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    My last night funny story

    Not too long ago there was a post from a customer asking the girls if we ever get turned on when giving a dance. A customer asked me this last night, but my response came out a little differently... I wanted to die laughing, and thought, "I have to share this with my fellow SWers.

    So, this guy asked me to back into VIP with him (yay! My first customer of the night!). We did, and I danced, and listen to him go on and on (like customers do) about how beautiful I was, my eyes, bla bla bla. Then after six songs of this he asks me if I ever get excited dancing for anyone... like dancing for him. Now remember, I'm still dancing when he asks me this; I'm turned around & bent over. I laughed, and it made me queef in his face! LOL

    I wasn't even embarassed because I thought it was so funny right after he's fantasizing about me getting off on dancing for him. I'm sure he thought I farted, but I didn't care. LOL

    Sorry if you're mentally disturbed now. I just thought someone would enjoy this as much as I did. Hehehe


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    HA! That is awesome. What did he do, did he say anything?

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    Hahaha...I was mentally disturbed BEFORE I read that....too funny(you do know I will use this against ya...in a nice way of course) LMAO!!!!

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    Nope. Not a thing. He just kept buying dances! lol


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    oh man, that's hilarious. just the word "queef" makes me giggle anyway.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sandi_g
    Nope. Not a thing. He just kept buying dances! lol
    Maybe it turned him on

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    Default Re: My last night funny story

    Sorry, but what does "queef" mean?

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    it's a "pussy fart", to be blunt
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    queef - n.
    To fart with the vagina.

    The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef

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    Oooohhhh, hehe, thanks guys. *embarrassed*

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    that's what we're here for, no need to be embarrassed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    (you do know I will use this against ya...in a nice way of course) LMAO!!!!
    Good thing you won't be a StripperFest2 then, huh? J/k We luv ya Blade!

    P.S. Thank you for that lovely scientific description.


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    yer welcome queefer southerland

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    Frickin' Blade..LOL......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    yer welcome queefer southerland
    HAHAHA!

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    *big smile*


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    LOL! Too funny! I hate when guys ask that question!
    "And Bill, lamenting how you never see a positive drug story on the news..."Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here's Tom with the weather...!"- Bill Hicks, The Greatest Comedian Ever!

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    hehe.

    Next time someone askes if dancing turns you on, say "dancing makes me money, and making money turns me on."

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    OMG that is sooo cute!!! No JK but at least he kept buying dances!!! THats the funniest thing I've heard for a while now.

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