night and a guy put his can in the washer on spin for killing one of his birds. Duh if you have birds and a cat you should expect it to happen sooner or later. It would not have happened but they would not let me in the room. I got him back for the cat....after everyone passed out I let the birds go outside. If he was not smart enough to not have a cat and birds he did not need the birds. The cat lived he had kicked it out after the washer ride.
    OMG big daddy that dude shoulda been strung up by his balls!

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    He lost his birds anyways. I wanted to kick his ass but he's a good friend and they were drunk.
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