View Poll Results: Best Pants for a Lap Dance

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  • Shorts (in warm weather)

    23 17.97%
  • Khakis

    59 46.09%
  • Slacks

    34 26.56%
  • Sweats

    9 7.03%
  • Warmups

    3 2.34%
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Thread: Lap Dance Pants

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    I like it rough



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    Here's a little mini-question. What do you refer women wear? I know the number one answer is, of course, panties, but I had a dancer, with whom I've become a regular, tell me to wear sweats, as jeans start to burn after a few dances. Now, I'm NOT wearing sweatpants, I save those for practice, but how about track pants or something of that nature?
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    in shorts your penis cann come out the bottom as the dancer grinds, i cant imagine that being a pleasant surprise, unless of course u wear whitey-tighteys
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    I dont mind shorts as long as they are long enough that i am not going to have to touch your hairy legs or mr. Wimply isnt going to poke out the bottom!!! I prefer khakis because they are thick enough that you dont fell EVERYTHING, but still soft. Polyester can be rough on the buns, so unless you have SOFT slacks, Buy some!!!

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    Jeans really arent that bad, UNLESS you startch them!!! Ok, lets think about this, girl rubbing ass on STIFFFFFFFF jeand, OUCH!!! just dont startch them before you come and dont wear them so tight that they are still hard or so baggy that we cant find your [email protected]!

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    I was considering wearing my fleece sweatpants. They're nice looking and very soft and inviting. HOWEVER, they conduct electricity REALLY well. Thank God I found that out before I wore them to the SC. Would not have been a pleasant experience for the dancers, or myself. The texture would feel really good to rub against though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady
    I dont mind shorts as long as they are long enough that i am not going to have to touch your hairy legs or mr. Wimply isnt going to poke out the bottom!!! I prefer khakis because they are thick enough that you dont fell EVERYTHING, but still soft. Polyester can be rough on the buns, so unless you have SOFT slacks, Buy some!!!
    "Mr. Wimply"?? Ha,ha...that's a new one!

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    Whoa this thread is still alive and kicking? I posted it a while ago as a gag and it's still generating responses. For the record, I generally wear nice pants to the club.

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    Shorts, always shorts. Even if its cold outside, shorts. I cannot stress this point enough. And loose fitting boxers, definitely. No reason to make it difficult for the dancer to give you a hand-job if she sees fit.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Khakis, hands down.

    I will not dance for someone wearing sweats. Way too calculated, or sloppy. Either way, no.
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    Default Re: Lap Dance Pants

    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy
    Khakis, hands down.

    I will not dance for someone wearing sweats. Way too calculated, or sloppy. Either way, no.
    ~..frantically ditching my sweats and dragging the khakis from cold storage...~

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    Since I am always coming from work when I go to a strip club, I am always wearing a suit, with cotton or wool trousers. Strangely, I have had different dancers tell me that pants from the same suit are either soft and comfortable, or scratchy and uncomfortable.

    I guess "YMMV" can apply to clothes as well as dancers.

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    The corduroys were a hit! Only thing is my son borrowed them and destroyed them the next week.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Sad, please tell me they wer Walmart specials...not $100 Tommy's LOL

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    Dear men, Pls wear Khakis.

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    Kakis or really soft slacks.I'll powder my region to prevent friction burn too,lol....

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    I wear khakis or occasionally soft jeans in cooler weather, bermudas in hot weather, same as I would going almost anywhere else. And always underwear. Funny thing though, I said the same thing on another site asking this question and everybody else told me I was inconsiderate, that the ladies prefer sweats or warm-ups with no underwear. Yeah right.
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    I wear the thickest things possible so I don't feel anything.

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    I like wearing the rubber,chest high,fishing waders.
    I can excuse the stripper dust as fish scales and when the girl grinds,it makes a funny squeek squeek sound like windshield wipers on a rainy night.

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    I couldn't help but think of this thread as I gazed upon a giant stack of new silk shorts at Costco a few weeks ago.

    I didn't leave with any, but I wouldn't have wanted to explain my stupid grin to anyone, either.
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    I really don't care what you guys wear. As long as Mr. Happy or anything else isn't poking me in places then I'm good.

    I do think different things about men in sweats vs. men in suits, but they usually aren't that different.

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    Guys who come to the clubs wearing some of the above mentioned clothes usually do so because they think that will "enjoy" the dance more . I personally am not a dancer to get you off and I will never need money so bad that I will do something that makes me uncomfortable . When I see a guy come into my club with track pants or sweat pants on then I assume that he wants me to grind on him , which I would not so basically I will not ask him for a dance . When I see a guy come in with shorts on I may dance for him but when I do I am waiting for him to expose himself because that is what I assume you are wearing them for . This may be wrong thinking but you have to be careful as a dancer ( as anyone really ) and trust your gut feelings . If my gut tells me that you are after more than I want to give then why would I waste our time ?? I have been sitting around and seen a guys walk in dressed like that and us dancers laugh and joke about the perv that just walked , not the way you want to be seen by a girl I am sure . Just be yourself and wear whatever your comfortable in plus some girls like it , some girls don't care and some don't even notice so .

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    I wear Khakis probably 80% of the time but, in all honesty, sometimes warm-ups or shorts just hapen to be what I put on in the morning on my days off. If I'm out and I decide to go to a club later my attire doesn't give me cause for concern that I will be ignored because frankly, it's never been a problem. Sometimes I wish it where!

    I understand that every dancer may have preferences, and even legitimate worries about what a customer may have on his mind but honestly, the way business has been for the last few years, my observation is that most girls will approach any guy with a pulse to see if he wants to buy a dance.
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    Why do you like wearing the shorts so much? It may scare some dancers away. I take it you must live in a warm climate.

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    That is the reason why alot of clubs have dress codes. I personally have had some pretty weird and uncomfortable mishaps happen while give a lap dance.

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