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    Default The answer is here....TOTAL SATISFACTION

    HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
    Caress,
    praise,
    pamper,
    relish,
    savor,
    massage,
    make plans,
    fix,
    empathize,
    serenade,
    compliment,
    support,
    feed,
    tantalize,
    bathe,
    humor,
    placate,
    stimulate,
    jiffylube,
    stroke,
    console,
    purr,
    hug,
    coddle,
    excite,
    pacify,
    protect,
    phone,
    correspond,
    anticipate,
    nuzzle,
    smooch,
    toast,
    minister to,
    forgive,
    sacrifice for,
    ply,
    accessorize,
    leave,
    return,
    beseech,
    sublimate,
    entertain,
    charm,
    lug,
    drag,
    crawl,
    show equality for,
    spackle,
    oblige,
    fascinate,
    attend,
    implore,
    bawl,
    shower,
    shave,
    trust,
    grovel,
    ignore,
    defend,
    coax,
    clothe,
    brag about,
    acquiesce,
    aromate,
    fuse,
    fizz,
    rationalize,
    detoxify,
    sanctify,
    help,
    acknowledge,
    polish,
    upgrade,
    spoil,
    embrace,
    accept,
    butter-up,
    hear,
    understand,
    jitterbug,
    locomote,
    beg,
    plead,
    borrow,
    steal,
    climb,
    swim,
    nurse,
    resuscitate,
    repair,
    patch,
    crazy-glue,
    respect,
    entertain,
    calm,
    allay,
    kill for,
    die for,
    dream of,
    promise,
    deliver,
    tease,
    flirt,
    commit,
    enlist,
    pine,
    cajole,
    angelicize,
    murmur,
    snuggle,
    snoozle,
    snurfle,
    elevate,
    enervate,
    alleviate,
    spotweld,
    serve,
    rub,
    rib,
    salve,
    bite,
    taste,
    nibble,
    gratify,
    take her places,
    scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
    diddle doodle,
    hokey-pokey,
    hanky-panky,
    crystal blue persuade,
    flip,
    flop,
    fly,
    don't care if I die,
    swing,
    slip,
    slide,
    slather,
    mollycoddle,
    squeeze,
    moisturize,
    humidify,
    lather,
    tingle,
    slam-dunk,
    keep on rockin' in the free world,
    wet,
    slicken,
    undulate,
    gelatinize,
    brush,
    tingle,
    dribble,
    drip,
    dry,
    knead,
    puree,
    fluff,
    fold,
    blue-coral wax,
    ingratiate,
    indulge,
    wow,
    dazzle,
    amaze,
    flabbergast,
    enchant,
    idolize and worship,
    and then go back, Jack, and do it again.


    How To Satisfy A Man Every Time

    Show up naked.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: The answer is here....TOTAL SATISFACTION

    Mojo, that is fk'n awesome!

    Great thread......



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    Default Re: The answer is here....TOTAL SATISFACTION

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo



    How To Satisfy A Man Every Time

    Show up naked.

    I believe that it's show up naked and bring beer.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Default Re: The answer is here....TOTAL SATISFACTION

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    I believe that it's show up naked and bring beer.
    or at least show up naked and not mind us throwin back a few beers if you don't bring em

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    Default Re: The answer is here....TOTAL SATISFACTION

    Well MoJo, finally some guy got it right! That's exactly what we want.

    Lol, but you forgot we have to be able to hold said beer on our heads.

    Kitana
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