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    Default Look at that moron over there! Damn...I want him....

    Why do we (men) act like morons in social situations? Why do we bounce around? Hit each other? Get really loud? Why do we throw things at your head? Because we want you...and apparently...it works....

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...7701_1,00.html

    Male mating rituals laid bare
    John Elliott and Sarah Keenlyside
    THEY slap their fellow males on the back, sprawl across sofas and shoot repeated glances at target females. The moves of men on the prowl in bars have been analysed by academics using techniques more commonly associated with observing the mating rituals of apes and other wild animals. The researchers found that success came from expansive “dominant male” gestures towards fellow men. Leaving women in no doubt that they were the focus of attention was also key — 13 glances in half an hour was the average for a “pull”.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    Default Re: Look at that moron over there! Damn...I want him....

    From the article:

    They write that although men usually make the first attempt to start a conversation, they wait for body-language cues from women — such as a glance, then a look away — before approaching.
    Works for me.
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    Default Re: Look at that moron over there! Damn...I want him....

    Mojo, I thank you.
    I hate the hooting and the hollering especially from the non-tippers..... (sorry, had to add it)
    BUT atleast you should realize that the mating ritual is passe and no longer works on us futuristic females.. The crisp sound of a 20 and we will be putty in your hands or atleast on your lap.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    LOL, that's great Moj!



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    I find human body language and instincts to be fascinating. I think I'll get a book about it.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Look at that moron over there! Damn...I want him....

    Book: Superflirt, by Tracy Cox, great reading about body language


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    Mojo, I thank you.
    I hate the hooting and the hollering especially from the non-tippers..... (sorry, had to add it)
    BUT atleast you should realize that the mating ritual is passe and no longer works on us futuristic females.. The crisp sound of a 20 and we will be putty in your hands or atleast on your lap.
    The why do so many women associate themselves with these hooting and hollering jerks and then spend years complaning about the hooting hollering jerk that they've associated themselves with?
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    I don't know about you guys but in my experience, women in general are attracted to those hooting and hollering morons. In fact the more these fine specimens of cro-magnon man treat them like dirt, the more they like it. Nice guys do finish last and often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    I don't know about you guys but in my experience, women in general are attracted to those hooting and hollering morons. In fact the more these fine specimens of cro-magnon man treat them like dirt, the more they like it. Nice guys do finish last and often.
    Oh boy - here we go...

    But I gotta admit Red is right in my estimation of things....

    When a woman gets around 32-35 - she finally starts getting her head together is what I find.

    Little peeps of humility showing up when she hit's thirty - but yet unwilling to admit she's not a hot twenty something anymore.

    She does start getting tired of dating knuckle dragging apes (most of the time) and as she gets older - she is forced to be more open minded because she just isn't in demand like she use to be.

    I got to admit - the 20's girls got the bods, but the 30's+ girls got the attitude.

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    Agreed, Deogol. Thus, why I have often been attracted to women over 30, even while in my twenties. I am not good at knuckle-dragging. I do not pound on my friends in bars. I do not "glance" at women an average of 13 times because after the third or fourth glance I figure I look like some sort of leering asswipe.

    Hell...I've even had dancers bitch at me because I wasn't staring at boobs, but rather at eyes.

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    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    Oh boy - here we go...

    But I gotta admit Red is right in my estimation of things....

    When a woman gets around 32-35 - she finally starts getting her head together is what I find.

    Little peeps of humility showing up when she hit's thirty - but yet unwilling to admit she's not a hot twenty something anymore.

    She does start getting tired of dating knuckle dragging apes (most of the time) and as she gets older - she is forced to be more open minded because she just isn't in demand like she use to be.

    I got to admit - the 20's girls got the bods, but the 30's+ girls got the attitude.
    WHAT?!?! I'm a 30's girl...and I have the body AND the attitude. In fact, most people think I am 23...

    I think that, like most things, this spectrum is too broad. I didn't become more open-minded because I was forced to...I became more open-minded because I've lived life and learned a few things.

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    Nice guys do finish last and often.
    I'm a nice guy, and based on years of sexual activity I can attest it is true for me.

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